Chris Taylor
@chrisftaylor.bsky.social
product person | neutral good
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God Teams sucks aaargh erase it from history let no-one remember it was ever capitalised except at the start of sentences.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
God Teams sucks aaargh erase it from history let no-one remember it was ever capitalised except at the start of sentences.
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“But boss, won’t users just find that stuff?”
No. Because we’re going to make it look really shitty.
“How shitty you want it, boss?”
It has to be illegible. If I can read anything, you’re fired. And the switch that’s supposed to turn this stuff off should just make it look bad in a different way.
No. Because we’re going to make it look really shitty.
“How shitty you want it, boss?”
It has to be illegible. If I can read anything, you’re fired. And the switch that’s supposed to turn this stuff off should just make it look bad in a different way.
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“But boss, won’t users just find that stuff?”
No. Because we’re going to make it look really shitty.
“How shitty you want it, boss?”
It has to be illegible. If I can read anything, you’re fired. And the switch that’s supposed to turn this stuff off should just make it look bad in a different way.
No. Because we’re going to make it look really shitty.
“How shitty you want it, boss?”
It has to be illegible. If I can read anything, you’re fired. And the switch that’s supposed to turn this stuff off should just make it look bad in a different way.
The Reg is fab at article titles :)
'Porsche panic in Russia as pricey status symbols forget how to car'
'Porsche panic in Russia as pricey status symbols forget how to car'
Porsche panic in Russia as cars mysteriously bricked
: Satellite silence trips immobilizers, leaving owners stuck
www.theregister.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The Reg is fab at article titles :)
'Porsche panic in Russia as pricey status symbols forget how to car'
'Porsche panic in Russia as pricey status symbols forget how to car'
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yeah but not crysis
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
yeah but not crysis
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Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423387
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423387
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423387
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423387
From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling
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From the CWS ARCHIVE. 4th June 2024.
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
From the CWS ARCHIVE. 4th June 2024.
Fucking what jesus
My listening age
Spotify
www.spotify.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Fucking what jesus
Sorry the FIFA peace prize wtaf?
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Sorry the FIFA peace prize wtaf?
Another clarity win.
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Another clarity win.
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Thought I'd draw myself a happy face to help me get to the end of the week but it's come out more of a reflection.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Thought I'd draw myself a happy face to help me get to the end of the week but it's come out more of a reflection.
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Trump promised you a fairer economy and the truth about Epstein. Then he used your money to hide the truth. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fbi-overtime-redact-epstein-files/
FBI paid nearly $1M in overtime to redact Epstein files, documents show
Bloomberg reporter Jason Leopold sued the FBI and DOJ for the files as part of a Freedom of Information Act request.
www.snopes.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Trump promised you a fairer economy and the truth about Epstein. Then he used your money to hide the truth. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fbi-overtime-redact-epstein-files/
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My letter in today's Financial Times
#DisabilityRights #Discrimination #Equalities
@disabledgreens.bsky.social
#DisabilityRights #Discrimination #Equalities
@disabledgreens.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
My letter in today's Financial Times
#DisabilityRights #Discrimination #Equalities
@disabledgreens.bsky.social
#DisabilityRights #Discrimination #Equalities
@disabledgreens.bsky.social
"For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a good pair of running shoes."
Sand Won't Save You This Time
www.science.org
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
"For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a good pair of running shoes."
Party McPartyface
Jeremy Corbyn and Zara Sultana’s Your Party reveals shortlist for official name
Leftwing party asks members to pick between Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For The Many
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Party McPartyface
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Yesterday I opened a window to free a spider and two crane flies flew in, so I've booked into a Travelodge until this blows over.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Yesterday I opened a window to free a spider and two crane flies flew in, so I've booked into a Travelodge until this blows over.
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Torpenhow Hill, also known as Hill Hill Hill Hill
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Torpenhow Hill, also known as Hill Hill Hill Hill
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When I ran a research group, I'd tell my students that when you appear to have uncovered something anomalous, the first thing you say to yourself is "I fucked up". And the second thing you say is "I'm so stupid I can't even see where I fucked up".
No one is teaching Elon's script kiddies this.
No one is teaching Elon's script kiddies this.
February 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When I ran a research group, I'd tell my students that when you appear to have uncovered something anomalous, the first thing you say to yourself is "I fucked up". And the second thing you say is "I'm so stupid I can't even see where I fucked up".
No one is teaching Elon's script kiddies this.
No one is teaching Elon's script kiddies this.
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hey dishwasher, are my dishes clean?
a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
Alt: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
hey dishwasher, are my dishes clean?
Something something Schrödinger
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Something something Schrödinger
Kissing a sleepy partner goodbye in the morning in a darkened bedroom has a lot in common with docking a Soyuz.
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Kissing a sleepy partner goodbye in the morning in a darkened bedroom has a lot in common with docking a Soyuz.