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Egg Cuber (1977)
Kitchen device compacts and shapes a hard boiled egg into a square. "Makes a Square Egg" Egg Cuber box with an illustration of a hen laying a square egg "?#! OUCH!" A sliced square shaped hard-boiled egg
April 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Conclave? More Like ConcRAVE, amirite?
April 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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✨️ I M A G I N E ✨️ 😍
slime-golem.biz Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · Feb 15
Big egg, it's a big egg.
a headline reads the following (it is from The Independent): Space Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say A new study has seen scientists unexpectedly find that the inner core of our planet is changing its physical nature Andrew Griffin Monday 10 February 2025 06:25 GMT Comments
February 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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*kazoos "Entry of the Gladiators"*
February 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Clowning is serious business.
#clown #Grimaldi #egg
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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They even look like Muppets 👏 👏 👏
thegodpodcast.com God @thegodpodcast.com · Jan 28
Let Denmark cook.
January 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Their boody, their choice
funkelly.bsky.social Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Jan 28
ghosts👏 don’t👏 owe 👏 you 👏 a 👏 haunting 👏
January 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Grade A eggs are the Gucci belt of the ovoeconomy, but a flex is a flex. 🥚💲
#egg #Gucci #eggonomics ##ChefTips
cheftips.bsky.social chef tits @cheftips.bsky.social · Jan 27
these are the real stuff, pasture raised and all
Some really good pasture raised eggs Vital farms, pasture raised eggs
January 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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What's something keeping your plates in the air this week, Partycrashers?
#unsolicitedpositivity #justkeepspinning #plates
a man in a red jacket is holding a frisbee on a pole
ALT: a man in a red jacket is holding a frisbee on a pole
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January 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Impressive how @deepseek.bsky.social has gained so much ground so quickly, with far less. What will this mean for eggs 🥚 ?
#deepseek #ai #Janus #eggstreme
techcrunch.com TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · Jan 27
DeepSeek has released a new set of multimodal AI models that it claims can outperform OpenAI’s DALL-E 3.

The models are part of a new model family that DeepSeek is calling Janus-Pro. They range in size from 1 billion to 7 billion parameters.

Read more here: tcrn.ch/40Bc5Qm
January 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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tadhgart.bsky.social Tadhg aka Maiden Voyage @tadhgart.bsky.social · Jan 27
In many ways the Trojan Horse paved the way for the clown car

#greekmythology
January 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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USA 2025
Dealer: "Hey buddy - You like to get out of bed in the morning?"
Me: "Y...yeaaaah?"
Dealer: *discreetly slides a bag of warm beans in my hand* "Colombian. Roasted 40 minutes ago. You like that and need more, ask for Johnny Cakes. Igotchu." ☕️ 🫘 🕴
#WarOnMugs #Beans #MugTrade
January 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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We cannot standby, while the most important meal of the day is erased from history!

We must defend Breakfast! ☕🍳🥞 #WarOnBreakfast #resist #coffee #eggs
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Lots of uncertainty around the price of coffee. How will this effect the sleepy masses? Maybe it's time to formulate my own roast before the cost of beans goes up in the air. ☕🤹‍♂️ #CoffeeCrisis #EspressoYourself #ClownombianRoast
January 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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10 Partycrashers, and first milestone achieved 🏃‍♂️!

🔟

Thank you to all the clowns and clown allies who are following along, just as confused as I am about this account! 🥳 🎉
#ten #followers #AchievementUnlocked
a taesa sign is behind a child and a stuffed clown
ALT: a taesa sign is behind a child and a stuffed clown
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January 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Currently pondering the age- old question: did clowns invent juggling, or did juggling invent clowns. Hard to keep all the balls in the air, on this. We made it to the weekend! How was your day? 🤹‍♂️ 🤡 #DefyingGravity #JuggLife #philosophy
January 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Someone owns the Sun? This is outrageous - I haven’t even finalized my lunar crater timeshare yet! Who do I call about huge grants and celestial zoning laws? 🌞🌕 #LunarRights #ClownBusiness #CelestialRealEstate #hughgrant

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Hugh Grant calls for police to investigate Sun owners - BBC News
He also wants to see the government launch part two of the Leveson Inquiry into press standards.
www.bbc.com
January 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Has anyone ever made soup in a clown shoe? I'm sure it'd feed a lot of people, depending on big your phơt is. 🍲
#clownshoes #soup #justclownythings
January 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Keeping an eye on the weather today—heard there might be ice. Best to stay alert and prepared, just in case. Be safe out there, kids! 🧊 🤡 #kids #ice
January 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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As an avid collector of theoretical exotic pets, this is on my dream-pet-friend list! Imagine the conversations. Do you think it's seen Cloverfield?

Read about new supergiant seacritter that looks like a Sith Lord @livescience.com tinyurl.com/3tjbsa6c
#ExoticPets #SeaBugSupremacy #LobstersAreBugs
New supergiant 'Darth Vader' sea bug discovered in South China Sea — and it's absolutely massive
The giant isopod has been named Bathynomus vaderi due to its resemblance to Darth Vader's iconic helmet from "Star Wars."
www.livescience.com
January 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Well this party is off to a good start . . .
#ClownRuinsParty #EggsistentialCrisis
January 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM