cpkuske
@ckuske.bsky.social
Men of quality respect women’s equality. Great whistling, said no one, ever. 40 year denizen of NYC, white trash from NE Iowa, proud Hawkeye.
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A fair inference from “I loved the torture video“ is that there were other videos as well.
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
A fair inference from “I loved the torture video“ is that there were other videos as well.
Formula 1 team Cadillac is confident it will resolve a dispute with filmmaker Michael Bay @apnews.com
Formula 1 team Cadillac is confident it will resolve a dispute with filmmaker Michael Bay.
Cadillac F1 team confident it can resolve lawsuit with Michael Bay
Formula 1 team Cadillac is confident it will resolve a dispute with filmmaker Michael Bay. Bay is suing them for $1.5 million.
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February 10, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Formula 1 team Cadillac is confident it will resolve a dispute with filmmaker Michael Bay @apnews.com
Kitten thinks
About Nothing
But Killing All Day
About Nothing
But Killing All Day
Stock up on Onion-branded family heirlooms so your loved ones will have something to pry from your cold dead hands. https://store.theonion.com/products/the-sports-team-from-my-area-headline-hooded-sweatshirt?variant=44606207393861
February 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Kitten thinks
About Nothing
But Killing All Day
About Nothing
But Killing All Day
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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The Winter Olympics start today, and we will feel pride and honor for our country.
But when we see our criminal, delusional President, we feel none of those things.
I’ve faced off with him before, and now I’m ready to take him on in Congress.
But when we see our criminal, delusional President, we feel none of those things.
I’ve faced off with him before, and now I’m ready to take him on in Congress.
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
The Winter Olympics start today, and we will feel pride and honor for our country.
But when we see our criminal, delusional President, we feel none of those things.
I’ve faced off with him before, and now I’m ready to take him on in Congress.
But when we see our criminal, delusional President, we feel none of those things.
I’ve faced off with him before, and now I’m ready to take him on in Congress.
As a life long preppie, take me at my word that the Ralph Lauren USA sweater looks great and the craftsmanship is shit.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
As a life long preppie, take me at my word that the Ralph Lauren USA sweater looks great and the craftsmanship is shit.
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This is brilliant. I'm so grateful for this testimony. I've transcribed it to use in letters I'm writing. Sharing the full transcription here (see alt text to copy/paste it):
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
This is brilliant. I'm so grateful for this testimony. I've transcribed it to use in letters I'm writing. Sharing the full transcription here (see alt text to copy/paste it):
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Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview"
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview"
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
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The director of Melania movie
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The director of Melania movie
I’d think there’s enough proof Drumpf cheats at golf to close the debate he’s an asshole worse than Lance Armstrong.
January 28, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I’d think there’s enough proof Drumpf cheats at golf to close the debate he’s an asshole worse than Lance Armstrong.
Where is Jesse Gemstone? Bless our hearts!
(CNN) - The fast-growing measles outbreak in South Carolina is now the largest in the United States since the disease was declared eliminated in this country more than two decades ago.
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January 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Where is Jesse Gemstone? Bless our hearts!
Source?
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Source?
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She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.
I acknowledge how they feel and ask them how they came to be this way. I ask them ‘who hurt you’ and try empathy.
Worth trying, never will know if it worked. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Worth trying, never will know if it worked. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The biggest obstacle we face as a society in getting people to accept reality about Trump is that it requires people to face reality about themselves and about ourselves as a society.
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I acknowledge how they feel and ask them how they came to be this way. I ask them ‘who hurt you’ and try empathy.
Worth trying, never will know if it worked. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Worth trying, never will know if it worked. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Looking forward to hearing you talk him into it.
Andy McCabe could do the funniest thing right now.
JUST IN: Federal judges Virginia are seeking applicants to succeed Lindsey Halligan as interim U.S. attorney, whose 120-day appointment expires today, they say. www.vaed.uscourts.gov/sites/vaed/f...
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Looking forward to hearing you talk him into it.
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Oh, look. The white president who thinks that asylum seekers come from insane asylums, that the Norwegian government gives out the Nobel Peace Prize, that stealth bombers are invisible to the naked eye, and that windmills cause cancer is talking about which black people have a "low IQ" again.
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Oh, look. The white president who thinks that asylum seekers come from insane asylums, that the Norwegian government gives out the Nobel Peace Prize, that stealth bombers are invisible to the naked eye, and that windmills cause cancer is talking about which black people have a "low IQ" again.
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Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
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Local assisted living facilities are taking additional security measures because the residents don’t want their care to be interrupted when ICE abducts their staff. Schools are closed for the safety of students, faculty, and staff. There is no facet of society or stage of life unaffected.
Not an exaggeration at all to say that the feeling in Minneapolis is that the entire metro area is being treated as occupied territory by federal agents. Impossible to overstate how overwhelmingly people here do not like it. This does not feel sustainable.
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Local assisted living facilities are taking additional security measures because the residents don’t want their care to be interrupted when ICE abducts their staff. Schools are closed for the safety of students, faculty, and staff. There is no facet of society or stage of life unaffected.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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The first supermoon and meteor shower of 2026 will compete for dominance in January skies.
The year's first meteor shower and supermoon clash in January skies
The year’s first supermoon and meteor shower will compete for dominance in January skies. The Quadrantid meteor shower peaks Friday night into Saturday morning, but fewer than 10 meteors will be visible per hour due to light from Saturday's supermoon.
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December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The first supermoon and meteor shower of 2026 will compete for dominance in January skies.
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The Onion prepares the way for the Venezuela War
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Onion prepares the way for the Venezuela War
Only one week to go, see you next Tuesday!
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Only one week to go, see you next Tuesday!
Netflix did a good job on your Armageddon captions (excellently parsed/timed).
Chappelle’s Unstoppable captions step on nearly every punchline. Fucking shame.
Both of you deserve to be better served.
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@mrrickygervais.bsky.social
Chappelle’s Unstoppable captions step on nearly every punchline. Fucking shame.
Both of you deserve to be better served.
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@mrrickygervais.bsky.social
Mortality streams on Netflix December 30th. I’ll have a quick nap and then start work on my next tour. Tickets on sale Friday at 10am.
December 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Netflix did a good job on your Armageddon captions (excellently parsed/timed).
Chappelle’s Unstoppable captions step on nearly every punchline. Fucking shame.
Both of you deserve to be better served.
Timing is
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everything.
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social
Chappelle’s Unstoppable captions step on nearly every punchline. Fucking shame.
Both of you deserve to be better served.
Timing is
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everything.
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social