Meanwhile, on Twitter...

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

there are two types of male groupchats. they either have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but everyone’s just encouraging each other on breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named something like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists

incredibly funny that the Jets are gonna finish significantly worse having Rodgers all year than the season they lost him after like 5 minutes

Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together
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It's still so weird to me to watch a #Lions game without the feeling of "same old Lions" dread washing over me, expecting that lead to turn into an eventual loss. What is this new feeling?

The thing I hate about Jordan Love is he's entirely not hateable. After decades of complete hatred for Packers QBs, it's a very weird feeling as a Lions fan.

This is grate 🤣