Chris New
@chriswn.bsky.social
Surely Nate Burleson had enough time to change for the NFL show after his karate tournament this morning!
January 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Surely Nate Burleson had enough time to change for the NFL show after his karate tournament this morning!
A comedy in two acts… @atrupar.com @cleanpowerdave.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
A comedy in two acts… @atrupar.com @cleanpowerdave.bsky.social
I’m gettin the feeling that Trump pre-judges people before getting to know them. What’s the word for that…?
Trump: "I had a great meeting by a person who I have a lot of respect for. She has respect obviously for me and our country. And she gave me her Nobel Prize, but I'll tell you what -- I got to know her. I never met her before. And I was very very impressed. This is a fine woman."
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I’m gettin the feeling that Trump pre-judges people before getting to know them. What’s the word for that…?
Bad timing?!?!
Lionsgate (the distributor) is owned by Steven Mnuchin’s equity fund. Now that the 1st weekend is over, you’re gonna see Greenland talk fall off pretty quick.
Lionsgate (the distributor) is owned by Steven Mnuchin’s equity fund. Now that the 1st weekend is over, you’re gonna see Greenland talk fall off pretty quick.
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Bad timing?!?!
Lionsgate (the distributor) is owned by Steven Mnuchin’s equity fund. Now that the 1st weekend is over, you’re gonna see Greenland talk fall off pretty quick.
Lionsgate (the distributor) is owned by Steven Mnuchin’s equity fund. Now that the 1st weekend is over, you’re gonna see Greenland talk fall off pretty quick.
That’s true! I once heard about this guy who called Tr*mp “America’s Hitler,” and then this guys sold his soul to him just a few years later. Sheesh!
JD Vance: "They'll say 'we fought together in World War 2' or 'we fought together in the War on Terrorism.' We're grateful for that. We love having these allies. But just because you did something smart 25 years ago doesn't mean you can't do something dumb now."
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
That’s true! I once heard about this guy who called Tr*mp “America’s Hitler,” and then this guys sold his soul to him just a few years later. Sheesh!
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If the US holds Venezuela, we will seize 17% of oil -- yesterday's technology. If China uses this precedent to take Taiwan, it will own 60% of semiconductors -- tomorrow's technology. See what happens when you elect evil & stupid at the same time?
Really American FB
Really American FB
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If the US holds Venezuela, we will seize 17% of oil -- yesterday's technology. If China uses this precedent to take Taiwan, it will own 60% of semiconductors -- tomorrow's technology. See what happens when you elect evil & stupid at the same time?
Really American FB
Really American FB
What Epstein Files?
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Wow! It worked!!
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Wow! It worked!!
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
What Epstein Files?
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Wow! It worked!!
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Wow! It worked!!
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
I hope we’re talking about me, & not any pests out there!
I hope we’re talking about me, & not any pests out there!
December 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
I hope we’re talking about me, & not any pests out there!
I hope we’re talking about me, & not any pests out there!
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I don’t care what color you vote, if you’re in the Epstein files , and you’re a pedophile, you must be taken down.
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I don’t care what color you vote, if you’re in the Epstein files , and you’re a pedophile, you must be taken down.
I appreciate how this group of men’s egos—that they’re the smartest little dudes God ever gifted mankind—lead them into this stupidity cycle again and again:
1. Spout off.
2. Get beat up for 3 days for their idiotic comments.
3. PR team walks them back to a more measured response (excuse).
1. Spout off.
2. Get beat up for 3 days for their idiotic comments.
3. PR team walks them back to a more measured response (excuse).
"They... they... they..."
That's the sound of the bus being driven over Admiral Bradley.
That's the sound of the bus being driven over Admiral Bradley.
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I appreciate how this group of men’s egos—that they’re the smartest little dudes God ever gifted mankind—lead them into this stupidity cycle again and again:
1. Spout off.
2. Get beat up for 3 days for their idiotic comments.
3. PR team walks them back to a more measured response (excuse).
1. Spout off.
2. Get beat up for 3 days for their idiotic comments.
3. PR team walks them back to a more measured response (excuse).
Do Hota & Savannah have it in their contract that they have to be out of focus?
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Do Hota & Savannah have it in their contract that they have to be out of focus?
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It's #StrangerThings time!
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ALT: a red sign that says stranger things 3 on a black background
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's #StrangerThings time!
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Since 2000, political donations from the richest 100 Americans have increased nearly 140x.
They collectively spent over $1B in 2024, amounting to 1 in every 13 dollars spent during the election.
Is it any wonder why so many regular people feel like they no longer have a voice?
They collectively spent over $1B in 2024, amounting to 1 in every 13 dollars spent during the election.
Is it any wonder why so many regular people feel like they no longer have a voice?
election.Is
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Since 2000, political donations from the richest 100 Americans have increased nearly 140x.
They collectively spent over $1B in 2024, amounting to 1 in every 13 dollars spent during the election.
Is it any wonder why so many regular people feel like they no longer have a voice?
They collectively spent over $1B in 2024, amounting to 1 in every 13 dollars spent during the election.
Is it any wonder why so many regular people feel like they no longer have a voice?
Stop writing about me!
(Genuinely, though: me at every networking-type event.)
(Genuinely, though: me at every networking-type event.)
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Stop writing about me!
(Genuinely, though: me at every networking-type event.)
(Genuinely, though: me at every networking-type event.)
Drumph parroting (because he only repeats what the last person told him) that they do still need some of the ‘smart’ immigrants is a bridge too far for this crowd.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Drumph parroting (because he only repeats what the last person told him) that they do still need some of the ‘smart’ immigrants is a bridge too far for this crowd.
“We didn’t buy a World Series,” say the richest team in the league, holding the last two championships trophies. 🏆
"That's not true."
Did the Dodgers buy a championship? On the new Starkville, I asked their president, Stan Kasten, about Jason Kelce's take - and lots more!
Also, @dougglanville.bsky.social & I weigh in on Clase,
Ortiz & sports betting. Plus more of your calls!
theathletic.lnk.to/windTX
Did the Dodgers buy a championship? On the new Starkville, I asked their president, Stan Kasten, about Jason Kelce's take - and lots more!
Also, @dougglanville.bsky.social & I weigh in on Clase,
Ortiz & sports betting. Plus more of your calls!
theathletic.lnk.to/windTX
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“We didn’t buy a World Series,” say the richest team in the league, holding the last two championships trophies. 🏆
Johnson Lucy’s the football.
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Johnson Lucy’s the football.
I feel bad for all the people who have been suffering through the shutdown just to have their representatives bail on them. Absolutely no gains made!
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I feel bad for all the people who have been suffering through the shutdown just to have their representatives bail on them. Absolutely no gains made!
Yeah, we can’t be burdened with feeding people when some tangerine psycho could screw things up any minute.
Trump on SNAP: "Our country has to remain very liquid because problems, catastrophes, wars -- it could be anything. We have to remain liquid. We can't give everything away."
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yeah, we can’t be burdened with feeding people when some tangerine psycho could screw things up any minute.
Finally! Call it what it is.
Jeffries: "The Trump administration and Mike Johnson are running a pedophile protection program. That's the reason they refuse to swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva."
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Finally! Call it what it is.
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WOW — MICROSOFT LAWYER: “Nobody really wants a data center in their backyard, they don’t bring a lot of jobs.”🤔
Speaking of which, hey MEMPHIS did y’all get a list of jobs Musk’s xAI delivered yet?? @mayorpaulyoung @memphischamber
Speaking of which, hey MEMPHIS did y’all get a list of jobs Musk’s xAI delivered yet?? @mayorpaulyoung @memphischamber
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
WOW — MICROSOFT LAWYER: “Nobody really wants a data center in their backyard, they don’t bring a lot of jobs.”🤔
Speaking of which, hey MEMPHIS did y’all get a list of jobs Musk’s xAI delivered yet?? @mayorpaulyoung @memphischamber
Speaking of which, hey MEMPHIS did y’all get a list of jobs Musk’s xAI delivered yet?? @mayorpaulyoung @memphischamber
Reposted by Chris New
Remember during oral argument on the presidential immunity case when conservative justices scoffed at and mocked the hypothetical that a president with immunity could just start killing whoever he wanted and there was nothing that could be done if he has immunity?
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Remember during oral argument on the presidential immunity case when conservative justices scoffed at and mocked the hypothetical that a president with immunity could just start killing whoever he wanted and there was nothing that could be done if he has immunity?
Translation: “Hungry people are a bargaining chip to me.”
BASH: Even Hawley says you should move money around to feed people. Why not consider it?
JOHNSON: Because if you deviate from the goal of reopening the entire govt, Schumer & the radicals will continue to play games. If you do just part of this, it will reduce the pressure for them to do all of it
JOHNSON: Because if you deviate from the goal of reopening the entire govt, Schumer & the radicals will continue to play games. If you do just part of this, it will reduce the pressure for them to do all of it
October 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Translation: “Hungry people are a bargaining chip to me.”