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So all 9 members of the Supreme Court, then?
JUST IN: Deputy Assistant to the President and "Counterterrorism Czar" Sebastian Gorka says anyone advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia could be viewed as "aiding and abetting a terrorist" and be federally charged. (h/t Philip Germain)
April 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
So all 9 members of the Supreme Court, then?
I hit my 20 year old co worker with the best “Joe mama” I’ve ever heard and nobody else was there to hear it 😩
April 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I hit my 20 year old co worker with the best “Joe mama” I’ve ever heard and nobody else was there to hear it 😩
Gonna go follow my 94 year old grandma around for a month and wrote down every solution to every problem I've ever had bc she knows everything and what the fuck am I going to do without her??
March 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Gonna go follow my 94 year old grandma around for a month and wrote down every solution to every problem I've ever had bc she knows everything and what the fuck am I going to do without her??
Accidentally THRASHING my husband’s Apple Music algo rn 😅😅
March 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Accidentally THRASHING my husband’s Apple Music algo rn 😅😅
Listening to the @njdevils.bsky.social game at work and the second I have to stop listening the blue jackets score. So now I’m walking around hiding the airpod in my ear 🥲
March 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Listening to the @njdevils.bsky.social game at work and the second I have to stop listening the blue jackets score. So now I’m walking around hiding the airpod in my ear 🥲
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The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.
February 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
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BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
February 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
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If trump shows up at the Super Bowl, I hope Philly refuses to come out of the locker room and the crowd boos until he cries 🫶🏻
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If trump shows up at the Super Bowl, I hope Philly refuses to come out of the locker room and the crowd boos until he cries 🫶🏻
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I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.
February 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.
People putting the period on the outside of their parentheses drives me nuts and I will die on this hill (the period goes INSIDE.)
February 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
People putting the period on the outside of their parentheses drives me nuts and I will die on this hill (the period goes INSIDE.)
When I was 20 I voluntarily worked 17 days in a row (I literally just didn’t want to be at home) I’m currently on day 7 of an 8 day stretch at 29 and I’m ready to throw myself off a building 😐
February 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
When I was 20 I voluntarily worked 17 days in a row (I literally just didn’t want to be at home) I’m currently on day 7 of an 8 day stretch at 29 and I’m ready to throw myself off a building 😐
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I have many regrets about Earth, but making humans in a wide range of colors, shapes, and temperaments is not one of them.
Celebrate thy diversity.
Love each other.
Celebrate thy diversity.
Love each other.
February 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I have many regrets about Earth, but making humans in a wide range of colors, shapes, and temperaments is not one of them.
Celebrate thy diversity.
Love each other.
Celebrate thy diversity.
Love each other.
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This is Huxley. He hopes you're having a good day, but if not, he’s conveniently right here and an excellent listener. 14/10 (IG: hugoandursula)
February 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is Huxley. He hopes you're having a good day, but if not, he’s conveniently right here and an excellent listener. 14/10 (IG: hugoandursula)
I just remembered that time my ex got mad at me bc I was better at A) building and programming robots than him and B) his robotics team wanted me instead of him on the team 🥰
February 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I just remembered that time my ex got mad at me bc I was better at A) building and programming robots than him and B) his robotics team wanted me instead of him on the team 🥰
My dog’s and my relationship is so trusting that if a snap my teeth or growl at her she puts her whole head in my mouth for kisses
January 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My dog’s and my relationship is so trusting that if a snap my teeth or growl at her she puts her whole head in my mouth for kisses
Me at 10pm: I’ll just read until I fall asleep
Me at 3:45: there’s only 80 pages left I might as well finish it
Me at 3:45: there’s only 80 pages left I might as well finish it
January 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Me at 10pm: I’ll just read until I fall asleep
Me at 3:45: there’s only 80 pages left I might as well finish it
Me at 3:45: there’s only 80 pages left I might as well finish it
I am so rude to so many people I have never met when I watch basketball
January 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I am so rude to so many people I have never met when I watch basketball
My dog fully just duped me into giving her a guilt treat because I thought she was sad😐 she was not sad, but she deserves a dogscar for that performance
January 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My dog fully just duped me into giving her a guilt treat because I thought she was sad😐 she was not sad, but she deserves a dogscar for that performance
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Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
January 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.