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“She’s a runner, she’s a track star.”
Disgruntled tooth fairy.


HOTD (and other related gaming) shitpost account 🧟‍♀️ : amycrystal.bsky.social
My friends and I have a sci-fi book club where we read some pretty good, pretty bad picks. Last month we read The Void Captain’s Tale by Norman Spinrad.
Please tell me why it feels like it was written by Claude AI, or was one of the many books used by AI devs.
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So uh…I’m trying to learn SQL. I’m using SQLBolt.
Boy oh boy I need a cheat sheet! I’m already forgetting everything lol
September 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Every once in a while, I have an idea to be a vtuber based on a tooth fairy! It would be dentistry centered but do other stuff vtubers do. It’s appealing because I get to keep my anonymity.

Except…I’m not as passionate about the field as I was. In fact, I want to get out.
August 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I have caved and downloaded Uma musume.

I haven’t gotten around to getting around to her career campaign, but HARU URARA BEST HORSE GIRL
July 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
July 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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June 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Oh god please let this be the start of a return to ridiculous satire
June 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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trump's first post about mamdani is going to be levels of racism we haven't seen since the 19th century
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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FOLKS
June 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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a former governor scion of a political dynasty losing to a 33 year old is a world historic crashout
June 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If Zohran Mamdani (or Ladner or anyone else endorsed by the WFP) does not win the primary, imma flip. NYC needs a person with policies that help working and middle class NYers, not someone who will uphold the status quo.
June 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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look in my eyes / what do you see / new york's zohran mamdani
June 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
June 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Reforging this because reminds me of 2000s era Tumblr.
share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
May 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
OMG YAY ERI! Congrats on your first library author talk.

We may be cringe but we are free
My virtual event with the New York Public Library is tonight at 6:30PM EST / 3:30PM PST.

You can attend the event on Zoom here: www.nypl.org/events/progr...
May 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Need more Apothecary Diaries dammit
May 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’ve been sick of my normal job and want to do something outside of clinical. The thing is…I’m looking at these health tech companies, including ones focused on dentistry, and I don’t see any openings where I could potentially apply. Revolutionizing healthcare…without healthcare professionals. Huh.
May 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Apothecary Diaries season 2 gets wild
npr.org NPR @npr.org · May 2
Scientists have created a broadly effective antivenom using the blood of a Wisconsin man who has spent years exposing himself to deadly snakebites from black mambas, taipans, cobras and many others.
He let snakes bite him some 200 times to create a better snakebite antivenom
Scientists have created a broadly effective antivenom using the blood of a Wisconsin man who has spent years exposing himself to deadly snakebites from black mambas, taipans, cobras and many others.
www.npr.org
May 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
For some reason this reminds me of 5 Pointz (the actual artist spot/graffiti mecca, not the luxury condo that took its place).
Downtown LA's Graffiti Tower yet stands proudly
April 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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this was on at a restaurant I was at last night
April 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Currently watching the Apothecary Diaries and man, I could probably pull off a Maomao cosplay.

I should also make a list of characters I aim to cosplay, because accept for a few…it is always growing and changing.
April 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So I finally finished it. I’ve worked on this shawl for my aunt’s bday for a bit. The only thing holding me back were the tassels.
I was able to give it to her today…happy recipient!
Yarn is Lion Brand’s Ferris wheel in Imaginary Garden; pattern is Mijo Crochet’s Lost in Time shawl.

#crochet
April 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM