Jeff Damn Records
@coderan.bsky.social
I answer spam calls and put together the dumbest sentences. Played Blue on Reading Rainbow. Clinically proven to function
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Jeff Damn Records
@coderan.bsky.social
· Feb 17
Mark Cuban: here’s how you get ahead
Everybody: it’s shown to be unreliable
Mark Cuban: so we’ve explored all options for the uneducated it seems
Everybody: it’s shown to be unreliable
Mark Cuban: so we’ve explored all options for the uneducated it seems
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Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.
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This is the only scenario I approve of this
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is the only scenario I approve of this
Hey mind if we host this event here and tell you it’s good for the economy despite the fact that you now have to bow to us and your office job is not going to pay you more because of Olympic traffic
This is a gut punch and so unfair to Los Angeles kids: Port of LA kicking the scouts out of the Cabrillo Beach Youth Center so it can be used for Olympics sailing training, with no plan to give it back after the games. Who asked for #LA28, anyway?
greaterlascouting.org/cabrillo-bea...
greaterlascouting.org/cabrillo-bea...
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey mind if we host this event here and tell you it’s good for the economy despite the fact that you now have to bow to us and your office job is not going to pay you more because of Olympic traffic
If your wrapped included my defunct podcast please help me fill out the restraining order
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If your wrapped included my defunct podcast please help me fill out the restraining order
Why don’t you get your penis wrapped so I don’t have to see more of you
McDonald’s employee: did you start this argument at this first window with someone else?
McDonald’s employee: did you start this argument at this first window with someone else?
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Why don’t you get your penis wrapped so I don’t have to see more of you
McDonald’s employee: did you start this argument at this first window with someone else?
McDonald’s employee: did you start this argument at this first window with someone else?
Every trash can I’ve ever owned is nearly full
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Every trash can I’ve ever owned is nearly full
Fun story based on this weird poo encryption toilet: I pitched to my friend who did app coding the concept of the “crap app”. An app where users could upload their craps and vote on others and track the best craps
I thought this was a horrible idea of mine that would make infinite money
I thought this was a horrible idea of mine that would make infinite money
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Fun story based on this weird poo encryption toilet: I pitched to my friend who did app coding the concept of the “crap app”. An app where users could upload their craps and vote on others and track the best craps
I thought this was a horrible idea of mine that would make infinite money
I thought this was a horrible idea of mine that would make infinite money
NOTHING CAN STOP ME
IM WATCHING THE FILM UP
IM WATCHING THE FILM UP
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
NOTHING CAN STOP ME
IM WATCHING THE FILM UP
IM WATCHING THE FILM UP
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
GOING WILD FOR THE NIGHT FUCK INSULIN PEW PEW
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
GOING WILD FOR THE NIGHT FUCK INSULIN PEW PEW
If I had a Christmas movie it be about me climbing through the ducts of a building that is… well fine but oh shit have you seen these ducts?
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If I had a Christmas movie it be about me climbing through the ducts of a building that is… well fine but oh shit have you seen these ducts?
You think I didn’t know that
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You think I didn’t know that
I’m looking for 10 comedians to join my troupe “10 funny people carry 1 dude to roughly $1300”
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m looking for 10 comedians to join my troupe “10 funny people carry 1 dude to roughly $1300”
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Idk who needs to hear this but tongue punching bags are freeeeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but tongue punching bags are freeeeeeee
“You should have been there”
Alright what you going to do that isn’t the case next time? Why you telling me instead of problem solving
Alright what you going to do that isn’t the case next time? Why you telling me instead of problem solving
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“You should have been there”
Alright what you going to do that isn’t the case next time? Why you telling me instead of problem solving
Alright what you going to do that isn’t the case next time? Why you telling me instead of problem solving
It looks like he isn’t moving until the league call is complete
Giannis looks emotionally spent on the bench before heading to the locker room. I think he knows something is wrong. I sure hope this isn't as bad as it looked.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It looks like he isn’t moving until the league call is complete
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
The new Vanderpump? Not feeing good
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The new Vanderpump? Not feeing good
Does the pope shit in the woods? America’s pope coming at you
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Does the pope shit in the woods? America’s pope coming at you
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“Once sprayed into the nostril, noroxone works quickly to free up opioid receptors in the brain, allowing compounds like heroin, fentanyl, oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and morphine to reattach and fatally interrupt respiration.”
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Once sprayed into the nostril, noroxone works quickly to free up opioid receptors in the brain, allowing compounds like heroin, fentanyl, oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and morphine to reattach and fatally interrupt respiration.”
I’m ngl to you. My Spotify wrapped is not interesting. My top 5 artists were Tyler the Creator, Doechii, Childish Gambino, Vince Staples, and Kendrick Lamar. That’s like one playlist of music
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m ngl to you. My Spotify wrapped is not interesting. My top 5 artists were Tyler the Creator, Doechii, Childish Gambino, Vince Staples, and Kendrick Lamar. That’s like one playlist of music
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Who else going to the next Fyre Festival
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Who else going to the next Fyre Festival