Chris Doll
chrisdoll.bsky.social
Chris Doll
@chrisdoll.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, Hiker, Buckeye, Lover of puns.
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My teams hate success.
And no one will ask JD if he agrees with Yarvin.
Curtis Yarvin, JD Vance’s friend & ideological influence, ended 2025 by claiming “only Hitler spoke the truth” about “too many subjects” & “Hitler was a genius.”

Extremism isn’t fringe on the right. Once marginal online extremists like Yarvin are influential at the highest levels of government.
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I don't know what Ohio State needs to do to get penalties called on their opponents but thus is ridiculous
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
That was a craooy call.
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Man, Lane Kiffin has to really like what he sees from Bryce Underwood.
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Man, just think what Lane Kiffin will achieve with Underwood.
December 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I have a little over 8 hours left.

I guess I should make the most of them, but I think I'm gonna watch football instead.
Not sure this one is going to come true for Jane.
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Vanderbilt player trash talking after a tackle made 32 yards down the field is something.
December 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Mind blown
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I don't think our oligarchs quite understand what Lord of the Rings was about.
December 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Our President is functionally a child.
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Rich, it's the same call made against Houston.
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Watching the Chargers and Texans.

Man, Eisen is pulling pretty hard for LA.
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
John Roberts doesn't think this is a big deal.
Anyone paying even the slightest bit of attention could see that was happening.
December 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
JD'S sugar daddy is really weird.
Wait. Thiel is warning US about a hi-tech surveillance state? The guy behind PALANTIR?
December 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When you're angry that you're too incompetent to pull off a cover-up and too dumb to not draw attention to it.
Trump: “Now 1,000,000 more pages on Epstein are found. DOJ is being forced to spend all of its time on this Democrat inspired Hoax. When do they say NO MORE, & work on Election Fraud etc. The Dems are the ones who worked with Epstein, not the Republicans. Release all of their names, embarrass them”
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way.
Lutnick: "Donald Trump's economy grew 4.3%. That means that Americans overall, all of us, are going to earn 4.3% more money. We're making a raise, it's a simple way to do it."
December 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Again, Pete has a doctorate in Economics, from Harvard no less.
Peter Navarro: "In an age of AI when all the white collar jobs are going away pretty damn quick, I think maybe it's a good time for people to think about having good blue collar jobs ... give tariffs a chance, because they're working"
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
And tomorrow JD will feign outage that anyone would even dare suggest his comments could be construed as racist.
JD Vance: "They are not sending their best. Omar Fateh was Ilehan [sic] Omar's candidate for mayor of Mogadishu-- I mean Minneapolis. Little Freudian slip there."
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I've long thought he doesn't like his family all that much, but man, he just straight up hates them.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Arrrggg...made cookies today but somehow left out the vanilla. It makes a huge difference.
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Did they just now figure out thar coffee is not grown in the US? Really?
HASSETT: We decided to exempt coffee from tariffs

BRENNAN: And coffee prices are up

HASSETT: There's an appetite to exempt things if they're really not meant to be made in the US because of, like, climate or things like that
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Of course this place is in Ann Arbor.
December 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Weird how all these actual Nazis keep finding employment in the Trump administration.
Weird how this keeps happening.
December 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sadly I wonder who Blanche thinks the victims are.
Blanche on Epstein files: "Today is the 30 days. I expect we're going to release several hundred thousand documents today, including photographs...now, the most important thing is we protect victims. We are looking at every single piece of paper making sure that every victim is completely protected"
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Setting aside the racism, we can add economics to the list of topics JD does not understand.

YLS notwithstanding, JD is not particularly smart or clever. He's simply convinced some really dumb and powerful people that he is by telling them what they want to hear.
Vance: "Why have rents gone down for 4 consecutive months? Because we're starting to get those illegal aliens out of the USA. Those criminals, those gang members, those people that are taking homes that ought by right go the people in this room. It's simple economics."
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM