chillychadwig.bsky.social
@chillychadwig.bsky.social
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"One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere.
Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.
I needed a new heel for my shoe
So I decided to go to Morganville,
which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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"You see, a lot of women are going to want to have sex with you.
And we want them to think they can."

"Well, if I explain it to marge that way
I'm sure she'll understand."
August 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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"There he is, on the monkey bars."

"Try to take him alive."

"Oh, no! Not again!"
August 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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"I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy."

"Here's the keys."

"Elephants don't have keys."

"I'll just keep these then."
July 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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"Most people dont know the difference
between apple cider and apple juice but I do.
Heres a little trick to help you remember
If its clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella
If its tangy and brown, you're in cider town."

"Oh! You can stay, but I'm leaving."

"Oh, I better get you some cider."
July 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Gee, I don't know what you've got planned
for tonight, Homer, but count me out."
July 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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My wireless back-up unit saves a copy of me every day. So, if my body gets killed, big whoop, I just download into another body. I'm immortal, baby!

What? Then how come you always scream so much when you're in danger?

I never said I wasn't a drama queen.

#Futurama
June 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Letting the dogs at the rescue centre pick their own toy.. 😊
June 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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And then our kids, they'll be horrible freaks...
with pink skin, no overbites and five fingers on each hand!
May 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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You can't just have your characters announce how they feel.

That makes me feel angry!

#Futurama
May 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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You remember your own birth?

Sure. It was only four years ago.

You're only four years old?

Precocious little scamp, ain't I?

#Futurama
May 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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#MosaicMonday - The central mosaic emblema of a floor from a Roman house in Córdoba, depicting Pegasus: ca. Late 2nd Century AD. Perhaps not the shiniest mosaic, but certainly quite sweet. #Myth #AncientBluesky 🏺

Image: Museo Arqueológico de Córdoba. Link - museosdeandalucia.es/web/museoarq...
April 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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"Here lies Philip J. Fry, named for his uncle, to carry on his spirit."

#Futurama
April 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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"Do you know where your children are?"

"I told you last night, no!
Where is Bart anyway?
His dinner's getting all cold and eaten."
April 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Hail science!

#Futurama
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Fooled ya Flanders! Made ya think your family was dead!
March 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Zoomies.. 😂
February 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed? That's the last straw!

#Futurama
February 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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"Uh oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder."
"Is that bad?"
"Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog."
January 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think everyone is forgetting that when the planets align tonight Hades will be able to release the Titans.
January 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.
January 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I gotta find something to make me think.

Hardy Boys. Too easy.

Nancy Drew. Too hard.

#Futurama
January 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM