Depeche Code
@codyw.bsky.social
#1 Orphan Inspirer
Received an honorary credit on The Oregon Trail for explaining the difference between poison and venom
Buzz buzz skittle skaddle
Received an honorary credit on The Oregon Trail for explaining the difference between poison and venom
Buzz buzz skittle skaddle
Filling the pockets of my clothes with shitposts and walking into the ocean
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Filling the pockets of my clothes with shitposts and walking into the ocean
The opening scene from Look Who's Talking with the sperm traveling to the egg but all the sperm have his voice
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The opening scene from Look Who's Talking with the sperm traveling to the egg but all the sperm have his voice
I have swallowed
the harvest
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for Nuzzi
Forgive me
It was delicious
so salty
and so cold
the harvest
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for Nuzzi
Forgive me
It was delicious
so salty
and so cold
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I have swallowed
the harvest
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for Nuzzi
Forgive me
It was delicious
so salty
and so cold
the harvest
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for Nuzzi
Forgive me
It was delicious
so salty
and so cold
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
🎶WOKE UP THIS MORNING🎶
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
🎶WOKE UP THIS MORNING🎶
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Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
Been ruminating a concept for a short story, but I'm always worried the idea I have is ripping something else off
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Been ruminating a concept for a short story, but I'm always worried the idea I have is ripping something else off
Give me a letter of the alphabet and I'll post my favorite song, film or art piece that starts with it
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Give me a letter of the alphabet and I'll post my favorite song, film or art piece that starts with it
🎶The kind you don't take home to mother🎶
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
🎶The kind you don't take home to mother🎶
Family can be a bunch of internet people, family can be anything
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Family can be a bunch of internet people, family can be anything
I heard this in @pftompkins.bsky.social Werner Herzog voice
Much like Monkey D. Luffy, Swan Boy has a natural charisma that draws people into his circle, despite his tendency towards destruction and chaos
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I heard this in @pftompkins.bsky.social Werner Herzog voice
Has anyone phoned in a voice acting role as much as JK Simmons did in Baldur's Gate 3? Jesus
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Has anyone phoned in a voice acting role as much as JK Simmons did in Baldur's Gate 3? Jesus
Ok but what if my crime was destroying robots
Checkmate, idiot
Checkmate, idiot
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ok but what if my crime was destroying robots
Checkmate, idiot
Checkmate, idiot
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It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
A witch should perform an arcane ritual over his blown-off genitals to activate all future 007 agents and create an army of Bonds like they did for that one season of Buffy The Vampire Slayer
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A witch should perform an arcane ritual over his blown-off genitals to activate all future 007 agents and create an army of Bonds like they did for that one season of Buffy The Vampire Slayer
I am finally going to roll credits on Baldur's Gate 3 this week, please clap
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I am finally going to roll credits on Baldur's Gate 3 this week, please clap
Can anyone on here who's knowledgeable recommend a good starter electric drum kit for an 11 year old who's into making music?
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Can anyone on here who's knowledgeable recommend a good starter electric drum kit for an 11 year old who's into making music?
Oh I hope he has an incurable condition, all these little sessions where people line up to kiss his ring seem like a last hurrah for an egomaniac in the hopes he gives them a favor before he croaks
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh I hope he has an incurable condition, all these little sessions where people line up to kiss his ring seem like a last hurrah for an egomaniac in the hopes he gives them a favor before he croaks
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Exododus is that guy from Yu-gi-oh that wins you the game if you assemble all his body parts, right?
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Exododus is that guy from Yu-gi-oh that wins you the game if you assemble all his body parts, right?
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
If you're still in line to piss on Dick Cheney, stay in line
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If you're still in line to piss on Dick Cheney, stay in line
I got all the headlines mixed up today and voted for Dick Cheney 😬
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I got all the headlines mixed up today and voted for Dick Cheney 😬
I love my friends so much
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love my friends so much