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Chris Gagliardi
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Northern California chick trying to survive. Animals are better than people. I’m not here for you.
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December 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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ICE carries out Christmas Day raids in Somali neighborhoods of St. Paul, Minnesota
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The ‘Peace President’ is bombing people on Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The President of the United States is very seriously mentally ill, and elected Republicans are so afraid of him that they won’t do or say anything about it.
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Completely worth being taken hostage for
The gas in Die Hard was 75 cent a gallon.
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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CHRISTMAS MESSAGE

Merry Christmas to the nice. 🎄

The Epstein files are sorting out the naughty. Here’s hoping they rot in prison one day. And it’s clear many of the authorities who still protect them to this day deserve to rot right along with them.
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Trump on Christmas: “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria.”
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Another Epstein connection crawls out of the paperwork.

The director of Melania Trump’s doc, Brett Ratner, is named in the Epstein files. A photo shows him posing with Jean-Luc Brunel, an Epstein associate who died by suicide in jail while facing charges for rape and trafficking minors for Epstein.
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Democracy dies in ▪️.
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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To paraphrase something Lawrence O'Donnell once said:

People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Having a normal Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Release the Jack Smith transcript.
Jack Smith is calling for the House Judiciary Committee to release the recording of his full closed-door deposition before the panel.

"Doing so will ensure that the American people can hear the facts directly from Mr. Smith, rather than through second-hand accounts."
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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every part of this video needs to be saved on a radiation-proof thumb drive for future civilizations to study the end-stage humanity experiment
Kick streamer Clavicular banned from platform after running over a person lying on his Cybertruck.
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Dog calls
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Yes. Yes. Perfect.
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Peace on earth, goodwill to men.
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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The condescension and moral preening are getting all the glory in this email, but don’t sleep on the new head of CBS News declaring that the last 7 days were a “slow news week.”
New Bari Weiss & CBS leadership note to staff—

“…Americans say they do not trust the press…To win back their trust, we have to work hard.”

“Sometimes it means telling unexpected stories…sometimes it means holding a piece about an important subject to make sure it is comprehensive and fair.”
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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One day, a neurological disorder will be named after Donald Trump for when a patient can't focus on anything but himself, but "acute malignant narcissism" is too mild a diagnosis.
Trump to child from Pennsylvania: Pennsylvania is great, we won Pennsylvania, actually three times. We won it a landslide.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement … “
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Oh man. The 360° Oval Office view is even more obnoxious than I previously thought. The bright side: he’s out of wall space, so the damage should be complete.
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Bending your institution to meet the prejudices of your dumbest, meanest students is a surefire way to destroy a university.

Now any student can just scrawl “the Bible says this is wrong” on any test and skate to an A at the Oklahoma Football Outlet and Diploma Factory.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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What’s the emotion called when you’re laughing out loud but screaming internally at the same time? This is an insane take from someone who should damn well know better.
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM