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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
i know i'd like to name something "Polaris (The North? Star)", whether a short story, a song, a poem, something (/anything). I know how I'd want it to feel and I can see it in my mind, but I simply can't make it exist.
blehh X3
blehh X3
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
i know i'd like to name something "Polaris (The North? Star)", whether a short story, a song, a poem, something (/anything). I know how I'd want it to feel and I can see it in my mind, but I simply can't make it exist.
blehh X3
blehh X3
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Zhir Vengersky used to be about the money. Now he's about the music, the damn hack
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Zhir Vengersky used to be about the money. Now he's about the music, the damn hack
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i understand that people go to and from the airport at all hours of the day but seeing b-dubs open at 5 AM at logan made me burst out laughing. NEED (!!!) my wings before the sun rises
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
i understand that people go to and from the airport at all hours of the day but seeing b-dubs open at 5 AM at logan made me burst out laughing. NEED (!!!) my wings before the sun rises
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ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
Having a sore throat is like, the worst thing that could possibly happen to a person. Ignore all the other bad things that are/could be happening. This is about me.
July 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Having a sore throat is like, the worst thing that could possibly happen to a person. Ignore all the other bad things that are/could be happening. This is about me.
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Fandom people truly have a taste in men that would be incomprehensible to anyone not involved in these circles because why are the two characters in Undertale/Deltarune that the most people wanna fuck a skeleton whose dialogue is mostly dad jokes and a literal anthropomorphization of a spam email
June 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fandom people truly have a taste in men that would be incomprehensible to anyone not involved in these circles because why are the two characters in Undertale/Deltarune that the most people wanna fuck a skeleton whose dialogue is mostly dad jokes and a literal anthropomorphization of a spam email
we should turn john lennon into soft serve ice cream
May 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
we should turn john lennon into soft serve ice cream
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European Friends out there, please sign this initiative to ban conversion therapies forever
This is actually revised and discussed in the European Parliament so every signature counts!!
eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
This is actually revised and discussed in the European Parliament so every signature counts!!
eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
eci.ec.europa.eu
May 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
European Friends out there, please sign this initiative to ban conversion therapies forever
This is actually revised and discussed in the European Parliament so every signature counts!!
eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
This is actually revised and discussed in the European Parliament so every signature counts!!
eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#...
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putting on the They Live glasses and it just says “BURGER” everywhere
May 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
putting on the They Live glasses and it just says “BURGER” everywhere
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You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
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Mike Love has rarely been photographed without a hat since the 1980s. This is because he has been hiding the original Smile session multitracks under there.
March 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mike Love has rarely been photographed without a hat since the 1980s. This is because he has been hiding the original Smile session multitracks under there.
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Elvis Costello is the Wiggles for adults (complimentary)
March 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Elvis Costello is the Wiggles for adults (complimentary)
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frog fact friday!!
March 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
frog fact friday!!
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Elon Musk is finally giving conservatives what they've been asking for for decades now: he's running the government like a business. *Finger on the Monkey's Paw Curls* Behold the unbridled efficiency and creativity of American private enterprise:
February 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Elon Musk is finally giving conservatives what they've been asking for for decades now: he's running the government like a business. *Finger on the Monkey's Paw Curls* Behold the unbridled efficiency and creativity of American private enterprise:
Close the libraries and the courthouses, my FUCKING tummy hurts
February 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Close the libraries and the courthouses, my FUCKING tummy hurts
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turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it
February 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it
Wishing ill upon all companies that give their workers PTO but no sick time. PTO is for fun vacation and sick time is for when I'm a Victorian child dying in bed. I shouldn't have to ration out the former preemptively for the latter.
December 13, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Wishing ill upon all companies that give their workers PTO but no sick time. PTO is for fun vacation and sick time is for when I'm a Victorian child dying in bed. I shouldn't have to ration out the former preemptively for the latter.
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Andy Partridge in a pear tree
December 26, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Andy Partridge in a pear tree
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I've just come up with a fake Frank Henenlotter movie based on the Bruce Springsteen song "Hungry Heart" in which two people's hearts are sentient and they burst out of their host's chests while they're still alive. They have little googly eyes and sharp teeth and they can talk and such
November 29, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I've just come up with a fake Frank Henenlotter movie based on the Bruce Springsteen song "Hungry Heart" in which two people's hearts are sentient and they burst out of their host's chests while they're still alive. They have little googly eyes and sharp teeth and they can talk and such
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ICYMI: This has been out for a few days and we all quite like it. Buy it on Bandcamp or stream it wherever you get your streaming things. The world loves Basal Metabolism!
Stars of joy! The Basal Metabolism full-length album is OUT NOW! Buy it on Bandcamp to save Max (pictured, below) from the «Metabolism Dimension»
basalmetabolism.bandcamp.com/album/basal-metabolism
@zhir.bsky.social
basalmetabolism.bandcamp.com/album/basal-metabolism
@zhir.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 7:39 AM
ICYMI: This has been out for a few days and we all quite like it. Buy it on Bandcamp or stream it wherever you get your streaming things. The world loves Basal Metabolism!
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