Caleb Doyle
@classicdoyle.bsky.social
31 - Kansas City - I write about music (UPROXX, Post-Trash, Swim Into The Sound)
Check out my weekly new music blog @ https://nightswimmingblog.substack.com/
Check out my weekly new music blog @ https://nightswimmingblog.substack.com/
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person from philadelphia ordering a sandwich:
yeah, one hoogie please
yeah, one hoogie please
The best way to tell Americans, Australians and English people apart is ask them what they would call a guy named “Howard.” Americans will say Hoogie, Aussies will say Hordo and English people would call him Hozza.
March 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
person from philadelphia ordering a sandwich:
yeah, one hoogie please
yeah, one hoogie please
Nightswimming's Best of 2025!
50 albums, 20 tracks, and a bunch of great film photos!
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December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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For the second year in a row, Pitchfork's album of the year is a self-released bizarro experimental record that's unavailable on Spotify, a beautiful reminder that there remain meaningful ways to release and consume music without lining Daniel Ek's pockets.
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
For the second year in a row, Pitchfork's album of the year is a self-released bizarro experimental record that's unavailable on Spotify, a beautiful reminder that there remain meaningful ways to release and consume music without lining Daniel Ek's pockets.
Why do they keep broadcasting these cabinet meetings??? Lol
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Why do they keep broadcasting these cabinet meetings??? Lol
Old Man Yells at Cloud shit.
If you don’t recognize most of the names on the End of Year lists, whose fault is that?? The lists??
If you don’t recognize most of the names on the End of Year lists, whose fault is that?? The lists??
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Old Man Yells at Cloud shit.
If you don’t recognize most of the names on the End of Year lists, whose fault is that?? The lists??
If you don’t recognize most of the names on the End of Year lists, whose fault is that?? The lists??
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this is the guy whose house got blown up at the beginning of Atlantic City
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
this is the guy whose house got blown up at the beginning of Atlantic City
Why does The Grinch have a blowout?
they'll really give a celebrity meal to just about anyone these days
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Why does The Grinch have a blowout?
Friendly reminder that Cameron Winter’s Heavy Metal came out in 2024 :)
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Friendly reminder that Cameron Winter’s Heavy Metal came out in 2024 :)
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Wrote about death, grief, and The Last Waltz for a special Thanksgiving issue of Nightswimming!
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The Clouds Never Hung So Low Before: Traditions, Grief, and The Last Waltz
This blog should be read LOUD!
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November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wrote about death, grief, and The Last Waltz for a special Thanksgiving issue of Nightswimming!
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I have an idea for him, bur fair warning it’s permanent!
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I have an idea for him, bur fair warning it’s permanent!
Wrote about death, grief, and The Last Waltz for a special Thanksgiving issue of Nightswimming!
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
The Clouds Never Hung So Low Before: Traditions, Grief, and The Last Waltz
This blog should be read LOUD!
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wrote about death, grief, and The Last Waltz for a special Thanksgiving issue of Nightswimming!
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
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ResistLibs are addicted to AI Slop
LOL, inside the White House today. Dude REALLY got red pilled this time!
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
ResistLibs are addicted to AI Slop
I know she runs that shit like the Navy
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I know she runs that shit like the Navy
Okay, as someone who has hovered around 4 bills for years, I feel I can speak with authority on this.
Just a small PART of why the quiet piggy thing feels so awful, aside from the deeply-rooted misogyny, is that Donald Trump himself is a disgusting, fat, squirty little pig.
Just a small PART of why the quiet piggy thing feels so awful, aside from the deeply-rooted misogyny, is that Donald Trump himself is a disgusting, fat, squirty little pig.
I don’t make much of what he says in front of a camera anymore. It’s been basically 10 years of increasingly asinine shit.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Okay, as someone who has hovered around 4 bills for years, I feel I can speak with authority on this.
Just a small PART of why the quiet piggy thing feels so awful, aside from the deeply-rooted misogyny, is that Donald Trump himself is a disgusting, fat, squirty little pig.
Just a small PART of why the quiet piggy thing feels so awful, aside from the deeply-rooted misogyny, is that Donald Trump himself is a disgusting, fat, squirty little pig.
Train Dreams one of the most beautiful-looking movies I’ve ever seen. Every single frame was a revelation.
Don’t watch it on your phone like Netflix wants.
Don’t watch it on your phone like Netflix wants.
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Train Dreams one of the most beautiful-looking movies I’ve ever seen. Every single frame was a revelation.
Don’t watch it on your phone like Netflix wants.
Don’t watch it on your phone like Netflix wants.
I don’t make much of what he says in front of a camera anymore. It’s been basically 10 years of increasingly asinine shit.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don’t make much of what he says in front of a camera anymore. It’s been basically 10 years of increasingly asinine shit.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
“Quiet, piggy” is fucking CRAAAAZY, even for him.
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(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
Nightswimming is a weekly newsletter about new music from the previous week. No criticism, only telling you about cool stuff that sounds good, in the hopes you’ll find a new album you like.
I will never invoke RFK’s brain worm.
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I will never invoke RFK’s brain worm.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Nightswimming is a weekly newsletter about new music from the previous week. No criticism, only telling you about cool stuff that sounds good, in the hopes you’ll find a new album you like.
I will never invoke RFK’s brain worm.
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
I will never invoke RFK’s brain worm.
open.substack.com/pub/nightswi...
Project Prometheus. Palantir.
Nonzero chance one of these fucking dipshits names their new shiny cash cow, Hindenberg 2 or something.
Nonzero chance one of these fucking dipshits names their new shiny cash cow, Hindenberg 2 or something.
The Amazon founder and former CEO will be co-CEO of Project Prometheus, The New York Times Reported.
Jeff Bezos Is a CEO Again. Here's What His New $6B Project Is All About
The Amazon founder and former CEO will be co-CEO of Project Prometheus, The New York Times Reported.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Project Prometheus. Palantir.
Nonzero chance one of these fucking dipshits names their new shiny cash cow, Hindenberg 2 or something.
Nonzero chance one of these fucking dipshits names their new shiny cash cow, Hindenberg 2 or something.
If you’re voluntarily watching Cowboys-Raiders, raise your hand. I will come to your house and hit you in the temple with a ball peen hammer.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If you’re voluntarily watching Cowboys-Raiders, raise your hand. I will come to your house and hit you in the temple with a ball peen hammer.
Woke 2 is imminent
US appeals court upholds hate crime convictions of 3 white men in 2020 killing of Ahmaud Arbery
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US appeals court upholds hate crime convictions of 3 white men in 2020 killing of Ahmaud Arbery
A federal appeals court has upheld the hate crime convictions of three white men who chased and killed Ahmaud Arbery in Georgia more than five years ago. The 11th U.S.
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November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Woke 2 is imminent