it ought to be interesting to see who wins the super bowl. at the end of the day you never know

it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

I love how many old scifi stories are just like “what do you met an old man and he told you a fucked up story?” I think all media should be presented like this.

I’m from the 1900s why am I being forced to use outlook’s search function

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