Cliff Rives
@cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Movie fan (007 superfan), fan and amateur purveyor of movie snark (MST3K, Svengoolie, Rifftrax, The Mads). Mostly harmless.
Sometimes people just think of the same joke, and sometimes people just steal a joke. You tell me, #Svengoolie fans, which one does this look like?
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Sometimes people just think of the same joke, and sometimes people just steal a joke. You tell me, #Svengoolie fans, which one does this look like?
Reposted by Cliff Rives
Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
I'm starting to think they lost the last 20 pages of the script and everyone just winged it.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I'm starting to think they lost the last 20 pages of the script and everyone just winged it.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Another victim of cat scratch fever.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Another victim of cat scratch fever.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
I keep getting Rod Steiger vibes from this guy
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I keep getting Rod Steiger vibes from this guy
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
When your 6 year old wraps your Christmas gift.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
When your 6 year old wraps your Christmas gift.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Yeah, these guys are terrible, but it's still better health care than I get from my HMO.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Yeah, these guys are terrible, but it's still better health care than I get from my HMO.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Two things, doc: 1) The movie isn't in 3D, and 2) even if it was, the glasses don't work when you're IN THE FILM!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Two things, doc: 1) The movie isn't in 3D, and 2) even if it was, the glasses don't work when you're IN THE FILM!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Trying to look interested while Basil Exposition drones on...
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Trying to look interested while Basil Exposition drones on...
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
For the last time, I'm not Richard Chamberlain!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
For the last time, I'm not Richard Chamberlain!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
I keep waiting for an Indiana Jones movie or a Captain Marvel serial to break out.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I keep waiting for an Indiana Jones movie or a Captain Marvel serial to break out.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
This is the closest Hammer films ever get to subtlety.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
This is the closest Hammer films ever get to subtlety.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
So far, the guy in the asylum is the only male character I don't want dead by the third act.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
So far, the guy in the asylum is the only male character I don't want dead by the third act.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
That's the outfit Vampirella wears when she visits her grandparents.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
That's the outfit Vampirella wears when she visits her grandparents.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
On the plus side, she now saves 50% on her manicures.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
On the plus side, she now saves 50% on her manicures.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
I don't think I've ever seen a mummy movie from Hammer, tonight's #Svengoolie could be fun.
January 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I don't think I've ever seen a mummy movie from Hammer, tonight's #Svengoolie could be fun.
The end of Xmas Movie Season reminds me of Randy Newman's lyric about children: "Even though you love 'em, you're always kinda glad when they go away."
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The end of Xmas Movie Season reminds me of Randy Newman's lyric about children: "Even though you love 'em, you're always kinda glad when they go away."
He looks like the world's tallest Oompa Loompa.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
He looks like the world's tallest Oompa Loompa.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
"[The atomic war] was short, lasted about 48 hours."
Also the length of the average Cher marriage.
#Svengoolie
Also the length of the average Cher marriage.
#Svengoolie
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"[The atomic war] was short, lasted about 48 hours."
Also the length of the average Cher marriage.
#Svengoolie
Also the length of the average Cher marriage.
#Svengoolie
My annual reminder that #ItsAWonderfulLife features this all-time banger of a line.
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My annual reminder that #ItsAWonderfulLife features this all-time banger of a line.
Reposted by Cliff Rives
Alex Jones is calling Candice Owens crazy. Has all the moral weight of Ted Bundy criticizing Aileen Wuornos.
December 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Alex Jones is calling Candice Owens crazy. Has all the moral weight of Ted Bundy criticizing Aileen Wuornos.
Reposted by Cliff Rives
Happy 100th birthday to one of my greatest inspirations - Dick Van Dyke! The world has been a happier place for all the joy you’ve brought to it!
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Happy 100th birthday to one of my greatest inspirations - Dick Van Dyke! The world has been a happier place for all the joy you’ve brought to it!
Now I'm wondering if DDA and The Taking of Pelham One Two Three could've happened on the same day.
I wonder how many other robberies are taking place right now, since the entire NYPD is just standing around this bank #DogDayAfternoon #TCMParty
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Now I'm wondering if DDA and The Taking of Pelham One Two Three could've happened on the same day.