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Chris Ward
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Left Britain for Berlin after the EU referendum, learnt German, stood in two elections, now a whisker from citizenship.

ADHDer. Homo. Androider. Engineering Manager. Speaker. Schöneberger. Crow Queen

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Embracing my daddy era.
January 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Just realised I've now been doing an early morning walk at Tempelhofer Feld pretty much every day for the past 5 years.

It's an important gauge. Before my ADHD treatment I could not get up in the morning. If I am still doing that walk, I know things aren't as dark as before.

Also crows are awesome
January 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I presume our glorious follically-challenged leader also considers this to be "legally complex"?
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
"a sense of mischief"

Never forget the journalists and the politicians who enabled him by making this seem normal.
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Wossy's going to need to chat to H from Steps...
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Ich vermute, dass diese Aussage auch rechtlich komplex ist, Herr Kanzler?
January 6, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Just chilling on a Sunday in the cafe with a book. 📖😊
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Some of my best friends are international law.
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Schwach. Kein Wort.
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
This is like Iraq if Bush said the quiet part out loud.

And if nobody gave a fuck.
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I mean...
January 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Snow Crow!
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My Denglish brain is doing me dirty today.
December 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This man must be a method actor.
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Es wird Zeit, diese miese Scheißregierung rauszukicken.
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Die Deutschen reservieren jetzt auch die Sitze in der U-Bahn 🥲
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Another year, another book bounty. ❤️❤️❤️
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Oh wow. Over the years at Tempelhof I've taken around 15,000 pictures of crows and me with them.

Josh turned them into a picture. ❤️❤️❤️
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
All I Want For Christmas is to be on that table...
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
8 year old me at the pop-up Grotto in Asda.
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I made a Lego.
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Last few days of Christmas markets darlings make the most x
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I know this is what Trump wants us to talk about but I'm damn well going to talk about it ok
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Checks out tbh.
December 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
me this week
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM