ChaseJ(dot)xyz
@chasej.xyz
Writes 🐦🔥, 🏳️⚧️🌕🐺, 🐉, 🦖, 🐎,and 📡👽
he/they | chasej.xyz/
Gay internet Bird ✧ Digital Storyteller ✧ Bad Taste Haver ✧ Bird Fact Dispenser ✧ Third-Rate Duelist ✧ Zoid-er ✧ Furry Writer's Guildie ✧ Codexian ✧ RIT🐯 ✧ SNHU🖊️✧🐧🖥️✧⚦
he/they | chasej.xyz/
Gay internet Bird ✧ Digital Storyteller ✧ Bad Taste Haver ✧ Bird Fact Dispenser ✧ Third-Rate Duelist ✧ Zoid-er ✧ Furry Writer's Guildie ✧ Codexian ✧ RIT🐯 ✧ SNHU🖊️✧🐧🖥️✧⚦
Pinned
ChaseJ(dot)xyz
@chasej.xyz
· Oct 11
I'm Chase! An internet bird who writes all kinds of stuff (esp. queer animals) and finds Excel way too fun.
You can find links to all my stories (and more writerly things about me) here!: www.chasej.xyz/bibliography/
You can find links to all my stories (and more writerly things about me) here!: www.chasej.xyz/bibliography/
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Stuff I'd love to see more of in the Plott Hound slush:
-science fiction
-less popular and more obscure species
-subversive, refreshing takes on familiar mythical creatures and cryptids
-xenospecies/critters entirely made up by you!
-non-Western cultures and settings
-science fiction
-less popular and more obscure species
-subversive, refreshing takes on familiar mythical creatures and cryptids
-xenospecies/critters entirely made up by you!
-non-Western cultures and settings
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Stuff I'd love to see more of in the Plott Hound slush:
-science fiction
-less popular and more obscure species
-subversive, refreshing takes on familiar mythical creatures and cryptids
-xenospecies/critters entirely made up by you!
-non-Western cultures and settings
-science fiction
-less popular and more obscure species
-subversive, refreshing takes on familiar mythical creatures and cryptids
-xenospecies/critters entirely made up by you!
-non-Western cultures and settings
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
in my backpacking days my friend nina showed up at the hostel room at 2am with bags of mcdonalds for us and i only ever knew her for a couple weeks over a decade ago but you bet your ass i still think of her as “nina: a beautiful, sweet, powerful goddess whom i love and adore”
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
in my backpacking days my friend nina showed up at the hostel room at 2am with bags of mcdonalds for us and i only ever knew her for a couple weeks over a decade ago but you bet your ass i still think of her as “nina: a beautiful, sweet, powerful goddess whom i love and adore”
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
And worse still, some of them have Podcasts
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
And worse still, some of them have Podcasts
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Playing in the ball pit, which is what I call the dumpster behind the orchiectomy depot
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Playing in the ball pit, which is what I call the dumpster behind the orchiectomy depot
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
We're officially OPEN TO NONFICTION AND REPRINT SUBMISSIONS! We are looking for full nonfiction pieces (not pitches) and reprints of stories currently unavailable for free online.
🪐See our guidelines for details: othersidespec.com/guidelines
🗡️Submit here: hybrispress.moksha.io/publication/...
🪐See our guidelines for details: othersidespec.com/guidelines
🗡️Submit here: hybrispress.moksha.io/publication/...
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We're officially OPEN TO NONFICTION AND REPRINT SUBMISSIONS! We are looking for full nonfiction pieces (not pitches) and reprints of stories currently unavailable for free online.
🪐See our guidelines for details: othersidespec.com/guidelines
🗡️Submit here: hybrispress.moksha.io/publication/...
🪐See our guidelines for details: othersidespec.com/guidelines
🗡️Submit here: hybrispress.moksha.io/publication/...
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
HEALTH be like (synths)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
HEALTH be like (synths)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Found this on r/onejoke
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Found this on r/onejoke
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
I can't wait for them to try to explain how they'll suddenly repurpose all these half-built conventional data centers to quantum computing, which is like trying to convert a teddy bear to diesel.
All I want for Christmas is the GenAI bubble to pop so we can move onto the next tech bro scam.
Maybe some socks too
Maybe some socks too
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I can't wait for them to try to explain how they'll suddenly repurpose all these half-built conventional data centers to quantum computing, which is like trying to convert a teddy bear to diesel.
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Look, there's effective marketing, and then... there's.. EFFECTIVE marketing.
The logo can be seen as a horse furry, a horse furry with GIGANTIC bewbs. or just a horse with it's butt towards you.
Eitherway, this badonkadonkey logo is fire. :D
The logo can be seen as a horse furry, a horse furry with GIGANTIC bewbs. or just a horse with it's butt towards you.
Eitherway, this badonkadonkey logo is fire. :D
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Look, there's effective marketing, and then... there's.. EFFECTIVE marketing.
The logo can be seen as a horse furry, a horse furry with GIGANTIC bewbs. or just a horse with it's butt towards you.
Eitherway, this badonkadonkey logo is fire. :D
The logo can be seen as a horse furry, a horse furry with GIGANTIC bewbs. or just a horse with it's butt towards you.
Eitherway, this badonkadonkey logo is fire. :D
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
I'm opening up my submission support group to everyone (wow!) So if your goal next year is to submit your writing more (so you can be published!), then come join us!
Every 4th Sunday @ 1 PM PT on Zoom, the next is Dec 28!
For more info (and resources + freebies!): www.chasej.xyz/submission-s...
Every 4th Sunday @ 1 PM PT on Zoom, the next is Dec 28!
For more info (and resources + freebies!): www.chasej.xyz/submission-s...
Submission Support Group Info and Goodies – Chase J Anderson
www.chasej.xyz
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm opening up my submission support group to everyone (wow!) So if your goal next year is to submit your writing more (so you can be published!), then come join us!
Every 4th Sunday @ 1 PM PT on Zoom, the next is Dec 28!
For more info (and resources + freebies!): www.chasej.xyz/submission-s...
Every 4th Sunday @ 1 PM PT on Zoom, the next is Dec 28!
For more info (and resources + freebies!): www.chasej.xyz/submission-s...
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Plott Hound Issue 3 is now unleashed into the wild! 🍂🦊
Included in this autumn menagerie:
-a feared & worshipped python
-a species that wear emotion on color of their fur
-a cemetery cat
-void whales
-& more
Buy it and other back issues here: plotthoundmag.com/issues/
Included in this autumn menagerie:
-a feared & worshipped python
-a species that wear emotion on color of their fur
-a cemetery cat
-void whales
-& more
Buy it and other back issues here: plotthoundmag.com/issues/
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Plott Hound Issue 3 is now unleashed into the wild! 🍂🦊
Included in this autumn menagerie:
-a feared & worshipped python
-a species that wear emotion on color of their fur
-a cemetery cat
-void whales
-& more
Buy it and other back issues here: plotthoundmag.com/issues/
Included in this autumn menagerie:
-a feared & worshipped python
-a species that wear emotion on color of their fur
-a cemetery cat
-void whales
-& more
Buy it and other back issues here: plotthoundmag.com/issues/
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
This is not a YTP. This is an unedited clip from a 2014 film that premiered at Sundance.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is not a YTP. This is an unedited clip from a 2014 film that premiered at Sundance.
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Reposted by ChaseJ(dot)xyz
Turns out even the Right's accusations of the Left using hired actors was a confession of guilt
Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Turns out even the Right's accusations of the Left using hired actors was a confession of guilt