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Chance
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gender is boring
they/she/it
kill your heroes

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i asked my doc about when i should start prog but he said there's no Rush
September 26, 2023 at 6:58 PM
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What sustains me in my work as a public librarian is my belief that the freedom to read and learn without others’ interference is possibly the *only* form of autonomy a democratic society grants to children. To me, as an adoptee denied essential knowledge as a child, this is everything. 📚
September 15, 2023 at 2:37 PM
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A punchline is just a line of striking writers waiting to meet Jimmy Fallon.
I love a joke where the set up and punchline are identical
September 15, 2023 at 12:02 AM
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get in loser, we're burning down BiII Maher's house
September 14, 2023 at 3:41 AM
theres a wasp flying around my smoke spot, I'm gonna get it secondhand high and talk about the nixon election (he's a political science major)
September 11, 2023 at 11:40 PM
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A.A.A.T!

Always
Add
Alt
Text!

C’mon it’s fun and inclusive!
September 10, 2023 at 6:55 PM
>talking to someone about dnd on a dating app

>they mention a campaign they were pushed out of

>I offer my sympathy

>they say "what do you expect from DND players, they're not really known for social skills"

did you forget how we even REACHED this topic my guy
September 8, 2023 at 2:12 AM
I been on e for like a week and a half and my nips already look bigger what's the deal with that
September 8, 2023 at 2:07 AM
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replies sorted by how hard the user can bite
September 7, 2023 at 10:02 PM
sorting replies based on how loud you can bark
sorting replies based on how likely they'd have sex with you
September 7, 2023 at 7:28 PM
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haha someone already has an issue open about this
September 7, 2023 at 7:17 PM
I don't know why we're mad at the Sky man's changes but I sort of don't like them
September 7, 2023 at 7:23 PM
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This weekend, we will be tabling at and participating in the Bash Back convergence in Chicago.

As bigots renew their assault on queer and trans people and anarchists fight back, there is an urgent need for renewed coordination and innovation.

Background:

crimethinc.com/bashback2023

🏴
September 7, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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This morning in #Atlanta five people, including faith leaders + community members, chained themselves to equipment at Cop City construction site. "There is a war happening against protesters. If we don’t stand up for our right to protest now, standing up in the future will be in vain." #StopCopCity
September 7, 2023 at 6:48 PM
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im like if a girl was only partly a girl and also something much darker and more obscure
September 4, 2023 at 5:51 AM
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the kids need to know about Transgender. They need to know theres a pill that can Give you boobs
September 5, 2023 at 3:52 AM
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the dick sucking factory just called [lowers hat] your mom was in an accident
July 3, 2023 at 5:32 PM
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If you can't afford to send 5$ a week to a survival worker, that's fine! but it doesn't cost money to share our posts.

so what is it?
the filters work, so it can't be that.
maybe you still think our job is too embarrassing for you to be seen helping us?
September 5, 2023 at 7:52 AM
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I see some of you say "support sex workers" but never actually share any of our ad posts.

unless you're sending money, how exactly are you supporting us? 🎤
September 5, 2023 at 7:51 AM
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idk i think a lot of people say the right things but still have a morality cop in their head.
September 5, 2023 at 7:53 AM