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I write screenplays and make YouTube videos about movies—usually from a leftist perspective. Yes, even the dinosaur movies. He/him.
No clue how this happened, but the deleted timeline appears to be unrecoverable. I've tricked DaVinci Resolve into opening old timelines before, but none of my old tricks seem to work anymore. Gotta rebuild from scratch. The one bit of good news is that I only lost *15* mins of timeline, not 20.
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
There's an ominous little marker sitting right where the timeline disappeared. I don't remember adding it. And I *definitely* don't remember deleting everything to the right of it.
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I should probably clarify that, since this is an installment of my Saurian Cinema series, I'm mostly going to be talking about slurpasaurs that were specifically meant to represent dinosaurs.
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The video is a complete history of slurpasaurs: when filmmakers used to just plop a living reptile down into frame (occasionally with some prosthetics glued to their bodies) and call it a dinosaur.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I can see how this film would blow an 8-year-old's mind, but I couldn't dial in for more than a few mins at a time. It's way too episodic. Almost no scene leads into the next one. Problems are resolved spontaneously. I find the goofy details charming, but there's no cohesive whole.
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hello yes I am CEO of HBO Max/go/plus that'll be fifteen gazillion dollars
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reposted by Cold Crash Pictures
You, a dangerous radical: We have to change the system so cartoon villains can't wreck the country again

Me, a wise pragmatist: What if we simply rebranded the system? Welcome to America Premium+
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM