Dr. Jessie Christiansen
@aussiastronomer.bsky.social
Caltech/IPAC Planet Hunter | Chief Scientist, NASA Exoplanet Science Institute | @TEDFellow | Science consultant | General Nerd | My views are not the views of NASA | She/her
One time my husband and I were asked to bring 'a dessert' to his family's Thanksgiving that we were driving six hours to attend. We made a box brownie mix the night before and brought it in the car with us that day.
Turns out it was THE dessert for 20+ people.
Turns out it was THE dessert for 20+ people.
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I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One time my husband and I were asked to bring 'a dessert' to his family's Thanksgiving that we were driving six hours to attend. We made a box brownie mix the night before and brought it in the car with us that day.
Turns out it was THE dessert for 20+ people.
Turns out it was THE dessert for 20+ people.
Ohhh I see. They couldn't let Democrats get the credit for the extension, so they waited them out, re-opened the government, *then* extended the subsidies so Trump could get the credit.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ohhh I see. They couldn't let Democrats get the credit for the extension, so they waited them out, re-opened the government, *then* extended the subsidies so Trump could get the credit.
TFW the most anticipated test match in two years is over in two days. #Ashes
a man sitting in a field of yellow flowers
Alt: a man sitting in a field of yellow flowers
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November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
TFW the most anticipated test match in two years is over in two days. #Ashes
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November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Surprise highlight after the DGA #WickedForGood screening - Ava DuVernay sat down with Jon M. Chu to chat about how this moment felt after five years of development and even more of dreams.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Surprise highlight after the DGA #WickedForGood screening - Ava DuVernay sat down with Jon M. Chu to chat about how this moment felt after five years of development and even more of dreams.
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We got creative with the homemade pretzels tonight. If you squint, maybe you can see the dragon.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
We got creative with the homemade pretzels tonight. If you squint, maybe you can see the dragon.
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Reposted by Dr. Jessie Christiansen
Not a reference to the wonderful STAR TREK: VOYAGER episode "Distant Origin".
(Where at least some dinosaurs were sentient, developed spaceflight, left Earth, and built a civilization in the Delta Quadrant)
(Where at least some dinosaurs were sentient, developed spaceflight, left Earth, and built a civilization in the Delta Quadrant)
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Not a reference to the wonderful STAR TREK: VOYAGER episode "Distant Origin".
(Where at least some dinosaurs were sentient, developed spaceflight, left Earth, and built a civilization in the Delta Quadrant)
(Where at least some dinosaurs were sentient, developed spaceflight, left Earth, and built a civilization in the Delta Quadrant)
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Wow ok :)
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Wow ok :)
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When an impossibly large space meets a ludicrously long time…
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When an impossibly large space meets a ludicrously long time…
Caution: the ten-year-olds have discovered the Macarena. I repeat: the ten-year-olds have discovered the Macarena.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Caution: the ten-year-olds have discovered the Macarena. I repeat: the ten-year-olds have discovered the Macarena.
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More than ready for more of this:
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
More than ready for more of this:
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The Barmy Army spending longer in a plane to watch the first test than they did actually watching the first test will never not be funny
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The Barmy Army spending longer in a plane to watch the first test than they did actually watching the first test will never not be funny
I would simply not swing at a ball bowled at *does math* eighth stump. #Ashes #ArmchairAshes
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I would simply not swing at a ball bowled at *does math* eighth stump. #Ashes #ArmchairAshes
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Reposted by Dr. Jessie Christiansen
and you thought queuing at the co-op took forever
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
and you thought queuing at the co-op took forever
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'“It’s the most shortsighted lack of investment by a federal government since before the Abbott government. And they were stupid," [a former long-serving researcher at #CSIRO] said.'
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne..., article by @sbasfordcanales.bsky.social and @donnadlu.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne..., article by @sbasfordcanales.bsky.social and @donnadlu.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
'“It’s the most shortsighted lack of investment by a federal government since before the Abbott government. And they were stupid," [a former long-serving researcher at #CSIRO] said.'
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne..., article by @sbasfordcanales.bsky.social and @donnadlu.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne..., article by @sbasfordcanales.bsky.social and @donnadlu.bsky.social
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This is so fuckin cool
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is so fuckin cool
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MIND BLOWN. Ugh I love thinking about geologic time. I literally switched my major at the last minute in college because of it. Such an odd duck I am, looking always for other odd ducks in the universe, and so happy when I find them.
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
MIND BLOWN. Ugh I love thinking about geologic time. I literally switched my major at the last minute in college because of it. Such an odd duck I am, looking always for other odd ducks in the universe, and so happy when I find them.
It’s Friday night.
I’ve done enough this week.
You’ve done enough this week.
I’ve done enough this week.
You’ve done enough this week.
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s Friday night.
I’ve done enough this week.
You’ve done enough this week.
I’ve done enough this week.
You’ve done enough this week.
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It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It's Friday, and apparently bluesky is ready for this fun revelation:
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.
Dinosaurs lived on the other side the Galaxy.