ChimpZealot
@chimpzealot.bsky.social
EZ mode unlocked, just like real life
January 9, 2026 at 6:52 AM
EZ mode unlocked, just like real life
Time to distract myself from the real world with more Final Fantasy Tactics, a game about wizards and knights and chocobos and nothing else
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Time to distract myself from the real world with more Final Fantasy Tactics, a game about wizards and knights and chocobos and nothing else
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“I knew it was going to start here,” said a local resident, who gave the name Aaron D., fighting back tears. “This neighborhood is deeply integrated, it’s deeply diverse.” www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
Federal Agents Wound Two People in Portland Shooting
The couple, a man and a woman, were found by police near Northeast 146th Avenue and Burnside Street, and were transported to local hospitals.
www.wweek.com
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
“I knew it was going to start here,” said a local resident, who gave the name Aaron D., fighting back tears. “This neighborhood is deeply integrated, it’s deeply diverse.” www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
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happy birthday to every horse
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
happy birthday to every horse
My brother was trying to remember this performance tonight and got about three words in before I told him to shut up because I knew exactly what he was talking about and nailed it thanks to this post
it still gets me man
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
My brother was trying to remember this performance tonight and got about three words in before I told him to shut up because I knew exactly what he was talking about and nailed it thanks to this post
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Turn-based beatle mechanics
December 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Turn-based beatle mechanics
I know the whole adage about a poor carpenter blaming his tools but whoever first said that never had to deal with a sticky trigger when trying to beat Lost Lace in Hollow Knight Silksong
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I know the whole adage about a poor carpenter blaming his tools but whoever first said that never had to deal with a sticky trigger when trying to beat Lost Lace in Hollow Knight Silksong
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They got kickers out here named Mevis. What have we become as a nation
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
They got kickers out here named Mevis. What have we become as a nation
Thanks for the great year of videos @secondwindgroup.com!
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December 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Thanks for the great year of videos @secondwindgroup.com!
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Portland News: SHITTER’S FULL www.portland.gov/bes/big-pipe...
Big Pipe Tracker: See how the Big Pipes prevent combined sewer overflows
Is it raining? Here you can track how the Big Pipe Project is preventing combined sewer overflows to the Willamette River, and be the first to know if a rare overflow does occur.
www.portland.gov
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Portland News: SHITTER’S FULL www.portland.gov/bes/big-pipe...
Always been a Mattel fan
“Mattel’s commitment to storytelling and cultural impact makes this partnership special” is my secret code phrase to let you know I’ve been kidnapped fyi
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Always been a Mattel fan
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Me 2.0
I am so ready for Me Too, Chapter Two
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Me 2.0
I would die for Sherma (and have, repeatedly) so that's an easy number 1, but much love to my froggy boy Frinos
Its time to vote in the award for The Best Little Guy Introduced In A Game In 2025!
We have 33 options this year! All you need to do is rank them in order from MOST best little guy to LEAST best little guy. Click the images to see them bigger.
Hurry and vote now!
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We have 33 options this year! All you need to do is rank them in order from MOST best little guy to LEAST best little guy. Click the images to see them bigger.
Hurry and vote now!
app.opinionx.co/1be28951-a7a...
a spongebob squarepants scene with a mailbox and a flower
Alt: a spongebob squarepants scene with a mailbox
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November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I would die for Sherma (and have, repeatedly) so that's an easy number 1, but much love to my froggy boy Frinos
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Dudes rock
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dudes rock
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She doesn’t believe in the term work/life balance because she calls everything she does work. Dinner? That’s work. Working out? That’s work. Sitting silently in a chair looking at her phone? You better believe that’s work.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
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November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
She doesn’t believe in the term work/life balance because she calls everything she does work. Dinner? That’s work. Working out? That’s work. Sitting silently in a chair looking at her phone? You better believe that’s work.
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How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Tricked this dumbass into "retrieving" the ratty shirt I left out instead of all my other shit in only 13 hours 😎
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Tricked this dumbass into "retrieving" the ratty shirt I left out instead of all my other shit in only 13 hours 😎
I use the phrase "read all the words" on a semi-regular basis at work and now I'm beginning to think that maybe the people I say it to literally can't?
Can never thank my Grandma and parents enough for making me such a strong reader that I never had to be "taught" reading at school
Can never thank my Grandma and parents enough for making me such a strong reader that I never had to be "taught" reading at school
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I use the phrase "read all the words" on a semi-regular basis at work and now I'm beginning to think that maybe the people I say it to literally can't?
Can never thank my Grandma and parents enough for making me such a strong reader that I never had to be "taught" reading at school
Can never thank my Grandma and parents enough for making me such a strong reader that I never had to be "taught" reading at school
Did I really need "butternaise" from Tillamook? No.
Am I upset that it sold out while I was in the process of checking out 1 minute after it went on sale? Very much so.
Am I upset that it sold out while I was in the process of checking out 1 minute after it went on sale? Very much so.
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Did I really need "butternaise" from Tillamook? No.
Am I upset that it sold out while I was in the process of checking out 1 minute after it went on sale? Very much so.
Am I upset that it sold out while I was in the process of checking out 1 minute after it went on sale? Very much so.
swanot.con is what my autocorrect says is the correct address for swanboy.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
swanot.con is what my autocorrect says is the correct address for swanboy.com
This is actually the cure to the "male loneliness epidemic"
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is actually the cure to the "male loneliness epidemic"