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ChaseJ(dot)xyz @chasej.xyz · Oct 11

I'm Chase! An internet bird who writes all kinds of stuff (esp. queer animals) and finds Excel way too fun.
You can find links to all my stories (and more writerly things about me) here!: www.chasej.xyz/bibliography/

An anthropomorphic white-tailed kite sitting cross-legged, holding an open notebook and a pen.

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Himbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹 @himboblacksmith.bsky.social · 19h

The tank's role is to draw aggro

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d

image titled Halloween.

there are 4 trick or treaters dressed up in various costumes holding receptacles for candy. they’re all saying something (in speech bubbles)

vampire: girls kissing candy please
ghost: wlw chocolate?
witch: toxic yuri caramel?
pirate: do you have yuri treats

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Kian @canineblood.bsky.social · 1d

Reverse therian

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Ⓙ. 🅱Ⓤ🆁Ⓡ🅴Ⓛ🅻Ⓞ Ⓢ🆄Ⓑ🅼Ⓐ🆁Ⓘ🅽Ⓔ @biginsanehappy.bsky.social · 18h

Toblerones are the Nepali flag of chocolate.

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 1d

As today is World Octopus Day I’ll again mention that a Spanish equivalent to “like a fish out of water” is como un pulpo en un garaje. It means “like an octopus in a garage.”

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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 2d

this post really lives in my head

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ashie @hamgumber.bsky.social · 3d

i love her mexicanly

#elcondorpasa #umamusume #umamusumeprettyderby #prettyderby #umamusumefanart

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Peter @fqts.bsky.social · 3d

TachyCafe 🧪☕

#umamusume

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Pupber 🐶 [ VTuber] working on pinned !! @pupber.bsky.social · 2d

when you put wedding mayano or air groove in the main lobby, narita brian apparently teased both of them about their dresses.....

is she jealous.....yearning.....what does this mean.... #umamusume

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Chelton's Bird and Wildlife Photography @bird-photography.bsky.social · 1d

Snowy Plovers are so cute. I love that head tilt!

📷 Canon R5
Canon RF100-500mm f/4.5-7.1L IS USM
M, f/7.1, 1/640, ISO 200, 500mm
12/1/25

Northern Oregon Coast

#birds #bird #photography #ornithology #birdphotos #nature #naturephotography #snowyplover

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A small bird stands on a small sand dune on the beach. Its legs are thin and dark gray. Its body is round and puffy. Other than its brown wings and the brown sides and top of its head, its feathers are pure white. Its beak is short, black and very pointy.

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 1d

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

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ChaseJ(dot)xyz @chasej.xyz · 2d

Unrelated: I might ride an entirely new train tomorrow!!! Just the thing to do in a new city

ChaseJ(dot)xyz @chasej.xyz · 2d

The more I'm forced to use Windows 11 the more I hate it

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · Jul 31

help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help

From r/chatGPTpro, 25 minutes ago: chatGPT blocked at work

Today my job decided to block the site. I use chatGPT to create SOPs (standard operating practices) and power points and polish my emails. What should I do now four question marks. It has 0 upvotes and 20 comments

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lum @ commissions open!! @itslumboy.bsky.social · 4d

gold ship fanart: (flexes muscles) heh… think you can keep up with the goddess of the track? (lightning generates with each powerful step)

gold ship in the game: hey trainer! i got afflicted with a case of “dope ass swag” and now i’m going to make it your problem for the next ten races.

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ChaseJ(dot)xyz @chasej.xyz · 3d

"Celebrating 10 years of service" wow it opened right after I moved here....it sure has been a minute

ChaseJ(dot)xyz @chasej.xyz · 3d

taking a plane for the first time in years: urghhhhh thats not gonna be fun
taking bart + the silly people mover extension to get to the airport: HELL YEAH!!! SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TRAIN!!!

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 4d

"Hello? Yes, it's Sam Altman. We're designing a new AI product. Get me the guy who designed the wireless mouse you have to flip upside down to charge."

The Magic Mouse 2, with its USB charging port located on the bottom making it impossible to charge the mouse while using it.

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ChaseJ(dot)xyz @chasej.xyz · 3d

✋ can I be added to the hazbin hotel/hellaverse haters list?

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Nitrofox 🔜 Your parents' bedroom @nitrofox.bsky.social · 4d

LOOK AT THEM!! SO ADORABLE! AND MR TOUGH GUY!!

Kraut @derparrot.bsky.social · 6d

I like the wildlife videos where Ukrainian soldiers find marbled polecats the most. Those cute critters are an endangered species. It's usually rare to find them.

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Mikhail @va11halla.bsky.social · 3d

Is this the best way to listen to the new @health.band single?

VIBE COP by HEALTH (https://youwillloveeachother.bandcamp.com/track/vibe-cop) on a Playdate using Kicooya MP3 player (https://play.date/games/139146/) next to a cup of black coffee.

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HEALTH @health.band · 4d

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dilith 🎃 @flurrys.nekoweb.org · 4d

i thought of this in the shower

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