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she dances in secret, she's a part-time punk
"The world is my snowball, I shall not want."
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Boring grown-up problems: I added "grape tomatoes" & "red bell pepper" to my huge holiday-week grocery list a few days ago, but today I couldn't determine why, even after checking the history of my home/work laptops, & phone. Would only have done so for an actual recipe, so just crossed them out :/
December 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation:
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Don't even want to know what it means that our James Baldwin novena candle will no longer stay lit.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Post a banger that's not in English:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnXW...
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
"Say what you mean. Bear witness. Iterate." reactormag.com/sonnet-again...
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"It's like I always say, 'fennel teas are better than penalties!'"
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Evergreen skeet:
What’s the German word for when you eat cake with your hands & cry in the grocery store parking lot
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This has been made obvious over the past year and a half or so.
Leo: Your family's love for you is like a rainbow: an ephemeral trick of the light.
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health:
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I made this for dinner tonight (my first time cooking with delicata squash and second time eating it), and it was so good that I didn't even want dessert. Hopefully tomorrow I will want a piece of the pie I made for Thanksgiving... www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/deli...
Delicata Squash Galette with Cheese and Herbs
This savory galette, which features a cheesy filling, roasted squash, and a flaky za’atar crust, is the perfect vegetarian fall or winter dinner. Make it tonight!
www.kingarthurbaking.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Why does "Boogie Shoes" come on every time I'm waiting in line at the post office? Not complaining, but it does seem odd.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you? (I've been married for quite some time, so this is fairly accurate:)
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I was in the touristy part of my town, at a general store I'd never been to before, buying fancy mustard for an online gift swap (I know, exciting life!), and an older woman walked in with a schipperke on a leash... my schipperke passed away 2 years ago, & they basically all look exactly the same.
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I've been getting this song in my head near-daily for weeks. When I was in late junior high or early high school (so, a couple of years after the tribute album was released), a friend put it on a mixtape for me, that's probably the only reason I even remember it... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21V...
Sonic Youth - Superstar
YouTube video by SonicYouthVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Thankful that I was able to get a COVID vaccine today; it'd been a little over a year because I got COVID (for the 3rd time) about 6 months ago and didn't want to get vaccinated again right after.
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It took me a long time to realize that the reason I get this song in my head almost every day is because the sound that my car's turn signal makes reminds me of it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1tO...
Elis Regina & Tom Jobim - "Aguas de Março" - 1974
YouTube video by Federico Mocciaro
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Just wanted to let you know since I'm sure it will be noticeable!
thank you!
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sexy America's Test Kitchen Slow Cooker Turkey Chili with Tequila
sexy find my phone android
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Someone at work asked what my plans were for the weekend and the best I could come up with was spray-painting a pumpkin gold. In explaining why I felt I had to go off on an aside about hating "The Golden Girls." Again, no wonder I am not often included in group lunches!
October 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Saturday night: drank orange wine, briefly became convinced that I needed a Mike + the Mechanics shirt (I do not). The less said about the earlier part of the week, the better.
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Drowning my sorrows in... salt? grease? corn syrup?
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh dear... honestly, I want a toasted sesame bagel with butter and peanut butter (butter first and then peanut butter on top of that).
Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Blame it on the 'booch, got me feelin' louche"
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
At work today I was happy that the folks who don't usually ask me to order/eat lunch with them asked me, and I even had time to eat w/them. But then they mostly talked shit about 2 of my other co-workers during lunch, so wow, the things they must say about me when I'm not there (I'm really weird)!
October 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM