Chloe
@chloemaria.bsky.social
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Books, music, comedy, dogs and science (not in that order)
Books, music, comedy, dogs and science (not in that order)
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Chloe
@chloemaria.bsky.social
· Feb 28
Unfortunately I've given David Tennant and Michael Sheen the power to either fix or destroy my life with Good Omens series 3
People ought to be ashamed of themselves
In September, the latest Robert Galbraith, The Hallmarked Man, went straight to the top of the Official UK Top 50.
#TheBooksellerMostRead 👉 www.thebookseller.com/bests...
#TheBooksellerMostRead 👉 www.thebookseller.com/bests...
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
People ought to be ashamed of themselves
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
My biggest nephew is wishing for snow so he can play football and not get muddy and he just said 'I bet the snow likes to fall' and I'm SOBBING
December 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My biggest nephew is wishing for snow so he can play football and not get muddy and he just said 'I bet the snow likes to fall' and I'm SOBBING
Only Connect introductions make me realise how boring my life is, it'd be 'this is Chloe, she fancies 2 men who fancy eachother and made a whole tv show about it'
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Only Connect introductions make me realise how boring my life is, it'd be 'this is Chloe, she fancies 2 men who fancy eachother and made a whole tv show about it'
The TM advent calendar was the best thing ever I'm so sad its over 😭
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The TM advent calendar was the best thing ever I'm so sad its over 😭
Can you tell I'm on xmas hols now, I have approx. 50 biscuits and (way too thick) mince pies
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Can you tell I'm on xmas hols now, I have approx. 50 biscuits and (way too thick) mince pies
HE DRESSES TO THE LEFT, ALEX?
December 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
HE DRESSES TO THE LEFT, ALEX?
HAPPY TASKMASTER MONDAY LADS 🍍
December 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
HAPPY TASKMASTER MONDAY LADS 🍍
If I see one more Carol edit set to a devastating song I'll have a festive, gay breakdown
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If I see one more Carol edit set to a devastating song I'll have a festive, gay breakdown
Somehow when you reach the last level of hell, you drop one further and you're in Birmingham Christmas Market
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Somehow when you reach the last level of hell, you drop one further and you're in Birmingham Christmas Market
Current mood: Alex struggling to watch a lobster being prepared
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Current mood: Alex struggling to watch a lobster being prepared
I hope whoever had to proof the Moonpig Christmas card I sent with approx 8 pics of Greg and Alex on enjoyed their day
two men are sitting on a throne with owls on the armrests
ALT: two men are sitting on a throne with owls on the armrests
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December 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I hope whoever had to proof the Moonpig Christmas card I sent with approx 8 pics of Greg and Alex on enjoyed their day
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@chloemaria.bsky.social and i are seeing both alex and greg in the span of two days next year????????????
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
@chloemaria.bsky.social and i are seeing both alex and greg in the span of two days next year????????????
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
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Today’s Bertvent title is a little bit different. Set in a remote part of Wales, A Room Above a Shop is a lyrical tale about the love between two men in a small community.
A wonderful, short read.
A wonderful, short read.
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Today’s Bertvent title is a little bit different. Set in a remote part of Wales, A Room Above a Shop is a lyrical tale about the love between two men in a small community.
A wonderful, short read.
A wonderful, short read.
'I go with the flow if that's alright' Alex is so cute I can't
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
'I go with the flow if that's alright' Alex is so cute I can't
All of us by hour 18
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
All of us by hour 18
We just caught up on Al's ep of The Wheel and he had SO much screen time, truly blessed
December 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We just caught up on Al's ep of The Wheel and he had SO much screen time, truly blessed
My dad's in his playing YouTube videos of bands he likes era (my mum isn't impressed)
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My dad's in his playing YouTube videos of bands he likes era (my mum isn't impressed)
I'm mostly surprised that after 22.5 hrs I still don't know the words to the verse
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm mostly surprised that after 22.5 hrs I still don't know the words to the verse
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Someone just replied to my work email and started it with 'Hi Chloe, I am the best person.'
That's the energy I will be taking into next year with me
That's the energy I will be taking into next year with me
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Someone just replied to my work email and started it with 'Hi Chloe, I am the best person.'
That's the energy I will be taking into next year with me
That's the energy I will be taking into next year with me
Al kneeling down to talk to all the dogs is the highlight of this insanity
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Al kneeling down to talk to all the dogs is the highlight of this insanity
Justice for Joe behind the curtain there #HowLongAThon
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Justice for Joe behind the curtain there #HowLongAThon
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The only correct version of this TikTok trend actually
December 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The only correct version of this TikTok trend actually