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Chris
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Friends are the people you know who haven’t stabbed you in the back, yet.
WHUFC
COYI
Can’t believe F1 is back already.
February 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Everything is wrong with this.
February 15, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Ted Lasso will be thrilled - is as much as I know.
February 12, 2024 at 4:05 AM
It’s -10f and I’d like to speak to the manager, please.
January 13, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Driving sideways is overrated
January 9, 2024 at 3:16 PM
How badly did you fuck up that South Africa is mad about how badly you fucked up?
December 31, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Electra Schrock is not at all who I imagined.
December 22, 2023 at 7:01 PM
How long until Musk is calling Iger a pedophile?
December 8, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Spotify to axe 1,500 workers to cut costs www.bbc.co.uk/news/busines...

Save $200mm by not employing Joe Rogan.
Spotify to axe 1,500 workers to cut costs
The music-streaming company says it is making people redundant to "rightsize" the firm.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Same vibes as the time I showed my father in law Google Earth and he was convinced I’d hacked into military satellites www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-a...
Why is North Korea saying it's watching the White House?
Long spied on by its more tech-advanced enemies, Pyongyang says it can now do the same.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 30, 2023 at 5:06 AM
Reposted by Chris
He definitely got one shot
Was he vaccinated?
Are we any closer to solving JFK's assassination?
November 22, 2023 at 2:31 AM
Was he vaccinated?
November 22, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Free Sasha Skochilenko
November 16, 2023 at 8:21 PM
I know H8 is supposed to read “hate” but H+Eight = Height and I can’t stop my brain from reading it that way.
November 13, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Fair play!
November 13, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Me: Let’s go out and get coffee.
Her: Okay but let me make coffee first.
November 13, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Quote with your first computer
November 11, 2023 at 11:31 PM
My taste defined in

4 SHOWS
- Coupling
- Ted Lasso
- The Mary Whitehouse Experience
- The Day Today

4 MOVIES
- Twin Town
- Jack & Sarah
- Notting Hill
- Hot Fuzz

4 ARTISTS
- Radiohead
- Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
- Teenage Fanclub
- Sultans of Ping F.C
My taste defined in

4 SHOWS
- Doctor Who
- Them
- Have I Got News For You
- 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

4 MOVIES
- Amelie
- Harold & Maude
- Men in Black
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

4 ARTISTS
- Glass Animals
- Foster the People
- Fleetwood Mac
- The Cure
November 11, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Like Sat Nav, Satellite Radio and your cell phone don’t already do this.
this doesn't even stop your car from being stolen; it just lets cops know everywhere you drive and how you got there 😭
November 2, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Same person.
November 2, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by Chris
This month, the dark night skies will light up, giving us a chance to see three meteor showers. 🧪
You can see three meteor showers at their peak and a full Beaver Moon this November
Both of the Taurids and the Leonids meteor shower are all predicted to peak in November 2023.
www.popsci.com
October 31, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Spanish Catholic Church sexual abuse affected 200,000 children, commission finds www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-e...
Spanish Church sexual abuse affected 200,000 children, commission finds
The country's first in-depth public inquiry into abuse linked to the Catholic Church presents its findings.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 28, 2023 at 10:40 AM
XChan
"They absolutely want your extinction."
Today, Elon Musk wildly increased his race-war rhetoric and promotion of white nationalism in a reply to a complaint by a white supremacist about the melting down of the Charlottesville Robert E Lee statue.
October 27, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by Chris
Humza Yousaf hits back after Elon Musk brands him 'racist'
Humza Yousaf hits back after Elon Musk brands him 'racist'
Scotland's first minister reacted after Elon Musk commented on an edited clip of a speech he gave in 2020.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 27, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Bought this Album when I was 15. Still listening to it and quoting from is 30 years later.
October 25, 2023 at 1:17 AM