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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WOW
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
WOW
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“eye lashes” sounds painful
January 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
“eye lashes” sounds painful
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Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again
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Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again
HOUSTON—Coming to terms with its diminished status after thousands of years as a venerated deity commanding pure devotion, the sun admitted this week that it was unsure what it had to do to get humans to worship it again. “Last year I tried this huge total eclipse, and that didn’t do shit,” the sun said […]
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January 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again
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this is so random from luke espiritu ksdhfjkdshfjhsjdhfkj
January 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
this is so random from luke espiritu ksdhfjkdshfjhsjdhfkj
i just upgraded this ass laptop from 8gb to 16gb. ive never been so happy lol it feels A LOT snappier
January 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i just upgraded this ass laptop from 8gb to 16gb. ive never been so happy lol it feels A LOT snappier
FUCK ISRAEL. FUCK THEM FOREVER.
January 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
FUCK ISRAEL. FUCK THEM FOREVER.
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I think this is one of my favourite colourful climate chart type things, because it depicts two things at once:
- Things are going to get worse, no matter what
- The degree to which they get worse depends on decisions made today
theconversation.com/my-new-dark-... by @edhawkins.org
- Things are going to get worse, no matter what
- The degree to which they get worse depends on decisions made today
theconversation.com/my-new-dark-... by @edhawkins.org
January 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I think this is one of my favourite colourful climate chart type things, because it depicts two things at once:
- Things are going to get worse, no matter what
- The degree to which they get worse depends on decisions made today
theconversation.com/my-new-dark-... by @edhawkins.org
- Things are going to get worse, no matter what
- The degree to which they get worse depends on decisions made today
theconversation.com/my-new-dark-... by @edhawkins.org
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At least 70 Palestinians killed in Gaza airstrikes as Israeli cabinet delays meeting to agree ceasefire – live
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At least 70 Palestinians killed in Gaza airstrikes as Israeli cabinet delays meeting to agree ceasefire – live
Final sign-off for ceasefire deal delayed after Benjamin Netanyahu accuses Hamas of ‘reneging’ on parts of agreement
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
At least 70 Palestinians killed in Gaza airstrikes as Israeli cabinet delays meeting to agree ceasefire – live
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
nw: drag race season 17 episode 2
January 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
nw: drag race season 17 episode 2
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think i just solved a paradox.
the trick is to have another cat open the box.
the trick is to have another cat open the box.
January 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
think i just solved a paradox.
the trick is to have another cat open the box.
the trick is to have another cat open the box.
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Side-by-side of the 1st and 2nd Nintendo Switch.
January 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Side-by-side of the 1st and 2nd Nintendo Switch.
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Bad Bunny has a short quiz when signing up for the pre-sale of his Puerto Rico residency, in an effort to ensure that real fans have a better chance at getting tickets.
January 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Bad Bunny has a short quiz when signing up for the pre-sale of his Puerto Rico residency, in an effort to ensure that real fans have a better chance at getting tickets.
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TikTok denies Bloomberg’s report that China is considering selling the app to Elon Musk, in statement to Variety:
“We can’t be expected to comment on pure fiction”
“We can’t be expected to comment on pure fiction”
January 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
TikTok denies Bloomberg’s report that China is considering selling the app to Elon Musk, in statement to Variety:
“We can’t be expected to comment on pure fiction”
“We can’t be expected to comment on pure fiction”
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January 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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@nypost.com is here to make sure right wing propaganda is pumped into your head 24/7.
January 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@nypost.com is here to make sure right wing propaganda is pumped into your head 24/7.
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Luigi Mangione's name was mentioned on SNL and the crowd immediately bursted into applause.
Yeah, the 1% should be nervous.
Yeah, the 1% should be nervous.
December 22, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Luigi Mangione's name was mentioned on SNL and the crowd immediately bursted into applause.
Yeah, the 1% should be nervous.
Yeah, the 1% should be nervous.
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.