clammy sam
@clammysam.bsky.social
here, queer, really enjoying wheat thins. she/her
i’m hotter than the fish
August 31, 2023 at 3:57 PM
i’m hotter than the fish
has hulk hogan ruined the word “brother” for anyone else?
July 11, 2023 at 6:12 AM
has hulk hogan ruined the word “brother” for anyone else?
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the whores are learning to code I repeat the whores are learning to code 🚨🚨🚨
July 6, 2023 at 4:45 PM
the whores are learning to code I repeat the whores are learning to code 🚨🚨🚨
looked at the weather... smoke, flash flood warning, and✨potential✨for gusty winds and hail.
dream big y’all
dream big y’all
July 1, 2023 at 8:38 PM
looked at the weather... smoke, flash flood warning, and✨potential✨for gusty winds and hail.
dream big y’all
dream big y’all
does anyone know about the snakes on a plane soundtrack 🤯
June 23, 2023 at 12:28 AM
does anyone know about the snakes on a plane soundtrack 🤯
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You're going in the submarine, Elon
June 21, 2023 at 8:38 PM
You're going in the submarine, Elon
stoner in the attic. dinosaur in the basement.
June 20, 2023 at 11:23 PM
stoner in the attic. dinosaur in the basement.
*shimmy shimmy* I flirt with hot girls online *shimmy shimmy* I am “NOT” a creep *shimmy shimmy* i’ve got suspicious eyebrows
- me doing an impression of my best friends crush
- me doing an impression of my best friends crush
June 20, 2023 at 4:38 AM
*shimmy shimmy* I flirt with hot girls online *shimmy shimmy* I am “NOT” a creep *shimmy shimmy* i’ve got suspicious eyebrows
- me doing an impression of my best friends crush
- me doing an impression of my best friends crush
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If I'm paying $250k for a Titanic tour I better die
June 19, 2023 at 7:33 PM
If I'm paying $250k for a Titanic tour I better die
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I’m terrified of orcas but in the way I’m terrified of beautiful women
June 18, 2023 at 2:44 AM
I’m terrified of orcas but in the way I’m terrified of beautiful women
you too, pookie baby. ily. slay
June 18, 2023 at 4:38 AM
you too, pookie baby. ily. slay
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wishing a very happy Leave Your Husbands, Kill Your Children, Practice Witchcraft, Destroy Capitalism, and Become Lesbians Day to all who celebrate
June 8, 2023 at 1:08 PM
wishing a very happy Leave Your Husbands, Kill Your Children, Practice Witchcraft, Destroy Capitalism, and Become Lesbians Day to all who celebrate
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Im midwest sober (haven’t had ranch in 24 hours)
June 8, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Im midwest sober (haven’t had ranch in 24 hours)
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for every child who scrambled to find the remote every time 700 club started playing on abc family
June 8, 2023 at 8:09 PM
for every child who scrambled to find the remote every time 700 club started playing on abc family
what happens when you take a swig of your micellar water instead of your water water ?
June 7, 2023 at 8:27 PM
what happens when you take a swig of your micellar water instead of your water water ?
now that i’m on prozac, i can listen to sad music without wanting to drown. what a development !
June 6, 2023 at 9:39 PM
now that i’m on prozac, i can listen to sad music without wanting to drown. what a development !
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flight attendant: is there a doctor on board
me: i have a doctorate in physics
flight attendant: this man is dying
me: it's ok the plane will weigh the same
me: i have a doctorate in physics
flight attendant: this man is dying
me: it's ok the plane will weigh the same
June 6, 2023 at 1:25 AM
flight attendant: is there a doctor on board
me: i have a doctorate in physics
flight attendant: this man is dying
me: it's ok the plane will weigh the same
me: i have a doctorate in physics
flight attendant: this man is dying
me: it's ok the plane will weigh the same
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Shoshanna got a new hat today.
Clearly she’s thrilled. 😅😂
Clearly she’s thrilled. 😅😂
June 4, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Shoshanna got a new hat today.
Clearly she’s thrilled. 😅😂
Clearly she’s thrilled. 😅😂