Chris Sittner
@chrissittner.bsky.social
Go Ducks! Long-time listener, first-time caller.
This profile in no way represents the thoughts, opinions, or advice from my employer.
This profile in no way represents the thoughts, opinions, or advice from my employer.
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
If we want bsky to have the juice we need to give it the sports juice. So let's go Ducks! Let's get a TD on this drive.
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If we want bsky to have the juice we need to give it the sports juice. So let's go Ducks! Let's get a TD on this drive.
That's what I'm talking about!
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That's what I'm talking about!
Beautiful sack, beautiful 3 & out. #GoDucks #huckthefuskies
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Beautiful sack, beautiful 3 & out. #GoDucks #huckthefuskies
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
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In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.
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The “Exploding Whale” has gone from a cautionary tale to a beloved piece of Oregon lore.
It’s Exploding Whale Day in Oregon: 10 things to know about the blubber blast, 55 years later
The “Exploding Whale” has gone from a cautionary tale to a beloved piece of Oregon lore.
www.oregonlive.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The “Exploding Whale” has gone from a cautionary tale to a beloved piece of Oregon lore.
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November 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Caught the CEO of Palantir on CNBC this morning ranting about Mamdani. And ooh boy, that was a bad look. The interviewer definitely trapped him with the opening question, but he took the bait and ran with it.
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Caught the CEO of Palantir on CNBC this morning ranting about Mamdani. And ooh boy, that was a bad look. The interviewer definitely trapped him with the opening question, but he took the bait and ran with it.
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American inspections of foreign food facilities — which produce everything from crawfish to cookies for the U.S. market — have plummeted to historic lows this year, a ProPublica analysis of federal data shows. Via @anniewaldman.bsky.social @bxroberts.org www.propublica.org/article/fore...
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
American inspections of foreign food facilities — which produce everything from crawfish to cookies for the U.S. market — have plummeted to historic lows this year, a ProPublica analysis of federal data shows. Via @anniewaldman.bsky.social @bxroberts.org www.propublica.org/article/fore...
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New: Videos show ICE/CBP agents are scanning peoples' faces on the street to verify citizenship. ICE has tool to instantly look up unprecedented number of databases with just a photo
“I’m an American citizen so leave me alone”
“Alright, we just got to verify that”
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
“I’m an American citizen so leave me alone”
“Alright, we just got to verify that”
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
ICE and CBP Agents Are Scanning Peoples’ Faces on the Street To Verify Citizenship
Videos on social media show officers from ICE and CBP using facial recognition technology on people in the field. One expert described the practice as “pure dystopian creep.”
www.404media.co
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
New: Videos show ICE/CBP agents are scanning peoples' faces on the street to verify citizenship. ICE has tool to instantly look up unprecedented number of databases with just a photo
“I’m an American citizen so leave me alone”
“Alright, we just got to verify that”
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
“I’m an American citizen so leave me alone”
“Alright, we just got to verify that”
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
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Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women
which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I love my city
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love my city
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Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
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Just in case someone missed this detail:
Wells Fargo used the ICE orks to clear out a building of lawful residents to make a buck
Again, a military terror purge was carried out with naked children in handcuffs for the benefit of Wells Fargo execs
A corrupt corp that will bleat at any reciprocity
Wells Fargo used the ICE orks to clear out a building of lawful residents to make a buck
Again, a military terror purge was carried out with naked children in handcuffs for the benefit of Wells Fargo execs
A corrupt corp that will bleat at any reciprocity
southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...
The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.
The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.
Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children
Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.
southsideweekly.com
October 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Just in case someone missed this detail:
Wells Fargo used the ICE orks to clear out a building of lawful residents to make a buck
Again, a military terror purge was carried out with naked children in handcuffs for the benefit of Wells Fargo execs
A corrupt corp that will bleat at any reciprocity
Wells Fargo used the ICE orks to clear out a building of lawful residents to make a buck
Again, a military terror purge was carried out with naked children in handcuffs for the benefit of Wells Fargo execs
A corrupt corp that will bleat at any reciprocity
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this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)