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Mike
@chapfromstaffs.bsky.social
Vintage Alfa enthusiast / engine warning light aficionado. Never look underneath. Partial to a tattoo. Houston Texans. Random other stuff. I’M TOTALLY OK, OK?
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:

Hi, I'm a Buell XB12R Firebolt.
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
i cannot shake this tune… it’s been stuck in my head since seeing them live months ago. STUCK IN THERE. youtu.be/s2U1b1XlfoQ?...
Getting Away With It (All Messed Up)
YouTube video by James - Topic
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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We live in an era of doom and gloom and forget that in amongst it all positive things happen too. As 2026 looms here are some good news stories from 2025 that you may have missed.

for @noosphere.app
www.noosphere.app/good-news-in...
Good News in 2025
Get news direct from reporters you trust.
www.noosphere.app
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Oh no Bridget Bardot died<reads on> oh what she was a massively racist lunatic, when did that happen etc.
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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This is literally what the Telegraph campaigned for.
December 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Populists attack London because it is ‘progressive and successful’, says Sadiq Khan

www.ft.com/content/2e88...
Populists attack London because it is ‘progressive and successful’, says Sadiq Khan
Rightwing attacks on one of the world’s most visited cities at odds with reality, says mayor
www.ft.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Such patronising guff - “all the rural people want is to lick off a little of the muddy fox blood from the master of the hunt’s riding boots before offering their youngest daughter to a Freemason dressed as a sex beagle”
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I HAVE FOUND A STASH OF 90s MINISTRY MAGAZINE CDs

@helsmels.bsky.social you are probably the only person on here that might appreciate that…

Just need to find a CD player I can connect to my sound system…🤔
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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P̶r̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ Andrew asked Ghislaine Maxwell if she had found him some "new inappropriate friends" the Epstein files have shown. Not enough to be a peadophile, he has to also be EXCRUCIATING ALL THE TIME ALWAYS.
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Time for a run #weatherproof
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Celebrate the approaching solstice by listening to my Folk horror audio drama 😈🌙
My debut folk horror audio drama is now available! Enter a world immersed in Shropshire Folklore, ruled by Devil Himself. There's something very strange afoot up the stiperstones!

buzzsprout.com/411730/12499890

buzzsprout.com/411730/12600423
December 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What is it with mezcal? It’s delightful.
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What the fuck?
I’m not often lost for words but…
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Binged every season of #Foundation (to date) and now I am feeling bereft. What’s next?
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
QTP with a GIF to advertise your Bluesky account
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Give me more of this England, please - the one with lovely people in it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Never tried mezcal before. Don’t like tequila so I wasn’t keen. OMG it is lush though. New favourite? Maaaaybe.
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I have felt dizzy and out of it all week. Finish work, instantly fine. Is the work VPN transmitting some sort of signal??
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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A reminder that London is far safer than many major cities, that crime is falling and that racists hate both these truths because they undermine their vicious little divisive narrative.

Multiculturalism works. London works. And those who hate both things hate themselves most of all.
There were 93 homicides in London last year: population 9 million

In New York - population 8.5 million - there were
391.

London's homicide figure is 6 times lower than LA, 9 times lower than Miami, 17 times lower than Chicago.

And it's falling year on year despite the population increasing
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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For context the 'Middle England' referred to here is the 0.5% of households living in homes worth more than £2 million
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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The sheer scale of media outrage this week about plans to lift hundreds of thousands children out of poverty, by taxing millionaire homeowners, tells you everything you need to know about the real priorities of the British press
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-real-b...
The Real 'Benefits Street' Protecting Britain's Wealthiest
The sheer scale of outrage about plans to lift children out of poverty, by taxing millionaire homeowners, tells you everything you need to know about the priorities of the British press
www.adambienkov.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Such joy! 😆
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 concerts you’ve seen:

James
The Levellers
New Model Army
Iron Maiden
Introduce yourself with 4 concerts you’ve seen.

Aerosmith
Jools Holland
Chemical Brothers
The Waterboys.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Depeche Mode
Gary Numan
Stevie Wonder
B52’s
Leo Sayer😉
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Today I cannot stay on task at all. I have repeatedly failed to complete “make a cup of tea” and made breakfast for my daughter twice. Head is SPINNING. “No I don’t need medicating” he says confidently, “I’ve been like this 50 years and I have a senior job, I can deal with it.”

*forgotten tea again
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Erm… I assume I’m ok. Or toast. Either/or.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM