This would be funny if it weren't so dumb: my neighbors caught their house on fire by leaving sausages on the grill unattended (?) and they also insist on parking in front of the fire hydrant. Literally just his rust heap with an exhaust leak idling next to the hydrant for over an hour today so far

what is this picture

This is a massively pretty game and I've been impressed with how the upscaling and lighting effects turned out

Okay so the "no poison" option isn't polling well, let's try the "little a poison" message

Kristi Noem about to somehow violate the 3rd Amendment in the year of our lord 2025

Miller added later "you frickin fricks, when will you learn!?"

The dog was in an especially good mood this morning and demanded belly rubs

What a loser

Udon Nou, who has noodles for brains, is a mascot from Kagawa Prefecture. He was handing out certificates to winners at this year’s Yuruverse mascot popularity contest (having won in 2023).

The 46 comments on that section are ominous, sounds like fierce debates about the philosophical nature of a document and whether we can actually know anything or whether any of this is real

So that's where the MSG comes from

A friend just sent me this picture of his mastiff, Peanut.

Let it wash over you.

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

one sign of progress is that he at least seems too ashamed to tell the interviewer he is a two-time trump voter

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Vitally important

#OTD 19 September 1991, walkers in the high Ötztal alps on the Italian border, found a body melting out of the ice. It turned out to be the remains of a c.5200 year old man preserved with all his kit.
Of course, it was essential to replicate him in Playmobil.
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#PlaymobilÖtzi
#PlaymobilInfestation

"Okay so imagine girls are currency and—wait, come back! I didn't even get to the *really* dehumanizing part, yet!"

🤚📏

Secular penance for sins is drinking the remainder of the now flat LaCroix that you forgot to finish last night

Catholic levels of shame are probably bad, but we're living in an era when people absolutely should feel some public shame for doing bad shit and just *don't*

We've received reports of bodies levitating a few inches off the ground in Antwerp, Plymouth, Tbilisi and the Isle of Man, but nothing conclusive. Stay tuned for coverage. #RaptureDay