Caesar Wirth
cjwirth.com
Caesar Wirth
@cjwirth.com
software engineer mostly working on apple platforms. some of my posts reflect that, some are more general or personal.
Just thinking about the mom at the Halloween festivities a few weeks back. None of the parents were in costume except maybe one mom who was either wearing a Paddington Bear costume, or maybe she just dresses like that. I didn’t have the heart to ask.
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
On the screen in a taxi, a commercial came on for some new app. The young CEO was wearing a T-Shirt that read “not another chatbot”

He demo’d the product.

It was another LLM powered chatbot.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
We watched Jurassic Park and I was whistling to the music. My wife is usually critical of my lack of music sense (she is professionally trained in music; I am not). Shen she heard me whistle that sped up triumphant return of the trumpet (we all know the part I’m talking about, right?)
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Now I’ve got Immich set up and uploading my iOS photos to my servers, with an automatic nightly cloud backup (and 2 other synced offline backups)

I should be good to stop paying for iCloud storage, but it feels scarier with photos than it did with other stuff (eg music & video streaming, documents)
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Apparently in Berlin there is (was?) a place called "Jesus House" on "Butt Man Street"
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Booked some solo travel. It’s been a minute since I’ve gone it alone.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
That there's no way to see your Apple Card transactions on macOS is such an annoying issue. It's my only card that doesn't penalize me for making transactions outside the USA, but having to go between devices when doing my bookkeeping is super annoying.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It’s November 8. I open up my Zelda game and see that my last save file is from June 22.

This is the reason he takes me so long to beat games…
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
omg I came across some *really* old files. I'll post a few of them in this thread.

First, supposedly created 2000-08-29, I present you the title page for a game I created in RPG Maker 2000.
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Reposted by Caesar Wirth
I found this to be a very compelling argument for why generated AI output (research, images, code, etc) can feel really great to you, while no one receiving that content cares very much.
ai products are boring
a short post
www.notebook.bdmcclay.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
One nice thing about quitting my job is that nobody has messaged me asking what’s going on with $DUOL heh…
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Coca Cola for dinner? Oh I can’t. I wouldn’t be able to handle the caffeine! Says the man who had all too many cups off coffee throughout the day.

That man was me.
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My body lies to me every single time I get sick. Before going to bed, I say, “wow! I feel better than a few days ago. I’ll probably be healthy tomorrow!” Then I wake up and my body says to me, “hahaha, gotcha!”
November 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Shipping a package in Japanese. For special handling options, it had a phrase I hadn't seen before: 天地無用

Apple's native translate feature said: "Heaven and earth are useless"
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I knew a kid who was 4 years old, and who had lost his dad about a year prior. One day “One More Day” by Diamond Rio came on the radio. He said, “oh! this is my mom’s favorite song!”
November 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’ve also had ChatGPT tell me I was “Intuitively Enlightened” and most likely “a new Buddha” after I asked a few questions about what Zen was all about.
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I appreciate the commitment to the bit!

I’m know some people who have had major issues after using ChatGPT like this, so it’s not a joke, and while he makes it humorous, he’s actually demonstrating how this stuff gets to these weird levels, which I think is important to show.

youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Toonami: the segment on Cartoon Network that played anime after school.

"Toon"ami because they are cartoons, right?

But you could also read it "Too" (toe instead of two) "Nami". What would it be then?

東波 (とうなみ): "Eastern Wave"

For a wave of cartoons coming out of the east 🤯
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
“A dismal dawn was breaking when they took her man away
Not knowing what was his crime
Just what he was guilty of not one of them could say
But they’d think of something in time”

Here’s a song that seems as applicable today as it was when it was released.

youtu.be/gzqjNgNDi9o
Free the People
YouTube video by The Dubliners - Topic
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I would like to separate art from artist but I find it really hard to ignore the voice in the back of my mind reminding me of who made it. Even if I didn’t pay anything to support them or anything, partaking in it makes me feel guilty.
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
How does LinkedIn have the same problem as other recommendation systems? Why send me an email with nothing but job openings for the company I just left?
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
This tree has seen some shit
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Trying to access my old bank account and it seems like in order to verify my identity they want to do it in the most easiest-to-fake way possible.
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Getting my residence card was a goal I had for the last few weeks. But rather than being an endpoint, it’s become the starting point of a ton of other paperwork 😵‍💫
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The only reason I can calculate multiples of 180 is thanks to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
October 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM