Temu Goretex
@chuckolympic.bsky.social
I know all the words to Electric Relaxation. Wake Self used to call me Clutch.
Look man I just wanna drink a Guinness and eat TGIFriday’s loaded potato skins with my dead friends
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Look man I just wanna drink a Guinness and eat TGIFriday’s loaded potato skins with my dead friends
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are very very bad at playing football
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are very very bad at playing football
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The Bucs' easy schedule will not help if they are just bad at football
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The Bucs' easy schedule will not help if they are just bad at football
**SUPER IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS **
Boonie Mayfield’s 2011 release “Black Koolaid” is once again available on streaming platforms under the artist ‘Boon Doc’ 🙌
Boonie Mayfield’s 2011 release “Black Koolaid” is once again available on streaming platforms under the artist ‘Boon Doc’ 🙌
September 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
**SUPER IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS **
Boonie Mayfield’s 2011 release “Black Koolaid” is once again available on streaming platforms under the artist ‘Boon Doc’ 🙌
Boonie Mayfield’s 2011 release “Black Koolaid” is once again available on streaming platforms under the artist ‘Boon Doc’ 🙌
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Goldeneye Facility map
May 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Goldeneye Facility map
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thats not a two piece thats a combo meal with an extra large pop goodness gracious
In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.
May 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
thats not a two piece thats a combo meal with an extra large pop goodness gracious
Tell your mom I said hi 👋
May 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Tell your mom I said hi 👋
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POV: you are two mini muffins in a breakfast buffet and I am nearby
The zoomers can’t comprehend how big this pose was in the early 2000s
March 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
POV: you are two mini muffins in a breakfast buffet and I am nearby
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Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.
March 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.
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Git your ass in here, Streets of Rage 2 Soundtrack
March 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Git your ass in here, Streets of Rage 2 Soundtrack
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31 seconds of Lorenzo Neal lead blocking for Mike Alstott
March 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
31 seconds of Lorenzo Neal lead blocking for Mike Alstott
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Chargers plz spend some of that $63 million in cap space on buying eggs for Justin Herbert so he doesn’t have to do this
March 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Chargers plz spend some of that $63 million in cap space on buying eggs for Justin Herbert so he doesn’t have to do this
Anyone shocked by the first half of this Lobos game hasn’t been paying attention the last month or so
March 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Anyone shocked by the first half of this Lobos game hasn’t been paying attention the last month or so
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this program funded local farms by giving food banks and schools money to purchase from them. it props up small local farms and businesses. this is so fucking stupid
So much for making school lunches healthier?
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
March 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
this program funded local farms by giving food banks and schools money to purchase from them. it props up small local farms and businesses. this is so fucking stupid
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Justin Fields telling the Steelers he won't sign with them unless they promise him the starting job is kinda like my kid saying he won't go to bed unless I promise Dairy Queen tomorrow ... if ice cream cost $30 million.
March 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Justin Fields telling the Steelers he won't sign with them unless they promise him the starting job is kinda like my kid saying he won't go to bed unless I promise Dairy Queen tomorrow ... if ice cream cost $30 million.
Fuck Daylight Savings Time. That’s all.
March 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fuck Daylight Savings Time. That’s all.
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Dad in 1986: WWF will rot your brain, son
Me: whatever
Dad (who died in 2006) in 2025 letting me know he was right
Me: whatever
Dad (who died in 2006) in 2025 letting me know he was right
March 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Dad in 1986: WWF will rot your brain, son
Me: whatever
Dad (who died in 2006) in 2025 letting me know he was right
Me: whatever
Dad (who died in 2006) in 2025 letting me know he was right
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
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Wake Self - Malala feat. Blu Samu (Official Video)
YouTube video by Wake Self
youtu.be
February 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
February 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
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AMERICAN DREAM, 1776: I hope our new nation can someday fulfill the promise of true democracy for, of, and by the people
AMERICAN DREAM, 2025: I hope the unelected billionaire Nazi fries his brain on Ketamine so someone can stop his broccoli-headed teen soldiers from crashing planes
AMERICAN DREAM, 2025: I hope the unelected billionaire Nazi fries his brain on Ketamine so someone can stop his broccoli-headed teen soldiers from crashing planes
February 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
AMERICAN DREAM, 1776: I hope our new nation can someday fulfill the promise of true democracy for, of, and by the people
AMERICAN DREAM, 2025: I hope the unelected billionaire Nazi fries his brain on Ketamine so someone can stop his broccoli-headed teen soldiers from crashing planes
AMERICAN DREAM, 2025: I hope the unelected billionaire Nazi fries his brain on Ketamine so someone can stop his broccoli-headed teen soldiers from crashing planes