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@clarencejohnson.bsky.social
I’ll be coming home, wait for me

Iowa City

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Rod Sullivan
does every city have their own curtis sliwa
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So my favorite spot has a deal where you can become part of their waste program and buy a crate of unsorted 45s for twenty bucks. So I’m going to make a beat tape using all of these.
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Belinda Carlisle eat your heart out
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’ve always said Tom Skerritt is the working man’s Paul Newman
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
lol my mom has complimented this twice tonight, “it’s got a little pizazz to it”
Taking my buddy to dig at my favorite local spot and have decided to wear second most annoying shirt I own
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Taking my buddy to dig at my favorite local spot and have decided to wear second most annoying shirt I own
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
RIP to a real one

youtu.be/X58DGmZMMB4?...
Canção Postal
YouTube video by Lô Borges - Topic
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Waking up to the news that a member of the Bush administration has died rather than see a Muslim elected Mayor of New York
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Long on signs, short on wonders
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
There are secret teams of 1000x engineers inside every major AI firm working on “the piss problem” and all of them are existentially depressed
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I have a new album coming out tomorrow on @triplicaterecords.com

You can snag it a day early on @mirlo.space
mirlo.space/timerival/re...
Sky Blue, Pale Rose
An album by Time Rival
mirlo.space
October 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Me & Clancy's review of the new @timerival.net album
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This dumbshit did no market fit research. TempleOS exists!
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I have to imagine that KJP’s flaying is seen as an object of cruel hilarity for the people in Biden’s admin who were actually making decisions. Blinken and Sullivan have to be laughing their asses off at 1. Wanting to defend yourself publicly 2. Thinking that’s a lane to redemption or success
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I never even prayed for Grimes to have a downfall yet it’s arriving daily like a flow of brushed Amazon Prime deliveries
October 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Full goddamn day of being the Advocating Caretaker. Ready to be Clance again soon.
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Just a reminder if you're in the Iowa City area, you can already vote at the Johnson County Admin building. ICCSD school board, IC city counsel, and coralville city counsel.
@dbsiowa.bsky.social is running for school board!
October 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
No free clout!
October 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Slaves built the White House and it’s long overdue to be completely destroyed. They got Al Capone for tax evasion, after all.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If you want to make a grown ass man cry, send him a picture of his blind, elderly dog snuggling his elderly mother after she’s taken a fall while he’s traveling for work.
October 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Because there’s no baseball till Friday I have to get my sports in… less conventional ways
57 Trees Hitting Houses 🌲🏠
YouTube video by HaveYouSeenThisChannel
www.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Would you trust this man with your database architecture?
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Say what you will about the consent factory, it has hired some of our smartest talented and gifted students.
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Jesperish is proof that taste cannot be bought at any price, but that success can be obtained knowing that and not caring a whit
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I always assume there’s either a secret family, a host of NDAs with yearly maintenance payments, or ludicrous addictive behavior driving this kind of grubbing. You should too.
Jon Hamm doing ads for sports gambling apps, Idris Elba shilling AI nonsense — all my beautiful idols are dead and my enemies are in power
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM