Chris Patterson
@chriswritesplays.bsky.social
Playwright and Screenwriter. Semi-retired Actor. Satirist. Harlem, NYC
Business inquiries through Email. DM's open.
Business inquiries through Email. DM's open.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
January 26, 2026 at 3:05 AM
"I don't do politics! It doesn't affect me. Meeeehhh!"
Me:
Me:
January 25, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"I don't do politics! It doesn't affect me. Meeeehhh!"
Me:
Me:
The dumb leading the dumb...
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The dumb leading the dumb...
It's BRICK outside!
Got me looking like Bernie Sanders indoors...
Got me looking like Bernie Sanders indoors...
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
It's BRICK outside!
Got me looking like Bernie Sanders indoors...
Got me looking like Bernie Sanders indoors...
"HBD, Roy. We love and miss you. Chris + Kaye"
Heroes get remembered.
But legends never die...
Heroes get remembered.
But legends never die...
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"HBD, Roy. We love and miss you. Chris + Kaye"
Heroes get remembered.
But legends never die...
Heroes get remembered.
But legends never die...
I was raised by women.
My idols are women...
My idols are women...
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I was raised by women.
My idols are women...
My idols are women...
My lore with fast food continues...
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 AM
My lore with fast food continues...
Goodnight, my degenerates. 💕
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Goodnight, my degenerates. 💕
One more thing.
Happy birthday to my favorite Singer and artistic inspiration for the past 20 years.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SCRIPTS I'VE WRITTEN TO HER MUSIC?! HUH?! DO YOU?!
*Clears throat*
Happy Birthday, Hayley Williams. The Queen of ROCK! 🤘🏾
Happy birthday to my favorite Singer and artistic inspiration for the past 20 years.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SCRIPTS I'VE WRITTEN TO HER MUSIC?! HUH?! DO YOU?!
*Clears throat*
Happy Birthday, Hayley Williams. The Queen of ROCK! 🤘🏾
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
One more thing.
Happy birthday to my favorite Singer and artistic inspiration for the past 20 years.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SCRIPTS I'VE WRITTEN TO HER MUSIC?! HUH?! DO YOU?!
*Clears throat*
Happy Birthday, Hayley Williams. The Queen of ROCK! 🤘🏾
Happy birthday to my favorite Singer and artistic inspiration for the past 20 years.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY SCRIPTS I'VE WRITTEN TO HER MUSIC?! HUH?! DO YOU?!
*Clears throat*
Happy Birthday, Hayley Williams. The Queen of ROCK! 🤘🏾
My favorite band...
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My favorite band...
Felt cute.
Might Delete Later... ✌🏾
Might Delete Later... ✌🏾
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Felt cute.
Might Delete Later... ✌🏾
Might Delete Later... ✌🏾
HELL YEA, BROTHER!
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
HELL YEA, BROTHER!
LFG!!!!!!
NYC! NYC!
NYC! NYC!
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
LFG!!!!!!
NYC! NYC!
NYC! NYC!
Saw this and immediately felt better...
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Saw this and immediately felt better...
Me, Nervous asf.
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me, Nervous asf.
I'm a simple man.
I see Charlie Hunnam? I click...
I see Charlie Hunnam? I click...
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm a simple man.
I see Charlie Hunnam? I click...
I see Charlie Hunnam? I click...
Beautiful day in NYC...
Yes, That is me. Say Hiiiii! 🤣
Yes, That is me. Say Hiiiii! 🤣
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Beautiful day in NYC...
Yes, That is me. Say Hiiiii! 🤣
Yes, That is me. Say Hiiiii! 🤣
"Everything the light touches belongs to me..." -Shadow
September 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Everything the light touches belongs to me..." -Shadow
Goodnight, my degenerates. 💕
September 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Goodnight, my degenerates. 💕
"In 2014, I was on drugs and wrote a Play."
*Checks notes*
"In 2019, This show made me a happy man, and a lot of money. Tbh!"
*Checks notes again*
"In 2025... I want this show to happen. Or I am going to be VERY pissed off..."
#BetweenTheLines
*Checks notes*
"In 2019, This show made me a happy man, and a lot of money. Tbh!"
*Checks notes again*
"In 2025... I want this show to happen. Or I am going to be VERY pissed off..."
#BetweenTheLines
September 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"In 2014, I was on drugs and wrote a Play."
*Checks notes*
"In 2019, This show made me a happy man, and a lot of money. Tbh!"
*Checks notes again*
"In 2025... I want this show to happen. Or I am going to be VERY pissed off..."
#BetweenTheLines
*Checks notes*
"In 2019, This show made me a happy man, and a lot of money. Tbh!"
*Checks notes again*
"In 2025... I want this show to happen. Or I am going to be VERY pissed off..."
#BetweenTheLines
Shadow: "I feels better! Hooman take good care of me. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Love you, Shadow... ❤️
Love you, Shadow... ❤️
August 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Shadow: "I feels better! Hooman take good care of me. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Love you, Shadow... ❤️
Love you, Shadow... ❤️
"I'm in a band! I'm in a band!"
Dedicating my next script to my dearly departed friend.
This one is for you, Ryan! 🤘🏾
Dedicating my next script to my dearly departed friend.
This one is for you, Ryan! 🤘🏾
August 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"I'm in a band! I'm in a band!"
Dedicating my next script to my dearly departed friend.
This one is for you, Ryan! 🤘🏾
Dedicating my next script to my dearly departed friend.
This one is for you, Ryan! 🤘🏾
Meanwhile, At the Hall of Justice...
August 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Meanwhile, At the Hall of Justice...
Day 2 of a random cat coming up to me when *my* cat has a vet appointment.
The distribution center is real, Y'all.
I nicknamed her, "Coco!"
The distribution center is real, Y'all.
I nicknamed her, "Coco!"
August 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Day 2 of a random cat coming up to me when *my* cat has a vet appointment.
The distribution center is real, Y'all.
I nicknamed her, "Coco!"
The distribution center is real, Y'all.
I nicknamed her, "Coco!"