Ashton/Christopher/Asphalt/Sarcasm
@christophalt.bsky.social
artist, coffee addict, dopamine seeker • he/they + neos • ESP/ENG • TOME, UTDR, Inscryption are my brain worms • mushrooms, rocks, music and stars • trying to start making my own shitty music
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Where we stand, in long arc of history:
-Story on left, adding race as a factor when that favors white people.
-Story on right, banning race as a factor when that favors non-whites.
I often complain about NYT headlines and story-play. But these are strong. Including "If Court Guts 1965 Law."
-Story on left, adding race as a factor when that favors white people.
-Story on right, banning race as a factor when that favors non-whites.
I often complain about NYT headlines and story-play. But these are strong. Including "If Court Guts 1965 Law."
October 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Where we stand, in long arc of history:
-Story on left, adding race as a factor when that favors white people.
-Story on right, banning race as a factor when that favors non-whites.
I often complain about NYT headlines and story-play. But these are strong. Including "If Court Guts 1965 Law."
-Story on left, adding race as a factor when that favors white people.
-Story on right, banning race as a factor when that favors non-whites.
I often complain about NYT headlines and story-play. But these are strong. Including "If Court Guts 1965 Law."
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Can't believe how often I run into the misconception that shelter animals are all broken, deficient, or ruined in some way. The overwhelming majority of shelter animals end up there because of human circumstances, NOT because they did anything wrong.
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Can't believe how often I run into the misconception that shelter animals are all broken, deficient, or ruined in some way. The overwhelming majority of shelter animals end up there because of human circumstances, NOT because they did anything wrong.
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Shocker. The judge knows he'll be fired if he rules in favor of Mr. Abrego Garcia. The system is rigged.
NEW
Immigration judge denies Kilmar Abrego García’s request to reopen case
The judge, who works for DOJ, found “insufficient evidence” that the Trump administration would send Abrego to Uganda.
DHS had said “He will be processed for removal to Uganda.”
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Immigration judge denies Kilmar Abrego García’s request to reopen case
The judge, who works for DOJ, found “insufficient evidence” that the Trump administration would send Abrego to Uganda.
DHS had said “He will be processed for removal to Uganda.”
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Immigration judge denies Kilmar Abrego García’s request to reopen case
The judge found “insufficient evidence” to show that the Trump administration would send Abrego to Uganda, according to a copy of the decision reviewed by The Washington Post.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Shocker. The judge knows he'll be fired if he rules in favor of Mr. Abrego Garcia. The system is rigged.
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🔥 @RepMcGovern: “THIS IS NOT POLICY. THIS IS THEFT… done under the cover of night.” #TrumpsTrillionsTransfer
May 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
🔥 @RepMcGovern: “THIS IS NOT POLICY. THIS IS THEFT… done under the cover of night.” #TrumpsTrillionsTransfer
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October 26, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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"I've never been here before but somehow this dream feels familiar..."
Waves done with several layered sprites with custom shaders, light uses Unity Light2D + normal maps, the rest is animated frame-by-frame.
#pixelart #indiegame #gamedev
Waves done with several layered sprites with custom shaders, light uses Unity Light2D + normal maps, the rest is animated frame-by-frame.
#pixelart #indiegame #gamedev
October 24, 2024 at 11:15 AM
"I've never been here before but somehow this dream feels familiar..."
Waves done with several layered sprites with custom shaders, light uses Unity Light2D + normal maps, the rest is animated frame-by-frame.
#pixelart #indiegame #gamedev
Waves done with several layered sprites with custom shaders, light uses Unity Light2D + normal maps, the rest is animated frame-by-frame.
#pixelart #indiegame #gamedev
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October 24, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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The latest giant wall drawing was the hardest to get a photo of because of the space was a dance floor in a rock club and the room is very narrow. This year I used a mix of paints and Posca pens which was really fun and the colour paints glow under UV!
October 24, 2024 at 12:33 PM
The latest giant wall drawing was the hardest to get a photo of because of the space was a dance floor in a rock club and the room is very narrow. This year I used a mix of paints and Posca pens which was really fun and the colour paints glow under UV!
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✨️🦊 human ceroba and starlo designs I made earlier this year!! #undertaleyellow
October 24, 2024 at 1:10 AM
✨️🦊 human ceroba and starlo designs I made earlier this year!! #undertaleyellow
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ACTUALLY TRUE. This is what first person avatar arms look like in Project KF outside of first person.
A couple tricks at play here:
1. Model is tiny so arms can't clip with the world as easily.
2. Torso is shifted backwards to avoid layered clothing obstructing player's view.
#RobloxDev #GameDev
A couple tricks at play here:
1. Model is tiny so arms can't clip with the world as easily.
2. Torso is shifted backwards to avoid layered clothing obstructing player's view.
#RobloxDev #GameDev
October 23, 2024 at 9:36 PM
ACTUALLY TRUE. This is what first person avatar arms look like in Project KF outside of first person.
A couple tricks at play here:
1. Model is tiny so arms can't clip with the world as easily.
2. Torso is shifted backwards to avoid layered clothing obstructing player's view.
#RobloxDev #GameDev
A couple tricks at play here:
1. Model is tiny so arms can't clip with the world as easily.
2. Torso is shifted backwards to avoid layered clothing obstructing player's view.
#RobloxDev #GameDev
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Obviously thinking “I should have generals like Hitler had” is facially horrifying and disqualifying. Moreover — though I am not a WWII expert — I understand it’s quite wrong, and Hitler’s relationship with his WWII generals was characterized by frequent bickering and pushback.
October 23, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Obviously thinking “I should have generals like Hitler had” is facially horrifying and disqualifying. Moreover — though I am not a WWII expert — I understand it’s quite wrong, and Hitler’s relationship with his WWII generals was characterized by frequent bickering and pushback.
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If you're a creator who:
-Takes long break periods
-Creates very slowly
-Has another full time job or engagement
-Struggles with productivity
-Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜
-Takes long break periods
-Creates very slowly
-Has another full time job or engagement
-Struggles with productivity
-Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜
October 24, 2024 at 11:07 AM
If you're a creator who:
-Takes long break periods
-Creates very slowly
-Has another full time job or engagement
-Struggles with productivity
-Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜
-Takes long break periods
-Creates very slowly
-Has another full time job or engagement
-Struggles with productivity
-Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜
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If you're a creator who:
- Takes long break periods
- Creates very slowly
- Has another full time job or engagement
- Struggles with productivity
- Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜✨️
- Takes long break periods
- Creates very slowly
- Has another full time job or engagement
- Struggles with productivity
- Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜✨️
October 24, 2024 at 9:46 AM
If you're a creator who:
- Takes long break periods
- Creates very slowly
- Has another full time job or engagement
- Struggles with productivity
- Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜✨️
- Takes long break periods
- Creates very slowly
- Has another full time job or engagement
- Struggles with productivity
- Is inconsistent
I'm sorry to tell you...
YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜✨️
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Sometimes I'll put in an absurdly low bid on an eBay auction with the knowledge that I'll definitely get outbid but also a vanishingly slim hope that MAYBE by some miracle nobody else will bid. Anyway that is how I ended up adding this magnificent glass plate negative to my collection!
October 23, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Sometimes I'll put in an absurdly low bid on an eBay auction with the knowledge that I'll definitely get outbid but also a vanishingly slim hope that MAYBE by some miracle nobody else will bid. Anyway that is how I ended up adding this magnificent glass plate negative to my collection!
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Growing up is evolving your taste
October 24, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Growing up is evolving your taste
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Trump: Kamala is lazy, slow, retarded, stupid, low IQ, on drugs
Trumpers: woooo yeah
Media: Huh ok whatever
Kamala: Yes, Trump is a fascist
Trumpers: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Media: Did Kamala violate norms of civility and decorum? We asked Roger Stone
Trumpers: woooo yeah
Media: Huh ok whatever
Kamala: Yes, Trump is a fascist
Trumpers: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Media: Did Kamala violate norms of civility and decorum? We asked Roger Stone
Vice President Kamala Harris said on Wednesday she believes former president Donald Trump is a fascist, agreeing with the assessment of a growing number of Trump’s former top aides as she escalated her warnings about the Republican nominee’s character and fitness for office.
Harris says she concurs with assessment that Trump is a fascist
John F. Kelly, a retired Marine general who served as Trump’s White House chief of staff, said in a recent interview that Trump seeks unfettered power.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 24, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Trump: Kamala is lazy, slow, retarded, stupid, low IQ, on drugs
Trumpers: woooo yeah
Media: Huh ok whatever
Kamala: Yes, Trump is a fascist
Trumpers: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Media: Did Kamala violate norms of civility and decorum? We asked Roger Stone
Trumpers: woooo yeah
Media: Huh ok whatever
Kamala: Yes, Trump is a fascist
Trumpers: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Media: Did Kamala violate norms of civility and decorum? We asked Roger Stone
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October 24, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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I love when cats body slam into a cuddle 😭
October 24, 2024 at 10:32 AM
I love when cats body slam into a cuddle 😭
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I managed to export YouTube Music as a Windows program, with a stolen adblocker and this BEAUTIFUL ambient background feature.
October 22, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I managed to export YouTube Music as a Windows program, with a stolen adblocker and this BEAUTIFUL ambient background feature.
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I’m SCREAMING!!! I love art!!! I love artists!!! My timeline is all REAL ART from real amazing artists!! I’m just scrolling on the bus in the mornings like AHHH WHAT IS THIS!! ARTISTRY!!
October 22, 2024 at 9:37 AM
I’m SCREAMING!!! I love art!!! I love artists!!! My timeline is all REAL ART from real amazing artists!! I’m just scrolling on the bus in the mornings like AHHH WHAT IS THIS!! ARTISTRY!!