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chels
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under every new makeup trend video there is always one person crying in the comments like “as someone who was born with blonde eyebrows I can’t believe this is a trend now after I was bullied all throughout childhood for this”. if this is you, im begging u to shut the fuck up
February 10, 2024 at 12:28 AM
literally the only thing holding me back from being the world’s tallest woman is that I’m just like a bit too short
October 14, 2023 at 11:03 PM
my son
September 12, 2023 at 8:51 PM
i don’t think that resin creations should be allowed to be called art. someone should get onto that
September 12, 2023 at 8:48 PM
in some ways , the ""normalisation"" of some mental illnesses has gone full circle and made it embarrassing again ... just in new ways this time
September 6, 2023 at 11:10 PM
the comments on paparazzi photos of celebrities are filled with the weirdest cunts you could ever see. many of them masquerading as normal people. not one sane person has ever seen a post of a papped celeb and thought "yea, might comment"
September 5, 2023 at 8:58 AM
I have been making some patches :)
August 17, 2023 at 9:28 PM
u ever think “my eyes have healed, my glasses actually make it harder to see now, I don’t need them”. and then u clean them and are quickly humbled
August 10, 2023 at 1:13 AM
shouts outs to @fatlord.bsky.social as today it is their day
August 10, 2023 at 12:53 AM
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I want to gain followers organically by posting good content and then lose them organically by being weird
August 1, 2023 at 6:09 PM
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You can't lead a mob to appoint yourself dictator anymore, because of wokeness
August 1, 2023 at 10:07 PM
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hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up
July 26, 2023 at 7:58 PM
it’s jokes time .
July 26, 2023 at 8:19 PM