The Happy Curmudgeon
@churlishfigure.bsky.social
Antifa block captain. Bicyclist. Cat lover. COYS, Hook 'em Horns and Let's Play Two. Loves semicolons. Twice voted for a woman president; twice disappointed.
On this date in 2021, Donald Trump incited an insurrection against the seat and procedures of our democracy.
Trump and his minions can whitewash this until the end of time, but we saw it with our own eyes, and we will NEVER FORGET.
#January6 #NeverForget
Trump and his minions can whitewash this until the end of time, but we saw it with our own eyes, and we will NEVER FORGET.
#January6 #NeverForget
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
On this date in 2021, Donald Trump incited an insurrection against the seat and procedures of our democracy.
Trump and his minions can whitewash this until the end of time, but we saw it with our own eyes, and we will NEVER FORGET.
#January6 #NeverForget
Trump and his minions can whitewash this until the end of time, but we saw it with our own eyes, and we will NEVER FORGET.
#January6 #NeverForget
"Mr. Maduro, I know exactly how you feel."
— Hawaii's Queen Liliuokalani, overthrown by American businessmen (and a company of U.S. Marines) in 1893.
#ArrestTrumpNow
#Maduro #Venezuela
— Hawaii's Queen Liliuokalani, overthrown by American businessmen (and a company of U.S. Marines) in 1893.
#ArrestTrumpNow
#Maduro #Venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
"Mr. Maduro, I know exactly how you feel."
— Hawaii's Queen Liliuokalani, overthrown by American businessmen (and a company of U.S. Marines) in 1893.
#ArrestTrumpNow
#Maduro #Venezuela
— Hawaii's Queen Liliuokalani, overthrown by American businessmen (and a company of U.S. Marines) in 1893.
#ArrestTrumpNow
#Maduro #Venezuela
I hope today's events in Venezuela inspire other nations to seize the Orange Clown on one of his overseas trips and fly him to The Hague, where he can stand trial for his many violations of int'l law.
#ArrestTrumpNow
#Maduro #Venezuela
#ArrestTrumpNow
#Maduro #Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I hope today's events in Venezuela inspire other nations to seize the Orange Clown on one of his overseas trips and fly him to The Hague, where he can stand trial for his many violations of int'l law.
#ArrestTrumpNow
#Maduro #Venezuela
#ArrestTrumpNow
#Maduro #Venezuela
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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If people admire you, they put your name on buildings. If you have to do it yourself, well… that’s different.
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If people admire you, they put your name on buildings. If you have to do it yourself, well… that’s different.
This will be Freddie's first Christmas. He's looking forward to the opening of presents on Thursday morning, so he can play with all the bows, ribbons and tissue paper. Feline heaven!
#Cats #MerryChristmas
#Cats #MerryChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This will be Freddie's first Christmas. He's looking forward to the opening of presents on Thursday morning, so he can play with all the bows, ribbons and tissue paper. Feline heaven!
#Cats #MerryChristmas
#Cats #MerryChristmas
It's Christmas Eve. Let's forget about the red cap crowd for 36 hours or so.
Embrace (literally EMBRACE) your family and friends and fur babies. Read a good book. Watch a heart-warming movie.
We'll get back in the fight on Friday.
#ChristmasEve
Embrace (literally EMBRACE) your family and friends and fur babies. Read a good book. Watch a heart-warming movie.
We'll get back in the fight on Friday.
#ChristmasEve
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It's Christmas Eve. Let's forget about the red cap crowd for 36 hours or so.
Embrace (literally EMBRACE) your family and friends and fur babies. Read a good book. Watch a heart-warming movie.
We'll get back in the fight on Friday.
#ChristmasEve
Embrace (literally EMBRACE) your family and friends and fur babies. Read a good book. Watch a heart-warming movie.
We'll get back in the fight on Friday.
#ChristmasEve
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I'd rather drink goat's blood.
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'd rather drink goat's blood.
Happy Winter Solstice!
From now on, the days get lonnnger!
Embrace the light.
❤️🧡🌞🧡❤️
From now on, the days get lonnnger!
Embrace the light.
❤️🧡🌞🧡❤️
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Happy Winter Solstice!
From now on, the days get lonnnger!
Embrace the light.
❤️🧡🌞🧡❤️
From now on, the days get lonnnger!
Embrace the light.
❤️🧡🌞🧡❤️
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Trump's speech tonight will be, as always, a rambling, self-centered word salad. I say we ignore it and watch a Rob Reiner movie instead.
I haven't seen "Misery" in a while. I think that's the one for me.
"You better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. Man!" 🤣
#fucktrump
I haven't seen "Misery" in a while. I think that's the one for me.
"You better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. Man!" 🤣
#fucktrump
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Trump's speech tonight will be, as always, a rambling, self-centered word salad. I say we ignore it and watch a Rob Reiner movie instead.
I haven't seen "Misery" in a while. I think that's the one for me.
"You better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. Man!" 🤣
#fucktrump
I haven't seen "Misery" in a while. I think that's the one for me.
"You better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. Man!" 🤣
#fucktrump
When I saw this photo of Trump's "inner circle," I immediately thought of that scene in the movie "Hannibal," in which an evil man is fed to feral hogs.
#fucktrump #resist
#fucktrump #resist
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When I saw this photo of Trump's "inner circle," I immediately thought of that scene in the movie "Hannibal," in which an evil man is fed to feral hogs.
#fucktrump #resist
#fucktrump #resist
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sometimes i wish i had a tail so i could flick it angrily instead of having to explain myself
December 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
sometimes i wish i had a tail so i could flick it angrily instead of having to explain myself
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Better than 50% chance there is no FIFA Peace Prize next year and this was a one-off to make the orange toddler happy.
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Better than 50% chance there is no FIFA Peace Prize next year and this was a one-off to make the orange toddler happy.
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Y'know, FIFA and Gianni Infantino can seriously go fuck themselves. I knew this was coming but this peace prize bullshit is still so goddammed offensive.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Y'know, FIFA and Gianni Infantino can seriously go fuck themselves. I knew this was coming but this peace prize bullshit is still so goddammed offensive.
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This is Donald Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize from FIFA President, Gianni Infantino. It feels increasingly morally icky to imagine watching next summer's World Cup. Football fans are, once again, being forced into an ethical trap by the blight of sportswashing.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is Donald Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize from FIFA President, Gianni Infantino. It feels increasingly morally icky to imagine watching next summer's World Cup. Football fans are, once again, being forced into an ethical trap by the blight of sportswashing.
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Why is FIFA creating a peace prize?
And why in God’s name are they awarding it to the most hostile, cruel and violence-inciting president in the world?
Shame on FIFA and their president, Gianni Infantino.
And why in God’s name are they awarding it to the most hostile, cruel and violence-inciting president in the world?
Shame on FIFA and their president, Gianni Infantino.
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why is FIFA creating a peace prize?
And why in God’s name are they awarding it to the most hostile, cruel and violence-inciting president in the world?
Shame on FIFA and their president, Gianni Infantino.
And why in God’s name are they awarding it to the most hostile, cruel and violence-inciting president in the world?
Shame on FIFA and their president, Gianni Infantino.
Two of the most corrupt, loathsome men on the planet will share a stage tomorrow in Washington.
At the draw for the 2026 World Cup, Gianni Infantino is expected to give warmonger Donald Trump the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
He'll also attest Trump is 6'3" and a very stable genius.
#WorldCupDraw
At the draw for the 2026 World Cup, Gianni Infantino is expected to give warmonger Donald Trump the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
He'll also attest Trump is 6'3" and a very stable genius.
#WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Two of the most corrupt, loathsome men on the planet will share a stage tomorrow in Washington.
At the draw for the 2026 World Cup, Gianni Infantino is expected to give warmonger Donald Trump the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
He'll also attest Trump is 6'3" and a very stable genius.
#WorldCupDraw
At the draw for the 2026 World Cup, Gianni Infantino is expected to give warmonger Donald Trump the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.
He'll also attest Trump is 6'3" and a very stable genius.
#WorldCupDraw
What bullshit!
Grijalva (D-AZ) had to wait fifty days to be sworn in. Van Epps (R-TN) had to wait less than fifty hours.
I can't wait for the day when Mike Johnson gives up the gavel and returns to obscurity.
#Grijalva #MAGAMike
#USHouse #VanEpps
Grijalva (D-AZ) had to wait fifty days to be sworn in. Van Epps (R-TN) had to wait less than fifty hours.
I can't wait for the day when Mike Johnson gives up the gavel and returns to obscurity.
#Grijalva #MAGAMike
#USHouse #VanEpps
JUST NOW: Van Epps immediately sworn in by Speaker Johnson, vows to support and defend the constitution*
(* = whatever Trump tells him to)
(* = whatever Trump tells him to)
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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