Chris C. Kelly
@chrisckelly.bsky.social
Just a guy popping in from time to time to catch up and see what’s new with all you amazing people.
Amazing how they can conduct enough “research” to give the impression they’re scouring the Library of Alexandria, yet still can’t be bothered to pronounce foreign names correctly.
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Amazing how they can conduct enough “research” to give the impression they’re scouring the Library of Alexandria, yet still can’t be bothered to pronounce foreign names correctly.
Dear college football gods, please send us a sign for a 16-team playoff.
Teams that received a bye in the first round of the 12 team College Football Playoff are now 0-6 with #Buckeyes losing last night and Texas Tech losing just now. Still a small sample, but pretty surprising.
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Dear college football gods, please send us a sign for a 16-team playoff.
Watching one dog carefully going through the other dog’s bed for hidden treats while she’s off getting a drink.
This feels like a full-on suspense thriller.
This feels like a full-on suspense thriller.
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Watching one dog carefully going through the other dog’s bed for hidden treats while she’s off getting a drink.
This feels like a full-on suspense thriller.
This feels like a full-on suspense thriller.
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I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.
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Words DO MATTER.
This is deeply moving.
This is deeply moving.
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Words DO MATTER.
This is deeply moving.
This is deeply moving.
Dec 14, 2025
What a shitty day.
What a shitty day.
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Dec 14, 2025
What a shitty day.
What a shitty day.
Nothing quite as American as being asked to hurl footballs into an oversized soda can just to qualify for life-changing financial support.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nothing quite as American as being asked to hurl footballs into an oversized soda can just to qualify for life-changing financial support.
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Appreciate all of the work being produced on things like this.
No ambiguity here whatsoever. If he was not on the list, the world’s most notorious narcissist would already be taking legal action for defamation of character.
No ambiguity here whatsoever. If he was not on the list, the world’s most notorious narcissist would already be taking legal action for defamation of character.
This is the official trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Appreciate all of the work being produced on things like this.
No ambiguity here whatsoever. If he was not on the list, the world’s most notorious narcissist would already be taking legal action for defamation of character.
No ambiguity here whatsoever. If he was not on the list, the world’s most notorious narcissist would already be taking legal action for defamation of character.
Back in May of 2011, I was sitting at a bar overlooking the Atlantic Ocean.
I remember a Christian radio host, Harold Camping, predicting the end times at 6pm that evening.
6pm came around and the bar played Blondie’s ‘Rapture’.
Brilliant scene; I’ll never forget it.
I remember a Christian radio host, Harold Camping, predicting the end times at 6pm that evening.
6pm came around and the bar played Blondie’s ‘Rapture’.
Brilliant scene; I’ll never forget it.
September 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Back in May of 2011, I was sitting at a bar overlooking the Atlantic Ocean.
I remember a Christian radio host, Harold Camping, predicting the end times at 6pm that evening.
6pm came around and the bar played Blondie’s ‘Rapture’.
Brilliant scene; I’ll never forget it.
I remember a Christian radio host, Harold Camping, predicting the end times at 6pm that evening.
6pm came around and the bar played Blondie’s ‘Rapture’.
Brilliant scene; I’ll never forget it.
It would be darkly poetic if the man who squandered so many taxpayer dollars on golf were to die from a stroke.
September 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It would be darkly poetic if the man who squandered so many taxpayer dollars on golf were to die from a stroke.
I had a fever dream recently. One where a new constitution was being drafted right before our eyes.
“They can’t do that,” I thought.
But they didn’t care.
They don’t care.
They. Don’t. Care.
“They can’t do that,” I thought.
But they didn’t care.
They don’t care.
They. Don’t. Care.
September 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I had a fever dream recently. One where a new constitution was being drafted right before our eyes.
“They can’t do that,” I thought.
But they didn’t care.
They don’t care.
They. Don’t. Care.
“They can’t do that,” I thought.
But they didn’t care.
They don’t care.
They. Don’t. Care.
There’s no chill, and then there’s no Churchill…
July 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
There’s no chill, and then there’s no Churchill…
Dear Grapefruit,
You’re the least graped fruit I’ve ever met.
Step up your grapiness or step aside.
You’ve been coasting on the flavor of better fruits for too long.
Get tasty, dammit.
You’re the least graped fruit I’ve ever met.
Step up your grapiness or step aside.
You’ve been coasting on the flavor of better fruits for too long.
Get tasty, dammit.
July 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Dear Grapefruit,
You’re the least graped fruit I’ve ever met.
Step up your grapiness or step aside.
You’ve been coasting on the flavor of better fruits for too long.
Get tasty, dammit.
You’re the least graped fruit I’ve ever met.
Step up your grapiness or step aside.
You’ve been coasting on the flavor of better fruits for too long.
Get tasty, dammit.
Welles has done it again!
Truly the Woody Guthrie/Pete Seeger of this moment.
youtube.com/shorts/WhrHH...
Truly the Woody Guthrie/Pete Seeger of this moment.
youtube.com/shorts/WhrHH...
One Nation Under Blackmail #sInGeRsOnGwRiTeR #OrGiNaL #cOuNtRy #folk #song
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
youtube.com
July 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Welles has done it again!
Truly the Woody Guthrie/Pete Seeger of this moment.
youtube.com/shorts/WhrHH...
Truly the Woody Guthrie/Pete Seeger of this moment.
youtube.com/shorts/WhrHH...
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RIP Mark Snow.
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Mark Snow, ‘X-Files,’ ‘Ghost Whisperer,’ ‘Blue Bloods’ Composer, Dies at 78
Mark Snow, the veteran television composer who turned "The X-Files" theme into an unlikely chart hit in the 1990s has died. He was 78.
variety.com
July 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
RIP Mark Snow.
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That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
Air India Flight 171 is now the deadliest crash with a sole survivor; it surpasses Northwest Flight 255, which also went down on takeoff.
I still remember Aug 16, 1987: playing whiffle ball out front when the sky flashed red.
Another heartbreaking day in modern aviation.
I still remember Aug 16, 1987: playing whiffle ball out front when the sky flashed red.
Another heartbreaking day in modern aviation.
June 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Air India Flight 171 is now the deadliest crash with a sole survivor; it surpasses Northwest Flight 255, which also went down on takeoff.
I still remember Aug 16, 1987: playing whiffle ball out front when the sky flashed red.
Another heartbreaking day in modern aviation.
I still remember Aug 16, 1987: playing whiffle ball out front when the sky flashed red.
Another heartbreaking day in modern aviation.
The legendary cheese-rolling races at Cooper’s Hill in Gloucester are happening right now.
In one heat, Superman took first place… with the Flash finishing second.
Yes, seriously. You can’t make this stuff up.
In one heat, Superman took first place… with the Flash finishing second.
Yes, seriously. You can’t make this stuff up.
May 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The legendary cheese-rolling races at Cooper’s Hill in Gloucester are happening right now.
In one heat, Superman took first place… with the Flash finishing second.
Yes, seriously. You can’t make this stuff up.
In one heat, Superman took first place… with the Flash finishing second.
Yes, seriously. You can’t make this stuff up.
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West Point grads got some rambling advice today on selecting a trophy wife after their second divorce from a draft dodger in a red campaign hat before he hauled ass to play golf.
May 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
West Point grads got some rambling advice today on selecting a trophy wife after their second divorce from a draft dodger in a red campaign hat before he hauled ass to play golf.