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UK, northerner. I like #fpl, the radio, cricket. Cishet. Millennial. Suspicious of anyone who follows me. He/him
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Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Lead academic Dr. Tricia Squire explained: “If we know one thing about life, it’s that nothing changes. That’s why they say ‘this too shall not pass.’”
Study finds that how you happen to feel right now is how you’ve always felt and will always feel
The feeling you happen to have in this precise moment is a permanent state of affairs, a new study has revealed.  According to a new clinical trial, emotions and physical sensations are static and…
thedailytism.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Sound ON!!
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The life insurance ads on the #cricket, the ones with the wee dug, are particularly grating
July 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A general core problem with social media is people saying something when nothing would be better
July 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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i will fight for you once more jeremy
July 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Every time I don’t like something that’s popular I think of this image and it cracks me up
May 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Great cap to wear if you’re attending a business meeting or negotiating a deal. You could really destabilise people’s sense of reality with it. Everyone would silently wonder about what the fuck is on your head. They’d deplete valuable intellectual resources. They’d be in the palm of your hand.
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Convinced tea doesn’t taste right if it’s stirred with a desert spoon
January 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Maybe unpopular, or uncool opinion but Coldplay’s Christmas song is up there with the best
December 25, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast

MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Niche complaint, but why spend a load of time, energy, equipment etc. recording a kickarse thunderstorm - for meditation or sleep or whatever - without making sure it loops properly? The sound of heavy weather stopping instantly in your headphones when you’re half-asleep is a real primal jump-scare!
December 16, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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Someone needs to invent some kind of online calculator whereby we Brits can put in our recent healthcare appointments/meds/experiences and it’ll calculate what it would cost on average in the USA. Just to hammer home how bloody lucky we are to have the NHS and how fiercely we need to protect it.
December 7, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Take a tip from Mr. Paul Anker 🎼🎹
again, to emphasize: DO NOT DUNK ON THESE CREEPS.

a core part of their grift is getting negative enagement & then boosting that outrage for media attention.

very similar to how Westboro Baptist Church picketed the victims of school shootings.

ignore, block, & deny them your emotions & attention.
December 7, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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Everton v Liverpool has been Postponed due to Storm Darragh
December 7, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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The kind of weirdos you find on the internet:
December 4, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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"I've been wondering why artists are required to dream up liberation in the gallery, but when that dream meets life we are shut down" ❤️
Last night Turner Prize 2024 winner Jasleen Kaur used her acceptance speech to stand in solidarity with the Palestinian people, to demand an end to institutional complicity in Israels genocide & to call for an immediate arms embargo.
December 4, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Has anyone managed to nail exactly why LinkedIn feels so insane?
December 2, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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Stay far, far away from a No Nut November household today... and every day— but mainly today
December 1, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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Aside from the pathos of this (Windows also where Bryan Ferry would buy jazz records in the early 60s) it brings home how fucked urban retail is. There’s now an elaborate Edwardian arcade in the absolute centre of Newcastle that’s 50% empty
November 30, 2024 at 7:37 AM
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My statement on the Assisted Dying Bill.
November 29, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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Talk to anyone who’s excelled in a field they got into to make a difference and you’ll find them jaded after a few years once they realize that the system is set up to make sure obvious and universally known solutions are never implemented and known crises are simply managed as cheaply as possible.
November 27, 2024 at 5:00 PM