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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 4h

"And kids, the lesson for the day, love and a fart are similar, if you gotta force it, its probably shit."

Blazeeeee @zsakamblaze.bsky.social · 5h

If you’re ever thinking about being a teacher, today I had an 11th grader, tell me he was gonna fart by my desk cause he hated me and ended up shitting himself…

a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 5h

I love when our teams are good because they are always the villain and they always fully embrace it lol

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🏆🏆 Ms. Mambo 🐀 @msmambo.bsky.social · 5h

This is like the Panthers playing Pink Pony Club at their party LOL

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h

Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration

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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 5h

An All-time Classic 😂😂😂

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 5h

Nah it was @javeauriel.blacksky.app

Mike Honcho Himself 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @trailian.bsky.social · 5h

Was “enjoy the city!” @thehorrorhottie.bsky.social or am I misremembering?

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Fluffy McCuddles @jamma313.bsky.social · 5h

"Move, we'll do it."

Will @willgtu.bsky.social · 5h

Women take over ancient Aztec farms in Mexico to save vanishing ecosystems
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Women take over ancient Aztec farms in Mexico to save vanishing ecosystems

Jasmín Ordóñez looks out from a wooden boat at the water as she crosses a narrow channel that connects a labyrinth of chinampas, island farms that were built by the Aztecs thousands of years ago. “Le...

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Señor Reese’s ♒️ @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 15h

I don’t care what you call it , the real question is

Do you return it to where it belongs after you’re done using it ?

My name’s not Dray @neauxladre.bsky.social · 16h

Idk who needs to hear this but it’s a basket, not a cart!

Idc idc idc!!

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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 16h

Dragic should've gotten some mvp votes for that season

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Skeety Davis Jr @bperry149.bsky.social · 17h

Being invaluable at work is trash. 0/10 would not recommend

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the lady from Bluesky @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 1d

I say all the things. I will loudly say I like your nose. Your eyebrows. Your lashes. The back of your knee. Whatever.

🦋 @delaniaesq.bsky.social · 1d

If you like someone’s nose, would you say it? lol It’s such an odd thing to say unlike a smile.

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Nell'o'ween 🦇🎃 @army-nellie.is.bi · 1d

I'm so obsessed with her 🌕

La pleine lune rousse, derrière des immeubles

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Empé 👑🃏🦋⚡️ @yeahthatsrocc.blacksky.app · 1d

“Thank you for your payment” man fuck you

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Chef Nick @chefnickc.bsky.social · 2d

😂😂😂😂😂 somebody there is pickling everything they find

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Henny Gesserit @nmjmredux.blacksky.app · 2d

The ladies are on the SL having a good time, please don't ruin it with real dicks

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 2d

this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs