Chris Patterson
@chriswritesplays.bsky.social
Playwright and Screenwriter. Semi-retired Actor. Satirist. Harlem, NYC
Business inquiries through Email. DM's open.
Business inquiries through Email. DM's open.
Couldn't watch Manchester United vs Newcastle today. That one is for you, Matty. 💔 He was built different.
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Couldn't watch Manchester United vs Newcastle today. That one is for you, Matty. 💔 He was built different.
I don't mind the angry white male liberal. What I do mind is his obsession with killing white women in his movies. Every single movie.
Oh, and Stand By Me is TRASH! 🤣
Oh, and Stand By Me is TRASH! 🤣
December 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I don't mind the angry white male liberal. What I do mind is his obsession with killing white women in his movies. Every single movie.
Oh, and Stand By Me is TRASH! 🤣
Oh, and Stand By Me is TRASH! 🤣
First of all, Stolen title.
Secondly, his writing just... Suuuuuucks! Oh, My God. I get it. He did Coke in the 80's. Whoop-de-damn-doo.
Secondly, his writing just... Suuuuuucks! Oh, My God. I get it. He did Coke in the 80's. Whoop-de-damn-doo.
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
First of all, Stolen title.
Secondly, his writing just... Suuuuuucks! Oh, My God. I get it. He did Coke in the 80's. Whoop-de-damn-doo.
Secondly, his writing just... Suuuuuucks! Oh, My God. I get it. He did Coke in the 80's. Whoop-de-damn-doo.
What the hell does a personality type have to do with reading? 🤦🏾♂️
Also, I yelled at my mom for watching Stephen King too loud the other day.
OTHER WRITERS EXIST!
Also, I yelled at my mom for watching Stephen King too loud the other day.
OTHER WRITERS EXIST!
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
What the hell does a personality type have to do with reading? 🤦🏾♂️
Also, I yelled at my mom for watching Stephen King too loud the other day.
OTHER WRITERS EXIST!
Also, I yelled at my mom for watching Stephen King too loud the other day.
OTHER WRITERS EXIST!
Seriously, What is with the vampires over there? It's some fetish shit. 🤣 Twilight was 22 years ago. LET IT GOOOOO.
December 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Seriously, What is with the vampires over there? It's some fetish shit. 🤣 Twilight was 22 years ago. LET IT GOOOOO.
You've always been a real one in a sea of absurd nonsense. Thank you so much, Donald! ❤️
December 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You've always been a real one in a sea of absurd nonsense. Thank you so much, Donald! ❤️