Chi Otter🏳️🌈
@chip-block.bsky.social
Pocket Otter/Bear
📍Chicago 👨🎨 🏋️ 👬🐶
𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐨. 𝑮𝒂𝒚 𝑨𝑭, married, late 40s.
Kinda mouthy, kinda NSFW in one way or another. No fascists, no bigots and HELL NO to TERFs. Looking for friends.
Here for conversation/interaction, not fame.
📍Chicago 👨🎨 🏋️ 👬🐶
𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐨. 𝑮𝒂𝒚 𝑨𝑭, married, late 40s.
Kinda mouthy, kinda NSFW in one way or another. No fascists, no bigots and HELL NO to TERFs. Looking for friends.
Here for conversation/interaction, not fame.
Pinned
Fellow gays,
Remember to moisturize! You don't want your glitter ducts to get all dry this time of year. So embarrassing!
Remember to moisturize! You don't want your glitter ducts to get all dry this time of year. So embarrassing!
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Fellow gays,
Remember to moisturize! You don't want your glitter ducts to get all dry this time of year. So embarrassing!
Remember to moisturize! You don't want your glitter ducts to get all dry this time of year. So embarrassing!
Before buying a "clever" shirt with words on it, I ask myself, "am I going to get into a weird argument with a pedantic asshole about this?"
December 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Before buying a "clever" shirt with words on it, I ask myself, "am I going to get into a weird argument with a pedantic asshole about this?"
My Mandela Effect/False Memory is I swear that arts and crafts stuff is named "Modge Podge" 😵💫😵💫😵💫
December 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My Mandela Effect/False Memory is I swear that arts and crafts stuff is named "Modge Podge" 😵💫😵💫😵💫
How do I put this.
If I tell you my size and you don't believe me, then don't buy clothes for me.
But, but, "I was afraid it will shrink!"
I'm gay, if it shrinks it will just fit better!
Doesn't fit = doesn't feel right. Too big is not better.
If I tell you my size and you don't believe me, then don't buy clothes for me.
But, but, "I was afraid it will shrink!"
I'm gay, if it shrinks it will just fit better!
Doesn't fit = doesn't feel right. Too big is not better.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
How do I put this.
If I tell you my size and you don't believe me, then don't buy clothes for me.
But, but, "I was afraid it will shrink!"
I'm gay, if it shrinks it will just fit better!
Doesn't fit = doesn't feel right. Too big is not better.
If I tell you my size and you don't believe me, then don't buy clothes for me.
But, but, "I was afraid it will shrink!"
I'm gay, if it shrinks it will just fit better!
Doesn't fit = doesn't feel right. Too big is not better.
Is it bad when your in law is talking at you and your brain is:
One time you were quiet for a whole goddamn minute. Does this story even have a point? Can there be shutting up now? How about now?
One time you were quiet for a whole goddamn minute. Does this story even have a point? Can there be shutting up now? How about now?
December 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Is it bad when your in law is talking at you and your brain is:
One time you were quiet for a whole goddamn minute. Does this story even have a point? Can there be shutting up now? How about now?
One time you were quiet for a whole goddamn minute. Does this story even have a point? Can there be shutting up now? How about now?
"The folks at the Nazi Bar are so much easier to talk to..."
It's 10,000 "the women I sleep with don't enjoy sex!" levels of oblivious.
It's 10,000 "the women I sleep with don't enjoy sex!" levels of oblivious.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"The folks at the Nazi Bar are so much easier to talk to..."
It's 10,000 "the women I sleep with don't enjoy sex!" levels of oblivious.
It's 10,000 "the women I sleep with don't enjoy sex!" levels of oblivious.
Even though I go to bed early, and get up early, I still consider myself a night person.
Whether 4am is a late night or an early morning is all about the energy you DON'T bring to it.
Whether 4am is a late night or an early morning is all about the energy you DON'T bring to it.
December 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Even though I go to bed early, and get up early, I still consider myself a night person.
Whether 4am is a late night or an early morning is all about the energy you DON'T bring to it.
Whether 4am is a late night or an early morning is all about the energy you DON'T bring to it.
For me, the only gay version of A Christmas Carol worth mentioning will always be, Scrooged(1988). Alfred Woodard! Carol Kane is such a Queen Cunt as Christmas Present. All the cameos. The sexual tension between Bobcat Goldthwait and Bill Murray? Plus that Indiana Jones lady worked again.
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
For me, the only gay version of A Christmas Carol worth mentioning will always be, Scrooged(1988). Alfred Woodard! Carol Kane is such a Queen Cunt as Christmas Present. All the cameos. The sexual tension between Bobcat Goldthwait and Bill Murray? Plus that Indiana Jones lady worked again.
It's a Subdivide My Annoyances Under Different Headers kind of Sunday.
December 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's a Subdivide My Annoyances Under Different Headers kind of Sunday.
Techbros have us trained to accept using/paying for incomplete, half-finished projects they've barely alpha tested that AI feels like someone trying to sell you a wagon with 3 normal wheels, but the 4th keeps morphing into random non-wheel objects while the salesman screams "it's the future!"
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Techbros have us trained to accept using/paying for incomplete, half-finished projects they've barely alpha tested that AI feels like someone trying to sell you a wagon with 3 normal wheels, but the 4th keeps morphing into random non-wheel objects while the salesman screams "it's the future!"
I've happened upon some AI gay porn, thoughts...
- Look like dolls
- Things to review: physics, body mechanics, sex
- AI characters have the most vacant cringe smile. Laughter goes uncanny valley in milliseconds
- Most of the men in Hollywood should be suing over these faces, it's not even subtle.
- Look like dolls
- Things to review: physics, body mechanics, sex
- AI characters have the most vacant cringe smile. Laughter goes uncanny valley in milliseconds
- Most of the men in Hollywood should be suing over these faces, it's not even subtle.
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I've happened upon some AI gay porn, thoughts...
- Look like dolls
- Things to review: physics, body mechanics, sex
- AI characters have the most vacant cringe smile. Laughter goes uncanny valley in milliseconds
- Most of the men in Hollywood should be suing over these faces, it's not even subtle.
- Look like dolls
- Things to review: physics, body mechanics, sex
- AI characters have the most vacant cringe smile. Laughter goes uncanny valley in milliseconds
- Most of the men in Hollywood should be suing over these faces, it's not even subtle.
Same people who knew I loved watching:
He-Man, ThunderCats, BeastMaster, and Flash Gordon, had the audacity to be surprised when I Came Out.
You'd think the third time they caught me belting out 🎵 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙒𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧‘𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙‘𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙐𝙐𝙪...🎶 they'd see the rainbow on the wall.
He-Man, ThunderCats, BeastMaster, and Flash Gordon, had the audacity to be surprised when I Came Out.
You'd think the third time they caught me belting out 🎵 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙒𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧‘𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙‘𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙐𝙐𝙪...🎶 they'd see the rainbow on the wall.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Same people who knew I loved watching:
He-Man, ThunderCats, BeastMaster, and Flash Gordon, had the audacity to be surprised when I Came Out.
You'd think the third time they caught me belting out 🎵 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙒𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧‘𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙‘𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙐𝙐𝙪...🎶 they'd see the rainbow on the wall.
He-Man, ThunderCats, BeastMaster, and Flash Gordon, had the audacity to be surprised when I Came Out.
You'd think the third time they caught me belting out 🎵 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙒𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧‘𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙀𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙‘𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙐𝙐𝙪...🎶 they'd see the rainbow on the wall.
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To my trans folks. I'm so sorry these assholes have decided to single you out for just trying to live your lives. It's a disgusting attack on a person's simple right to exist. I hope one day we bring them all to account - no tolerance for intolerance. Trans rights are human rights. Love you all.
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
To my trans folks. I'm so sorry these assholes have decided to single you out for just trying to live your lives. It's a disgusting attack on a person's simple right to exist. I hope one day we bring them all to account - no tolerance for intolerance. Trans rights are human rights. Love you all.
Employer: Pick up your 5 year anniversary gift!🥳
ME: Nah, It's not really a gift if I have to go get it. I don't have time to go across campus for this.
Employer 2 years later: Here's the gift you never picked up! 🥳
ME: So, you could have done this in the first place? I win. 😏
ME: Nah, It's not really a gift if I have to go get it. I don't have time to go across campus for this.
Employer 2 years later: Here's the gift you never picked up! 🥳
ME: So, you could have done this in the first place? I win. 😏
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Employer: Pick up your 5 year anniversary gift!🥳
ME: Nah, It's not really a gift if I have to go get it. I don't have time to go across campus for this.
Employer 2 years later: Here's the gift you never picked up! 🥳
ME: So, you could have done this in the first place? I win. 😏
ME: Nah, It's not really a gift if I have to go get it. I don't have time to go across campus for this.
Employer 2 years later: Here's the gift you never picked up! 🥳
ME: So, you could have done this in the first place? I win. 😏
Excel, Word, Answering phones, making busywork checklists, cleaning up conference rooms, sorting mail, ordering messengers, car services, and catering. Refilling copy machines, scheduling conference calls, UPS/FEDEX, stocking soda/water, and making coffee.
Guess what my career USED to be!
Guess what my career USED to be!
2. What are you good at that you don’t like doing?
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Excel, Word, Answering phones, making busywork checklists, cleaning up conference rooms, sorting mail, ordering messengers, car services, and catering. Refilling copy machines, scheduling conference calls, UPS/FEDEX, stocking soda/water, and making coffee.
Guess what my career USED to be!
Guess what my career USED to be!
I saw someone refer to something as "Too Gay" and to me, there is no such thing. It can always get gayer.
Always.
Gayer.
Always.
Gayer.
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I saw someone refer to something as "Too Gay" and to me, there is no such thing. It can always get gayer.
Always.
Gayer.
Always.
Gayer.
I cannot with racist gays. Of all the people who should know better.
There is zero reason to even tolerate white supremacy as a gay. We're on the list with everyone else they hate, dipshit. You are disposable, and you won't see it coming.
There is zero reason to even tolerate white supremacy as a gay. We're on the list with everyone else they hate, dipshit. You are disposable, and you won't see it coming.
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I cannot with racist gays. Of all the people who should know better.
There is zero reason to even tolerate white supremacy as a gay. We're on the list with everyone else they hate, dipshit. You are disposable, and you won't see it coming.
There is zero reason to even tolerate white supremacy as a gay. We're on the list with everyone else they hate, dipshit. You are disposable, and you won't see it coming.
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
December 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
People who can make it through an entire day without using any AI whatsoever will be either looked upon as gods, or hated as demons. "You do not listen to the whispering words????"
Also, who really wants to wear sphincter earrings? Fess up.
Also, who really wants to wear sphincter earrings? Fess up.
December 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
People who can make it through an entire day without using any AI whatsoever will be either looked upon as gods, or hated as demons. "You do not listen to the whispering words????"
Also, who really wants to wear sphincter earrings? Fess up.
Also, who really wants to wear sphincter earrings? Fess up.
He's just sick of getting ratioed.
IMO it's hard to combat the dangerousness of the right by participating in a platform where they aren't present.
I think the best way to explain the X vs Bluesky preference is whether a person thinks the left is more annoying than the right is dangerous.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
The reason so many Noah Smiths end up on the X side of that equation is that while the left annoys them personally, the right mostly endangers other people.
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
He's just sick of getting ratioed.
What we refer to around here as Slutty Dad Shorts.
December 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What we refer to around here as Slutty Dad Shorts.
It's weird. I was a Night Owl for like 20 years. Then I decided on a specific workout routine had me in bed at 10 every night. Got used to being up at 4am.
Now I wake up that early naturally. Wide awake, fully rested, unable to lay there any longer.
But still feels like I'm a Night Owl.
Now I wake up that early naturally. Wide awake, fully rested, unable to lay there any longer.
But still feels like I'm a Night Owl.
December 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's weird. I was a Night Owl for like 20 years. Then I decided on a specific workout routine had me in bed at 10 every night. Got used to being up at 4am.
Now I wake up that early naturally. Wide awake, fully rested, unable to lay there any longer.
But still feels like I'm a Night Owl.
Now I wake up that early naturally. Wide awake, fully rested, unable to lay there any longer.
But still feels like I'm a Night Owl.
I'm almost 50 and I still don't get the charge of "talking back" or "backtalk" the most coherent definition from my experience:
A. Talking when an adult doesn't want you to.
B. Honestly answering a question you could not know was rhetorical.
C. Pointing out hypocrisy, lies, or double standards.
A. Talking when an adult doesn't want you to.
B. Honestly answering a question you could not know was rhetorical.
C. Pointing out hypocrisy, lies, or double standards.
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I'm almost 50 and I still don't get the charge of "talking back" or "backtalk" the most coherent definition from my experience:
A. Talking when an adult doesn't want you to.
B. Honestly answering a question you could not know was rhetorical.
C. Pointing out hypocrisy, lies, or double standards.
A. Talking when an adult doesn't want you to.
B. Honestly answering a question you could not know was rhetorical.
C. Pointing out hypocrisy, lies, or double standards.