Jeff Damn Records
@coderan.bsky.social
I answer spam calls and put together the dumbest sentences. Played Blue on Reading Rainbow. Clinically proven to function
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Jeff Damn Records
@coderan.bsky.social
· Feb 17
Mark Cuban: here’s how you get ahead
Everybody: it’s shown to be unreliable
Mark Cuban: so we’ve explored all options for the uneducated it seems
Everybody: it’s shown to be unreliable
Mark Cuban: so we’ve explored all options for the uneducated it seems
Nobody cares who your middle aged ass is anymore hoagie mouth
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Nobody cares who your middle aged ass is anymore hoagie mouth
People have told me I’m a bad person but frankly that’s why I’m so much funnier than them
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
People have told me I’m a bad person but frankly that’s why I’m so much funnier than them
This is for Cody… YOURE A LOOSE CANNON YOURE GOING DOWN FOR THIS CODY
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is for Cody… YOURE A LOOSE CANNON YOURE GOING DOWN FOR THIS CODY
Someone pay me money to play video games. Not like streaming. And if I’m not in the mood I can watch tv. And I have super powers
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Someone pay me money to play video games. Not like streaming. And if I’m not in the mood I can watch tv. And I have super powers
Next week is Friday the 12th. Remember how lucky you are
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Next week is Friday the 12th. Remember how lucky you are
Does that include on when I think CNN goes bankrupt?
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Does that include on when I think CNN goes bankrupt?
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*my scare the gen z kids voice*
ALL INSIDE MY HEAD
ALL INSIDE MY HEAD
EVERYTHING YOU SAID
EVERYTHING YOU SAID
ALL THIS THINGS YOU SAID
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
right right
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
ALL INSIDE MY HEAD
ALL INSIDE MY HEAD
EVERYTHING YOU SAID
EVERYTHING YOU SAID
ALL THIS THINGS YOU SAID
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
right right
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
*my scare the gen z kids voice*
ALL INSIDE MY HEAD
ALL INSIDE MY HEAD
EVERYTHING YOU SAID
EVERYTHING YOU SAID
ALL THIS THINGS YOU SAID
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
right right
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
ALL INSIDE MY HEAD
ALL INSIDE MY HEAD
EVERYTHING YOU SAID
EVERYTHING YOU SAID
ALL THIS THINGS YOU SAID
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
right right
THIS
IS
NOT
ENOUGH
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Robbed of the FIFA peace prize
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Robbed of the FIFA peace prize
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Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
Honey I put up a sexualized female reindeer in a martini glass on the yard like you asked
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Honey I put up a sexualized female reindeer in a martini glass on the yard like you asked
Man 1: hey how ya doing man
Man 2: disability… I’m on disability now
Classic acme
Man 2: disability… I’m on disability now
Classic acme
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Man 1: hey how ya doing man
Man 2: disability… I’m on disability now
Classic acme
Man 2: disability… I’m on disability now
Classic acme
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
I hate my TV already but claiming I’m an ad that there is a new season of Severance and playing season 2 clips is fucked up!
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I hate my TV already but claiming I’m an ad that there is a new season of Severance and playing season 2 clips is fucked up!
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
Workers back in the office, movies only at home, and electric cars that look like electric razors because this is as fun as nicking your testies
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos: “No, we’re saving Hollywood.”
“We’re in a period of transition... The idea of movies playing in theaters for two months with sold-out shows and people crying - it’s an outdated concept.”
#Netflix #TedSarandos #Hollywood
“We’re in a period of transition... The idea of movies playing in theaters for two months with sold-out shows and people crying - it’s an outdated concept.”
#Netflix #TedSarandos #Hollywood
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Workers back in the office, movies only at home, and electric cars that look like electric razors because this is as fun as nicking your testies
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is this guy's face real like not a cartoon?? What is going on here
FDA Commissioner tells MS NOW HHS Secretary RFK Jr. defers to him on key public health decisions.
WATCH THE FULL INTV: youtu.be/hgBXHUo4G38
WATCH THE FULL INTV: youtu.be/hgBXHUo4G38
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
is this guy's face real like not a cartoon?? What is going on here
To you and yours
a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a black shirt
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a black shirt
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
To you and yours
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Ocean’s 11 is a romcom da hell are you all saying
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Ocean’s 11 is a romcom da hell are you all saying
An Amazon driver barked at our dog
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
An Amazon driver barked at our dog
That was not a clean win but proud of the Sixers. These beautiful idiots
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
That was not a clean win but proud of the Sixers. These beautiful idiots
Ngl I’m feeling the best about Cam Spencer having to deal with that ending
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ngl I’m feeling the best about Cam Spencer having to deal with that ending
That reminds me of the Cov fadeaway layup game
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
That reminds me of the Cov fadeaway layup game
Dwayne Johnson: hey nice to meet you I’m your new upstairs neighbor
Me: so I guess I’m living under a rock ha ha… get the fuck out of my neighborhood
Me: so I guess I’m living under a rock ha ha… get the fuck out of my neighborhood
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Dwayne Johnson: hey nice to meet you I’m your new upstairs neighbor
Me: so I guess I’m living under a rock ha ha… get the fuck out of my neighborhood
Me: so I guess I’m living under a rock ha ha… get the fuck out of my neighborhood