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Tim Hergert
@cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://infosec.exchange/@cjust, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12h
Ah CNET.
Never change

#yougloriousyetincompetentbastards
CNET © Yesterday at 10:05AM Canadian startup TransPod has announced plans to build a hyperloop system named the FluxJet that will travel between Calgary and Alberta at very high speeds.
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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13h
OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
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Michael Kohne @mhkohne.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13h
@cjust @mr_daemon In the real world it's "Those who can't do, teach badly" and "Those who can't do, audit the wrong things". I've been on the auditee side as part of a medical equipment company (monitors only, nothing really vital), and the audits clearly grew out of trying to make people do […]
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15h
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17h
Also while I'm ranting about cryptography:

CISOs, for fucks sake, why are you even going on and on about post-quantum bullshit when you still run Citrix and don't patch your goddamn shit?!?

You're worried about what the optimal bank vault lock is to your screened in porch!
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Kevin Collier @kevincollier.bsky.social · 1d
This kind of news outlet push alert hits different when you work at that news outlet.
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16h
#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
The image is a black and white meme featuring two men, likely John F. Kennedy and Robert Kennedy, in a humorous conversation. The scene appears to be outdoors, with a background of blurred foliage and what seems to be a building facade on the right. The man on the left is seen from the side, wearing a dark suit and tie. His arms are crossed, and his expression is thoughtful. The man on the right is facing the viewer, also in a suit and tie. He has his arms crossed and is looking towards the viewer with a slight smile. Text is overlaid on the image in bold, white font. The man on the right has the text "WE SHOULD START A BAND, BOBBY." above him. The man on the left has the text "YEAH, BUT WHAT WOULD WE NAME IT?" below him. The composition is a balanced, with the two men positioned on either side of the frame, creating a sense of dialogue. The background is simple and does not distract from the main subjects. The overall tone is lighthearted and humorous.
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 19h
@mr_daemon @mhkohne

There is a great saying (that I don't necessarily agree with) that goes

> Those who can't "do," teach.

There's a corollary I believe that should go

> Those who can't "do," audit.

I'm more likely to agree with the second statement.
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mr_daemon @mr-daemon.untrusted.website.ap.brid.gy · 19h
@mhkohne It does reek of `ok we can tick the checkbox` as a process
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mr_daemon @mr-daemon.untrusted.website.ap.brid.gy · 20h
New "hardening" policy at work kills your ssh-agent process after 10 minutes.

Note that this isn't "10 minutes without use on the socket" like gpg-agent does or whatnot, no, it's full on "10 minutes lifetime max".

I would describe this as:

* High friction
* Infuriating
* A great source of […]
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 22h
The Celts may have their White Stag.

Here in the new world, the Canadians have

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/rare-white-beaver-wows-ottawa-area-wildlife-watchers-1.7653588
Rare white beaver wows Ottawa-area wildlife watchers The leucistic rodent has been spied on several ocassions near Perth, Ont. ::Image of the leucistic rodent::
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Kee Hinckley @nazgul.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 1d
There is something really horrifying about realizing that all my travel plans have to involve researching bathroom laws in states I may happen to pass through or have a layover in.
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 1d
Again, oh wise AI overlords, _not_ a pet.

**NOT A PET**
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 1d
AI Art commentary by Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 1d
This pun is magical.
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge.mastodon.africa.ap.brid.gy · 1d
Gavin has had it up to here... I hear 🤔
Screenshot of an email with the subject “Automatic Reply: OOO.” The sender, Gavin Fernand, writes humorously that he is out of the office enjoying his life, hopes the workplace burns down in his absence, and says that unless he finds a giant pile of money, he’ll return on 9/16 to deal with “whatever bullshit” the email is about.
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Hacker Memes @i0null.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 1d
running docker on a raspberry pi
Shipping container loaded on top of a small wooden stern boat which it is clearly too big for
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 1d
This is probably where they keep the archived copy of Clippy™ the Microsoft Assistant.

But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget - no matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never connect him to the internet.

#clippy #clippygeddon #gremlins #donotconnecttotheinternet
The image features a gray Dell laptop sitting on a light gray desk. The laptop is slightly open, revealing a portion of the keyboard. The most prominent feature is a white sticker affixed to the top of the laptop's lid, near the hinge. The sticker has black text that reads "DO NOT CONNECT TO LAN/INTERNET" and features a small skull and crossbones graphic at the beginning of the sentence. The laptop's back edge, where the ports are located, is visible. There are various ports and connectors, including what appear to be a serial port, a VGA port, and USB ports. The Dell logo is visible on the lid of the laptop. The desk the laptop rests on appears to be a standard office desk, with a smooth surface. Underneath the desk, a power strip is visible, with a red light indicating it is powered on. A power cable extends from the power strip, presumably to a wall outlet. The lighting seems to be ambient office lighting, casting soft shadows. The overall color palette is muted, with the gray laptop, desk, and the white and black of the sticker. The composition is a medium shot, focusing on the laptop and the warning sticker. The slightly angled perspective gives a clear view of the laptop's back and the message.
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 1d
#gop #releasealltheepsteinfiles
The image is a meme that parodies a well-known commercial. The top of the image features the word "Republicans" in a font and color scheme reminiscent of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups logo, with yellow text on an orange background. Below this, the meme utilizes a still from what appears to be a vintage commercial featuring two people, a man and a woman, both wearing headsets. The man is on the left, with light-colored hair and a light-colored shirt. He is looking towards the woman with a slightly concerned expression. The woman is on the right, with dark hair and appears to be holding a container of "Peanut Butter". The container is partially obscured by the woman's hand. The background is dimly lit and somewhat out of focus. The text in the image is overlaid on the commercial still. The top text reads "HEY, YOU GOT YOUR RACISM IN MY PEDOPHILIA" and the bottom text reads "NO. YOU GOT YOUR PEDOPHILIA ON MY RACISM". The text is in a white sans-serif font with a black outline, making it stand out against the image.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d
CENSORED: “They refused to run my column this week. Too critical of Trump, they said.”

Writer Dan Conway left The Daily Memphian after editors rejected his column for criticizing Trump’s unconstitutional military incursions into US cities.

Read the censored column: www.facebook.com/share/p/16uP...
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 1d
@paco isn't that the guy who played Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Strange?
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Paco Hope wishes ill for JK Rowling @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 2d
Thanks to my hardware store. New insult unlocked.
Photo of a white plastic bag with a UPC bar code. The text of the product name reads “BALLCOCK SHANK NUT BAG.”
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 2d
#shamelesslystolenfrombluesky

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Machine Pun Kelly F— @kellyscaletta.bsky.social Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary. October 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM © Everybody can reply 3.5K reposts 216 quotes 11K likes 99 saves
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Tim Hergert @cjust.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 2d
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Edwin G. :mapleleafroundel: @edwing.mstdn.moimeme.ca · 2d
Gander International Airport (CYQX) warns about catfishing as people arrive to meet loved ones who don’t exist

https://toronto.citynews.ca/2025/10/06/airport-warns-about-catfishing-as-people-arrive-to-meet-loved-ones-who-dont-exist/
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L'aéroport international de Gander (CYQX) met en garde […]
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