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@coleblack.bsky.social
Lucky dual citizen.
Save the world. Eradicate all religion.
Misanthropic Humanist.
Armchair history geek, music nerd, hockey fan, cyclist and human.
American. Nederlander.
On a lake. In Italy.
Pinned
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Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
What a little prick.
JD Vance: "They are not sending their best. Omar Fateh was Ilehan [sic] Omar's candidate for mayor of Mogadishu-- I mean Minneapolis. Little Freudian slip there."
December 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
What a little prick.
I float like a bowling ball and sting like a shark.
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I float like a bowling ball and sting like a shark.
Brain damage plus AIPAC will do this to you.
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Brain damage plus AIPAC will do this to you.
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Come on, which one of us hasn't marched through our town centre singing Hitler Youth songs? We've all done it. Youthful hijinks.
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Come on, which one of us hasn't marched through our town centre singing Hitler Youth songs? We've all done it. Youthful hijinks.
The only thing missing is an American cluster bomb to make this more like Christmas.
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The only thing missing is an American cluster bomb to make this more like Christmas.
Cancelled my subscription today to Spotify. Switched to Apple Music. Not sure if it is morally better but Daniel Ek is an absolute shit eating wanker.
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Cancelled my subscription today to Spotify. Switched to Apple Music. Not sure if it is morally better but Daniel Ek is an absolute shit eating wanker.
The reasons Italians drive so dangerously fast it is iso hard the fuck you mother.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The reasons Italians drive so dangerously fast it is iso hard the fuck you mother.
If you ever want to know about Italian male culture: watch Serie A. A guy falls down. Gets hit wilts a ball. Looks like he’s been shot. Trainer comes out. He’s good. He then blames the referee.
This is why we need consent laws. Men here suck asshole in the most lame way.
No man will accept blame
This is why we need consent laws. Men here suck asshole in the most lame way.
No man will accept blame
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you ever want to know about Italian male culture: watch Serie A. A guy falls down. Gets hit wilts a ball. Looks like he’s been shot. Trainer comes out. He’s good. He then blames the referee.
This is why we need consent laws. Men here suck asshole in the most lame way.
No man will accept blame
This is why we need consent laws. Men here suck asshole in the most lame way.
No man will accept blame
Yesterday on the lake.
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Yesterday on the lake.
I often think about how out of touch rich people are. And well, they are really out of touch. Nobody should be a billionaire. Period. Make a billion and you are done. One cent over then the guillotine.
These people haven’t touched reality and in decades
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I often think about how out of touch rich people are. And well, they are really out of touch. Nobody should be a billionaire. Period. Make a billion and you are done. One cent over then the guillotine.
For all my NHL and Philly peeps on Turkey Day.
May the Gritty be with you and also with you.
May the Gritty be with you and also with you.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
For all my NHL and Philly peeps on Turkey Day.
May the Gritty be with you and also with you.
May the Gritty be with you and also with you.
Guillermo del Toro's Breakfast Club.
Guillermo del Toro's There's Something About Mary
Guillermo del Toro's Watership Down
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Breakfast Club.
America. Americans. Capitalists.
They hate poor people.
They hate poor people.
It’s like everybody wants to stop taking our money.
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
America. Americans. Capitalists.
They hate poor people.
They hate poor people.
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Gaismas Ragana, a brew from 1370BC. This is … interesting.
Latvian beers are kind of amazing.
Latvian beers are kind of amazing.
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gaismas Ragana, a brew from 1370BC. This is … interesting.
Latvian beers are kind of amazing.
Latvian beers are kind of amazing.
Another visit by Pedro this morning. Came over to ask me what my name is, say Ciao about 70 times and mock my laugh. Little bugger.
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Another visit by Pedro this morning. Came over to ask me what my name is, say Ciao about 70 times and mock my laugh. Little bugger.
Lake Garda today.
Italy.
Italy.
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Lake Garda today.
Italy.
Italy.
Americans couldn’t see socialism if it was a throbbing sausage jammed deep in their throats. Yet another embarrassment for American citizens all over the world who, gasp, have free healthcare in their adoptive countries.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Americans couldn’t see socialism if it was a throbbing sausage jammed deep in their throats. Yet another embarrassment for American citizens all over the world who, gasp, have free healthcare in their adoptive countries.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Never am I one to ignore an article about cats, especially these posh ones.
If you like cute cats with stupidly brilliant names, photographed amongst very pretty Oxford architecture, this article from @oxfordclarion.bsky.social is for you: oxfordclarion.uk/college-cats...
College cats of Oxford
Once upon a time, we featured an image of Magdalen's kitten, Ozymandias, in our newsletter. We figured it might be a gentle contrast to our regular diet of planning and local politics.
The grey ball ...
oxfordclarion.uk
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Never am I one to ignore an article about cats, especially these posh ones.