Honestly the only thing I’m mildly passionate about is sleeping in
January 9, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Honestly the only thing I’m mildly passionate about is sleeping in
Not sure if I’m back but did I miss anything
August 14, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Not sure if I’m back but did I miss anything
you know you’re getting old when you fuck up your neck while *receiving* head
August 3, 2023 at 11:26 PM
you know you’re getting old when you fuck up your neck while *receiving* head
how come it’s cool as long as it’s Elon doing the transitioning
August 1, 2023 at 1:20 AM
how come it’s cool as long as it’s Elon doing the transitioning
how come people aren’t upset about twitter transitioning?
August 1, 2023 at 1:14 AM
how come people aren’t upset about twitter transitioning?
just talked to jesus and he approves of pineapple on pizza never meet your heroes i guess
July 28, 2023 at 3:14 PM
just talked to jesus and he approves of pineapple on pizza never meet your heroes i guess
too bad jesus is dead i'd love to know what he thinks about pineapple on pizza
July 27, 2023 at 8:07 PM
too bad jesus is dead i'd love to know what he thinks about pineapple on pizza
here’s a graph showing the strong correlations between number of trains taken and chances of getting to where you’re going in Germany
July 25, 2023 at 1:06 PM
here’s a graph showing the strong correlations between number of trains taken and chances of getting to where you’re going in Germany
just cuddled this cow how’s ur day
July 24, 2023 at 2:40 PM
just cuddled this cow how’s ur day
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[sobriety check point]
Cop: Have you been drinking or doing drugs?
Me: Why, cuz I keep thinking how unlikely it is that you and I evolved just to be here talking to each other right now?
Cop:
Me:
Cop: Step out of the car
Me: Oh I’m way too high to do that
Cop: Have you been drinking or doing drugs?
Me: Why, cuz I keep thinking how unlikely it is that you and I evolved just to be here talking to each other right now?
Cop:
Me:
Cop: Step out of the car
Me: Oh I’m way too high to do that
July 22, 2023 at 3:42 PM
[sobriety check point]
Cop: Have you been drinking or doing drugs?
Me: Why, cuz I keep thinking how unlikely it is that you and I evolved just to be here talking to each other right now?
Cop:
Me:
Cop: Step out of the car
Me: Oh I’m way too high to do that
Cop: Have you been drinking or doing drugs?
Me: Why, cuz I keep thinking how unlikely it is that you and I evolved just to be here talking to each other right now?
Cop:
Me:
Cop: Step out of the car
Me: Oh I’m way too high to do that
Reskeet with a time you looked cool 😎
July 23, 2023 at 11:12 AM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool 😎
waiting in line makes me so mad like c’mon wtf it’s me
July 23, 2023 at 9:01 AM
waiting in line makes me so mad like c’mon wtf it’s me
do you think the incels from the other platforms will stay away from this one because, at best, they would be joining during beta phase?
July 20, 2023 at 12:02 AM
do you think the incels from the other platforms will stay away from this one because, at best, they would be joining during beta phase?
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ME: (removing my AirPods) Not guilty your honor.
July 18, 2023 at 2:45 PM
ME: (removing my AirPods) Not guilty your honor.
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Instead of saying "water," I say "walter." Like "let me get a glass of that walter." Fun. Also instead of having friends, I do not
July 9, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Instead of saying "water," I say "walter." Like "let me get a glass of that walter." Fun. Also instead of having friends, I do not
a twitter user changing to bluesky to expand his following
July 18, 2023 at 6:18 AM
a twitter user changing to bluesky to expand his following
nice bluesky gave me an invite, soon it’s going to be 20 of us here
July 17, 2023 at 9:14 AM
nice bluesky gave me an invite, soon it’s going to be 20 of us here
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The guy that created the "wind chill" factor died recently. He was 88 but felt like 67.
July 14, 2023 at 11:28 PM
The guy that created the "wind chill" factor died recently. He was 88 but felt like 67.
don’t check on you people here for a few days and you do racism wtf
July 14, 2023 at 9:05 AM
don’t check on you people here for a few days and you do racism wtf
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Perceiving someone: haha yes amazing yes
Being perceived: no oh no what the fuck no
Being perceived: no oh no what the fuck no
July 10, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Perceiving someone: haha yes amazing yes
Being perceived: no oh no what the fuck no
Being perceived: no oh no what the fuck no
i miss the blue checkmarks
July 14, 2023 at 8:59 AM
i miss the blue checkmarks
kinda wanna pay $8/month for this hbu
July 14, 2023 at 8:58 AM
kinda wanna pay $8/month for this hbu
Does anyone know decent alternative to Twitter?
July 11, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Does anyone know decent alternative to Twitter?