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Chris Ward
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Left Britain for Berlin after the EU referendum, learnt German, stood in two elections, now a whisker from citizenship.

ADHDer. Homo. Androider. Engineering Manager. Speaker. Schöneberger. Crow Queen

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Embracing my daddy era.
Me taking a mirror selfie.
January 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Just realised I've now been doing an early morning walk at Tempelhofer Feld pretty much every day for the past 5 years.

It's an important gauge. Before my ADHD treatment I could not get up in the morning. If I am still doing that walk, I know things aren't as dark as before.

Also crows are awesome
A picture of the landscape of Tempelhofer Feld. The ground is covered in snow. The sun is about to rise on the horizon of a mostly clear sky. Looking down a long snow-covered runway at Tempelhofer Feld, with the moon barely visible in the distance. The sky is a clear whiteish blue. A crow caches some food nearby in the snowy foreground. A hooded crow stands in the rippled snow at Tempelhofer Feld. A picture of the landscape of Tempelhofer Feld. The ground is covered in snow. The sun is about to rise on the horizon of a mostly clear sky. Small cranes can be seen in the background, illuminated by the rising sun. A smattering of crows walk and fly over the snow.
January 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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I presume our glorious follically-challenged leader also considers this to be "legally complex"?
Guardian headline: "I don't need international law": Trump says power constrained only by my morality.
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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"a sense of mischief"

Never forget the journalists and the politicians who enabled him by making this seem normal.
Headline from The Guardian's Explainer article: "Morality, military might and a sense of mischief: key takeaways from Trump’s New York Times interview"
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Wossy's going to need to chat to H from Steps...
Screengrab of google results, one side a list of news articles talking about the murdering ICE agent and naming him as Jonathan Ross. On the right hand side, Google has the British celebrity Jonathan Ross' profile.
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Ich vermute, dass diese Aussage auch rechtlich komplex ist, Herr Kanzler?
An actual tweet from the US State Dept's twitter account showing a graphic of president Trump with the words "THIS IS OUR HEMISPHERE" superimposed.
January 6, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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Just chilling on a Sunday in the cafe with a book. 📖😊
Picture of the book "The End of Policing" by Alex S. Vitale.
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Some of my best friends are international law.
Except from BBC article which says: Meanwhile, UK Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer refused to be drawn into whether or not the military action may have broken international law. He did not condemn the US strikes in an interview with the BBC's Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg programme on Saturday morning He said he was waiting to establish all the facts but would not "shy away from this", adding he was a "lifelong advocate of international law".
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Schwach. Kein Wort.
Zitat von Friedrich Merz: "Die rechtliche Einordnung des US-Einsatzes ist komplex. Dazu nehmen wir uns Zeit."
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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This is like Iraq if Bush said the quiet part out loud.

And if nobody gave a fuck.
Guardian headline: US will be 'strongly involved' in Venezuela oil industry, Trump says after Caracas attacked and Maduro captured
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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I mean...
Schlagzeile: CSU will "die meisten Syrer" abschieben lassen.
January 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Snow Crow!
Picture of a crow on the snow-covered runway at Tempelhofer Feld in Berlin. Some of his buddies are in the background.
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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My Denglish brain is doing me dirty today.
Screen cap of the playlist: Weihnachtshits (in English: Christmas hits)
December 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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This man must be a method actor.
A tweet from Andrew Bridgen with the text: "A flight out of the UK with approx 100 passengers onboard at 39k ft. I wonder what the ~ 80 detected unknown Bluetooth access codes relate to? Please tell me in the comments.They are definitely not mobile phones. We redacted the originators (sic) device reference. Please share." The picture shows him scrolling through a list of Mac addresses in his Bluetooth list.
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Es wird Zeit, diese miese Scheißregierung rauszukicken.
Berliner Zeitung: 'Polizeigesetz: Polizei darf jetzt heimliche Staatstrojaner in Wohnungen installieren"
December 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Die Deutschen reservieren jetzt auch die Sitze in der U-Bahn 🥲
Ein großes Strandtuch, das über eine Sitzreihe in der U-Bahn ausgebreitet ist.
December 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Another year, another book bounty. ❤️❤️❤️
Pile of books including... Our Evenings - Alan Hollinghurst Hack Attack - Nick Davies Political Girl - Maria Alyokhina One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This - Omar El Akkad The Eye of the Master - Matteo Pasquinelli The Ideal World of Dictatorship - Stefan Wolle How to Blow Up a Pipeline - Andreas Malm Walking in Berlin - Franz Hessel Rebooting Tech Culture - Whitney Terrible Humans - Patrick Alley
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Oh wow. Over the years at Tempelhof I've taken around 15,000 pictures of crows and me with them.

Josh turned them into a picture. ❤️❤️❤️
Picture of me with a crow made up of lots of small pictures of me with crows.
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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All I Want For Christmas is to be on that table...
President Zelensky giving his Christmas address from a large Christmas-decorated room. He is stood in front of a long table.
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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8 year old me at the pop-up Grotto in Asda.
Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman uttering the line "...how about a kiss, Santie Claus?"
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I made a Lego.
Lego scene of Sonic the Hedgehog in the Green Hill Zone from the first game.
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Last few days of Christmas markets darlings make the most x
Me at the Christmas market on Breitscheidplatz with my fancy new earmuffs.
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I know this is what Trump wants us to talk about but I'm damn well going to talk about it ok
Painting in Epstein's property depicts Clinton wearing Monica Lewinsky's dress.
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Checks out tbh.
Movie poster for The Lion King.
December 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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me this week
Comic from PBF Comics depicting stick people talking to each other. The first says "I'm havin a breakdown". The second says "you'll be OK". The third then says "AGGHHH" and falls onto the floor. Their sideways posture as a stick-person spells "OK".
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM