clitasaurus-rex.bsky.social
@clitasaurus-rex.bsky.social
Things have devolved. I'm eating Steakhouse Funyuns after 11 pm
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Energy I'm bringing into 2026

-a rhinestone opryland custom suit
-90's angry women
-nude gardners
-the Titus Trident gum audition
-a badass tambourine player
-Siobhán McSweeney in the Dish interview
-Beth Ditto
-an opposum

Get on board or gtfo
January 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Things I will not be on 2026:

-focussed on losing weight
-more grateful
-on time
-the most helpful person in a work meeting
-For everyone
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
In 2026 I might learn to play tambourine ...so you just WATCH OUT
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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Every Apple event
September 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I am disappointed at a diner. They don't have biscuits and gravy OR patty melts. Is this common in New England? I was looking forward to all the diners around here but now I'm wondering...
August 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Thinking today about the guy whose daughter brought him a crayon drawing, and since it was early days of AI, he fed the drawing to it and then showed his daughter how it could generate hundreds of drawings just like hers... And he was surprised when she went ".. oh..." and just walked away
Oh God, he’s gonna make a baby Hitler robot
July 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Today I touched the cloth hand of a televangelist puppet. It was very soft. #fuzzythemusical
July 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Me: I'll go to this puppet musical this afternoon with Liam. Not a bad way to pass a Saturday afternoon
Me after seeing said musical : *stuck in a grief hangover*.
July 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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you see, the fascism is just a distraction from the fascism, I am very smart
June 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just did a search and saw that you can buy tire puncturing spikes for like $16...

I wonder how effective they would be at slowing down vehicles of masked thugs terrorizing communities....
June 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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When a child’s scream echoes across the earth unanswered, the silence is not peace, it is the sound of humanity taking its last breath.
June 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Those who are voting for ICE should lead by example. First we investigate them to see if they are exploiting workers in their service or businesses. Then we punish the employers. Then they can lead the way on protecting American jobs.
June 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Devastating. The cowardice and the betrayal of an incomparable news brand.
Scoop: CBS News pulled a "60 Minutes" segment that focused on job losses at the Internal Revenue Service hours before it was scheduled to air, replacing it with a feature story on Cajun music.

Story: www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
May 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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conservatives sort of gave up on making their own institutions/intellectuals that could actually compete on the merits is a large part of what happened I think. it's a self reinforcing cycle too. your ideas and policies get dumber, you select away from smart people wanting to be part of your project
April 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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can't normalize without normies. make your peace with this now
Building a mass movement (instead of a subculture) will require a lot of cringe, so get comfortable with it
April 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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IT'S OFFICIAL. I WROTE MY FIRST BOOK! 🤯

#TheDoubleTax unpacks the cost of being a woman, why the bill runs higher for women of color, and how closing the gaps moves us ALL forward. #blacksky #booksky #econsky

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March 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm afraid to learn much more about the Pres of Mexico, due to being a happily married woman who has fallen in love with her a little each time she shows up in my feeds.
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE.

(President of Mexico on International Women’s Day)
March 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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happy international women’s day!
March 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I have a deep appreciation for both @amberruffin.bsky.social and @alexedelman.bsky.social, but seeing them together on Have I Got News For You for You is a sweet tonic. Both are fully secured in the dream party guest list.
March 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Let the record show I love Have I Got News For You @cnn.com @roywoodjr.bsky.social @amberruffin.bsky.social @michaelianblack.bsky.social . They have my favorite people on talking me through present insanity.
March 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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My beef with Hakeem Jeffries is he acts like he’s still in the state senate and not leading what should be the shadow government for an international super power

Sir you are censoring Dems rather than defining a vision for America
March 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am very disappointed in this article. I was on a rerouted plane. We were trapped on a 1.5 hr flight for 6 hours and abandoned by @americanair.bsky.social
#transportation #reporters I have receipts if you care. Will avoid #DCA and flying American whenever possible now.
February 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM