Modern landscapers have really lost their touch - I haven't seen a single "garden burger" in ages (1981)

Now the cinnamon roll is too good for this country, too pure

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

Texture tour of reversible dimensional stitch neck warmer.
Easy stitching easy write up. Hopefully coming soon in a pattern.
Hand knit 🧶 #knitting #knitsky #craftsky #textile #fiberart

Good morning 🌞

[Žižek voice] And what is it the hippos were hungry for? The empty, white sphere of fantasy, onto which they—and the children who controlled them—could project their desire. Once captured, each hippo releases this desire, unconsumed, into a pen to contain it, before beginning the search for more.

Bird collects fur from a sleeping fox to build a nest..

Bluesky has been flooded with automated reply bots - they'll offer a sort of confrontational opinion as a reply. They're pretty convincing and we all need to train ourselves to not reflexively reply to all responses until we check

Dead giveaway is new acct, few followers + original posts

bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you

the thing is this is the most obvious shit imaginable if you're not jesse singal, the racist wizard book lady, most of the british press and nyt editors

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

A study found that sharing memes of unappealing animals (in this case, the proboscis monkey) significantly increased public interest in the species and people's reported willingness to donate money towards their conservation. 🧪 🌍

My therapist: Have you considered gently suggesting a healthy boundary on this issue?
Me: no but I have considered peeling off my entire human skin and hurling my bones into the ocean, can I just do that instead

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