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Bat
@charcuteriebored.bsky.social
Physically in my 30s, mentally in my grave. Occasionally fun, moderately spooky.
Likes: Vampires, Danmei, Ghost, and general nerdiness
Dislikes: People's knees.
Usually lost in one way or another.
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RED ALERT

The House Energy & Commerce committee is moving full steam ahead for several age verification bills including KOSA this Thursday

We need to spread mass opposition now. We cannot allow this to pass. We have to drive mass calls into congress NOW

Call 202-224-3121

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December 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh, mini baguette I got at the market. I just know you're going to be the only thing that gets me through the work day...
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Gonna get a perfume that smells like soap and tell everyone it's cilantro
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Why is Lucifer my favorite Hazbin character? Dunno, I just find him relatable for some reason....

Untelated, it's time to put away my collection of fall themed birds so I can put my winter themed birds on display
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I don't think anything is as satisfying as hot French fries when you are really hungry
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If we go to a museum or aquarium or whatever and you don't want to get anything from the gift shop, we can't be friends.
Like not even a postcard or anything? Crazy
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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another version of me #svsss #bingqiu
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I gotta say, when seven year old me decided that Keanu Reeves was the coolest thing ever and that we'd love him forever, that was a great choice, child me. Way to go. Very impressed with your ability to pick the best possible option.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Just got added to a stranger's work group text. This is going to be the highlight of my night.
two men are looking at a cell phone and smiling
Alt: two men are looking at a cell phone and smiling
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November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I have sewn these tiny fake pickles. They are cute and deserve attention.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Really? Closing with a quote from Lord Byron?!
a woman wearing hoop earrings and a black top looks at the camera
Alt: a woman wearing hoop earrings and a black top looks at the camera, wrinkling her nose and judging
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November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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happy birthday to theee beautiful princess with a disorder lestat de lioncourt #iwtv
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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lmao
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
That's my mayor!!!

(I live in Pennsylvania)
(I don't know who my actual mayor is)
a heart shaped photo frame with a picture of a man and the words zohran mamdani my beloved on it
Alt: a heart shaped photo frame with a picture of a man and the words zohran mamdani my beloved on it
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November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Halloween Villages are so much better than Christmas Villages.

Halloween villages are like "This is the shop called Hot Apple Spider where a spider sells Hot Apple Cider!"

And every Christmas Village is all "Our new building this year is an orphanage. You can put it next to the Debtor's Prison."
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Happy Halloween! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Table set and ready but so far the only person I've give candy to is the mail lady. She deserves it though
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM